They clamped your umbilical cord

They clamped your umbilical cord.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/30473033
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/30278462
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/30193752
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/30598672
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29101631
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/30208504

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27654493

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/30355293

They did it before your lungs were functional, cutting off the supply of oxygenated blood. They did it to deny you off 1/3 of your blood volume at birth, and your iron stores. They did it to deny you of your stem cells, meant to repair any damage done while being squeezed through the birth canal. They did it despite research showing lower brain myelination at 4 months and lower IQ in childhood. They did it and don't even have an excuse.

At what point do we admit this is done on purpose and hold them accountable.

This is technology related because umbilical clamps are tech. And a new development, recently someone realized umbilical clamps can be used for circumcision as well. Truly innovation at work.

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warosu.org/sci/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=clamped
warosu.org/sci/thread/S10716594#p10716827
warosu.org/sci/thread/S10716594#p10716847
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noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

>This is technology related because umbilical clamps are tech
No, they're science (biology) and belong on while the rest of your post belongs on

Not me, I was born via midwife who knew all that shit
Probably why I'm so much smarter than all of you & my peers.

This is false.

It may be so.

Clamp clamp.
Snip snip snip. :^)

>Technology ("science of craft", from Greek τέχνη, techne, "art, skill, cunning of hand"; and -λογία, -logia[2]) is the collection of techniques, skills, methods, and processes used in the production of goods or services or in the accomplishment of objectives, such as scientific investigation. Technology can be the knowledge of techniques, processes, and the like, or it can be embedded in machines to allow for operation without detailed knowledge of their workings. Systems (e. g. machines) applying technology by taking an input, changing it according to the system's use, and then producing an outcome are referred to as technology systems or technological systems.
Umbilical Cordons aren't technology, and even your link references the camp of medicine (a science).

Umbilical clamps are applied materials science. A form of technology.

Still, your post is about how MEDICS used SCIENCE to change umbilical cordons. Go talk about that on /sci/.

and is that the subject being discussed here?

First of all, prove that this has a deliberating affect on babies and prove that it's intentionally done against a superior method.

FYI my cord was clamped but also preserved so I have a huge batch of STEM cells usable in case I want to clone an organ or something. I dunno if this is done in Europe though, since it is known that all Europeans have to donate their organs and preserving your STEM cells are banned since medicine is socialist there.

They probably didn't do it to me because I'm really smart

It very well is.

The superior method is described on the image. It was documented in ancient Greece and was the standard in the US until around the 50's, when "early" arbitrary clamping became the standard. It entails lower intelligence of the child, higher rate of complications, and higher rate of post partum hemorrhage. It has no benefit to anyone, and never has.

They didn't use science, they used clamps to clamp umbilical cords. A form of technology. It's a matter of tech.

the subject is the medical procedure or the act of clamping an umbilical cord or not
the subject very well isn't "clamps"
can't tell whether you're autistic, a burger, or I'm just responding to bait

Fun fact: This poster is one of two prolific anti 5G spammers from /sci/.
He's not the tranny guy, he's the one who has an entire copypasta about him

Proof from your friends at /sci/
warosu.org/sci/thread/S10400981#p10401122
warosu.org/sci/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=clamped
warosu.org/sci/thread/S10716594#p10716827

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I'd like to call bullshit but considering that most burgers in the year 2019 still circumcise babies for no reason, I can't say for sure.

The topic is about clamps. Everyone is off topic, but oh well. That's alright.

warosu.org/sci/thread/S10716594#p10716847

>The topic is about clamps.
repeating it doesn't make it true

Possibly true.

>It's time for your circumcision, user.

>This is America. All males have to be circumcised. If you don't, you're discriminating between yourself and the Jewish community. Discrimination falls under hate speech laws so if you refuse this procedure, we'll have to call the cops. You'll go to prison for hate crimes and the prison doctors will probably end up performing the procedure on you there anyway (for prison health and safety), so it's best to not make a fuss and just get it done here this afternoon.

>Oh don't be scared, sweetie. It's a totally painless procedure, and wait til you experience all the health benefits! Plus the ladies like it better. Your sex life is about to improve a lot, trust us. Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Those silly European doctors all have anti-semitic bias. Europe currently has an epidemic of male urinary tract infections - something the biased 'lame stream media' won't tell you. Plus they can't even afford to do this procedure on a wide enough scale because their healthcare is dead broke - soshalism doesn't work. We have the best healthcare system in the world. By the way the total cost will be six gorrilion dollars, plus taxes (the taxes go to Israel), plus a 'tip'....heh heh. Our system says your insurance that you pay $500 a month for won't cover this procedure so you're going to have to pay out of pocket. We accept Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Diner's Club, UnionPay, JCB and Discover.

>Ok! Here's your gown, take the second right down the hallway and get changed. The nurses will prep you. We'll begin the procedure by standing for the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag (of Israel) and by saluting Our Beautiful President, The God Empress of the United States, our first Jewish president, Ivanka M. Trump! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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take your fucking meds, schizo

triggered, trumpkike?

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I have feared them circumcising me in prison. Growing up uncut in America makes you subconsciously view them all as threats, and an enemy.

things work a little different outside your echochamber

>snipped for no reason at all
>women still complain about everything
at least your cunt isn't cut up at birth, fucking whores. god I hate women.

Umbilical cords aren't just cut for no reason.
It reduces the risk of neonatal jaundice (a complication about 100,000 babies die from every year).
That being said, it is of course possible that clamping the umbilical cord has other downsides and that current medical practices are sup-optimal.

>ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!1

>neonatal jaundice
Which is caused by other aspects of the birthing procedures, like not consuming the colostrum. It's easily treated with phototherapy, and here's the real thing. See, I looked for data on that. The only data I could find in a large study showed a 5% risk with early clamping, and a 2% risk without. Literal statistic noise.

There are too many terrible things done in medicine as standard practice for them all to just be
>we dindu nuffin we all gud bois, we just going on da research!

wtf is this real?

They didn't though. I was on my mother's lap for ages before the cord was cut.

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>since it is known that all Europeans have to donate their organs and preserving your STEM cells are banned since medicine is socialist there.
What dried up cow shit are you smoking?

It is good. Glad to hear this, user.

What a fascinating cross-section of conspiracy nonsense he's spewing at once there. I count his homebrew umbilical chord conspiracy, the Rockefellers running banks in turn running medicine AND vaccines causing autism. All in one post.
Fucker's efficient.

normie shill confirmed

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>*Clamped*
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Is someone going off script?

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When I cut my daughter's umbilical cord it looked like the right picture.

It is good. This is as it should be.

is that female goblina/poo doctor (on the far right bottom) a porn star or something? I could've sworn she got doxxed or some shit

>They clamped your umbilical cord.
not mt babies

t. wife is a smart cookie

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You are a fucking retard. Dear god where do you little ass stains come from with your shitty posts??? I mean, get the fuck right out bro. What you just tried to do with your brain is the equivalent of a child bench pressing 300 lbs. You just jizzed in your own eye; the post.

I helped birth all four of my kids. It was done properly and to the greatest benefit of every child. You are spreading lies whether you know it or not.

DON'T BULLY THE FAIRY!

>lies

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The poster made the same post over in Jow Forums and it was moved to Jow Forums making it look like a double post

Before clamps they used string, In Emergency births they recommend not cutting at all and put the baby on the moms stomachache and wraps them both for the trip to a medical facility. The flow from the placenta will slow and then the placenta is pushed out. I assume before string they waited for that stage then bite the cord

I was just watching and the nurse handed me the scissors and said when to snip my son's cord

OG Style

What is this thread and why is it on Jow Forums?

OP has been having a weeklong meltdown on Jow Forums and /sci/ and the mods are getting tired of his shit

Too many astroturfing retards, this is suspicious.

>said when to snip my son's cord
i refused. it meant nothing to me emotionally

t. autist

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Some incel who will never be there when his son is born

How the fuck did this thread get moved to Jow Forums??

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I had not expected it and just did to say i did

like the time during a blizzard and i was traped at work i slept in a room with 8 bodies. I could have just joined other on the floor of the socal services hallway

Thanks for the umbellical cord pill user

Jow Forums is a breading board now

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This board is a more advanced version of /x/ now.

The superior method is the natural one. We are very complex, very finely tuned machines that don't need tinkering with our processes.

Arrogant human minds decide that they understand the process and can make it "better" by taking shortcuts. It's almost always wrong.

My wife had a natural at home birth, and I still had to fight the midwives from clamping and cutting early - They only care about their schedule. The sooner she's done, the sooner they can go. No different from the idiots who pick up old appliances - they look for an excuse to not lift it, rather than try and do their job well, because that's easier.

I forced them to wait a full 30 minutes before I allowed it, and it wasn't fully white by then, but at least it had done most of it's job.

My child is completely healthy, hardly sick, taller and stronger and smarter (not just parent bias) that every other kid at her daycare - and allergic to nothing - Could just be good luck/genetics, or it could be all the things I didn't allow happen..

It's like Windows Idiots using a well tuned Unix system and fucking it up because they don't understand how cron works, automated maintenance scripts, etc.. Take more time to learn the sophistication in the system before you decide to "improve" it.

>They did it and don't even have an excuse
you mean that besides the fact infant blood is the fountain of youth?

>neonatal jaundice
Exactly. Smart user for looking up and correcting the nonsense posted here.

The real benefit of assholes like Jow Forums that spew garbage with truth is that you have to learn to think for yourself, and seek the truth through effort.

Which board was it originally posted to?

so youre preventing a problem that has a small percentage of happening? whats exactly wrong with waiting to clamp again?

She chimped on an uber driver

>uber driver
the only correct way to do the job is super high with your PTSD burning in the background

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