Older (30+) women have found a new way to celebrate and advertise their high functioning alcoholism and the trading of their fertility for middle management white collar jobs and holidays with Spinster Brigade. Let me introduce the Fleabag Jumpsuit, pic related. cool wine aunts the West over are getting their jumpsuit and taking selfies to show off their weathered and tired bodies in the unwise belief they STILL HAVE IT, YASS!
for those who don't know, Fleabag was a tv about an alcoholic snarky women who couldn't have a functional relationship but she was full of quips and SASS and became this seasons role model for women who think they are cool. the poster girl for the wine aunt generation. youtube.com/watch?v=W038fMRUoR8
fertility problem is as minuscule as it gets, welcome to 21st century
also, try looking in mirror at least once - neckbeards like you are the reason why dating these days is pretty hard
Isaiah Kelly
The 175 miles between you and the closest village is the reason that dating is hard for you.
Evan Bell
Poor things. I'd like to help them, but I'm married, with kids, so, responsibilities and loyalties. Not that they'd let any man help them anyway. They know best!
Mason Sullivan
All the """cool wine aunts""" I know are sloppy drunks with either personality flaws or a broken family household.
How did they manage to create a dress that looks trashy and frumpy at the same time?
Oliver Ramirez
Alcohol is bad
Connor Stewart
The Iran vs Pissrael conflict is being started so you may get your wish. A C C E LE R A T I O N
Justin Collins
This
Russia please respond
Dylan Brown
>Fleabag You have to be a horrible person to use that character as a role model.
Liam Carter
>also, try looking in mirror at least once - neckbeards like you are the reason why dating these days is pretty hard cool retort. i've actually fucked a russian girl. she wasn't rushin' to leave, haha.
maybe she wants to see a movie without interrupting someone for once.
>it's actually so they can get hammered
Robert Long
I go to the movies by myself sometimes because I want to. I buy a pint of whiskey and bring it in with me, get drunk during the movie, and enjoy the movies that my fiance doesn't want to see.
Jonathan Thompson
I keep forgetting that people still actually watch T.V.
>Bet she's got a nice dark ring around her asshole from all the red wine over the years is that a thing? redpill me on the effects of red wine on the anus
Now we know it looks just as bad on a tranny as it does on a washed up 40 year old women with a cunt that feels like 2 pounds of run over roast beef.
Hunter Clark
> movies I used to do that in hs. Why cant a 30 yo woman find someone to share the entertainment?
Owen Roberts
A White man would never fuck this.
Dominic Nguyen
With a logical retort you dumb skank
Josiah Parker
Stop being naive
Brandon Fisher
Supposedly, decades of ingesting food coloring, different pigments in foods, etc., can lead to darkening of the anus. It could be genetic. It could be marketing wank from Big Anal Bleaching.
Oliver Carter
so the thirsty beta's will throw themselves at her in the comments section
