"We're willing to offer you $10 an hour."
I'll take it.
Heh, sucker. I’d have done the job for $8 an hour.
>$1.50 over min wage
.02 cents not enough?
Jokes on you i would have done it for $5 just so i can afford to eat.
>globalists enjoy their manipulations of labor markets
>everyone has to beg for jobs
My BBC spamming folder is endless, you won't regret this Mr. Boomerguy Sir
*one hour later*
$10.25 and not a penny less, or I walk.
Give me a 50 to 60 hour week and we have a deal.
Diversity hires will say yes, since they know they are safe no matter how little work they do - lol
>oh look its this thread again
I won't work for a penny less than $10.01/hour
is that Cheese Pizza?
>Hi user. I'm Stacey and I work in the HR department in this division. Can we have a chat?
>*awkwardly try to find a free meeting room*
>I heard about your behaviour in the meeting yesterday. While we recognise the team building value of jokes like yours, we feel that you overstepped some of our Informal Boundaries.
>Normally we could give you a warning but when you said later on "Just let me do my job" this was considered a second offense.
>We hire people not just based on their technical skills but also on how they can contribute to the culture of the company.
>We have had reports that you haven't been have been eating your lunch alone and not integrating with your colleagues.
>I'm sorry to say that we will have to let you go, effective immediately.
We have to beg for the opportunity to become wage slaves.
The absolute state of capitalism
I'll take $9. Mr. Shekelberg needs that last dollar more than I.
t. Republican
Deal! The uniform is 50 dollars, correct?
>I see on your resume we were in the same Fraternity in college.
>Welcome to the team, I think we can offer you a more competitive salary since you're a brother
Just got my first job, $55k a year
Why, yes! It will be deducted from you first paycheck, which wont be for the next 2 pay periods of course, :^). Gotta get that first free week of labour from ya.
When I was you kids' age I got a minimum wage job and worked my way up to management.
Entitled little brats.
Sorry gramps, the world doesnt work that way anymore.
getthefuckoutaheeeaa
I’ll take it sir
*shakes hand firmly*
*slams Monster*
*starts playing Rock You Like a Hurricane on boombox*
$80/hour minimum or no deal
>"Certainly, user. Unfortunately, we cannot afford to give you overtime pay and you'll be getting no lunch or bathroom breaks."
I'll be making 28$ an hour soon
Make it $5!
Too bad old fucks like you are currently in all the management positions and you refuse to die.
If I want to afford to eat it'll have to be at least $16. If it's $10 USD then absolutely I'll take the job.
>We're willing to offer you $10 an hour.
You get what you pay for.
My first job was 12.50 an hour for basically vacuuming and shit
>making $12 an hour (minimum wage here) working at a fast food chain over the summer in a semi-rural area
>extensive free bus lines so I don't need to pay for a car
>National Guard pays my entire tuition plus fees for coming to drill once a month plus 2 weeks training in the Summer
Its nice to live in a liberal state sometimes. Just wish the college towns didn't bump up cost of living by like 40% for a 50 mile radius. Now if only they weren't so eager to import foreigners by the thousand, I wonder what a nationalist system with mixed economic policy might be called? hmm
the best part is when they refuse to retire because they are just so used to wageslaving themselves.
so yes, the solution is that they need to drop dead.
I'll take $3 after taxes. Shaniqua and her 9 babies need more money for dem programs
>t. Democrat
McDonalds starts at $12.50 now. Sage.
$10 says this user works in tech
Vacuuming shit in the streets of SF I bet
Throw in a blowjob and we have a deal, sir.
>ziiiiiiiip