Brit/pol/ - womens football edition

I know what she did to celebrate post match.

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It’s just so brilliant

Rory looks like a used coffin sales man
>hmm hello sir, wouldn't you just love to be seen dead in this

OH NO NO NO

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rip mummies

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Tragic. I'm cringing on their behalf.

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germany's team is several times better than estonia's. celebraring a 7th goal would be very disrespectful and by that point neither team wants to be there.
meanwhile scoring the 9th against fucking thailand is still cause for celebration for those dykes.

TIGFCHUK

Wasn't that the birds first international goal though? People do celebrate a players first goal desu. Not to mention that the dudes have already been playing in actual relevant tournaments and matches throughout their lives while these women are just living their 15 minutes of fame

Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.

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Wrecking the libtards. Bro who fucking cares, just let it go

>these fucking losers are on 6 figure salaries while we are barely able to eat or sniff any lines at all

they wont win anything will they??? anything???

She'd just scored a hat trick in the world cup though. It's absolutely normal to celebrate that.

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me neither, its womens football for lolz sake.

is that pikey a crypyto kraut?

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Who the fuck is Rory Steward and why is the media shilling him so much?

Holy shit.

Don't even have the smarts to just name themselves The REMAIN Party lol.

>why is the media shilling him so much?
He wants to remain in the EU.

He's a #NeverNoDeal tory who's being shilled by remoaners and euros

Everything they do is wrong it’s absolutely brilliant

It's against fucking thailand. It would be like liverpool beating a sunday league team and then celebrating like they won the champion's league

but wasnt this the vagina world cup?

idk, celebrating a cup victory regardless of opponent doesnt seem something to get upset over

wtf

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>women's football

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>TIG
>CUK
>CUKTIG
>TIGC

For fuck's sake

>Aldershot
managed them for 5 seasons on FM

I like Raab, anyone but Gove

No wonder half of them fucked off, this is just embarrassing

>Jo Brand
apparently the bbc defended it tho.

meanwhile rape joke not okay.

They really want to be called CUK

yeah, or the Hopey Samey Party
it's brexiteers who want to change stuff

>dyke soccer team
>scissors for the crowd after they score a goal

You can't make this shit up.

What happened to him lads?

Made me sad reading about him today, I was a lot like him at that age.

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gay nigger lol

Where's that lad who runs Cringe UK on twitter? Needs to update his branding

what you talking about lad, fury knows what's up

youtu.be/exDkugn3PgU

We know you dont understand, cleetus.

rundown?

It was her HAT TRICK GOAL in the world cup. Compare any player doing that in the mens world cup. It doesn't matter how shit the team is. Thailand were in the third pot anyway so it's not like they are one of the worst teams in the competition, it's just that womens football is a fucking joke generally, and you can only beat the team in front of you.

Never had your balls grabbed by an African? Pathetic.

Anyone but that beady eyed cunt, Handcock

Heidelberg here. Boys I think I've failed my Cambridge English Proficiency exam today. The questions were really hard. I feel sad for failing, I really like the English language. Results in July.

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why is loudly proclaiming your inability to understand something seen as okay these days? is it an attempt at sympathy? having it explained? just looking to have people pay attention?

He apologised like a faggot though

>Thailand were in the third pot anyway

This shows how fucking shit women are

>The Independent Group for Change of the UK's Change Party of Independence to create Change and Independence

How did thailand lose aren't all there women ladyboys anyway

Probably ended up in a kebab in Brixton

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>Heidelberg
reminds me I need to visit my great aunt this summer

What were the questions? I'm not sure most english people would be able to pass a cambridge english test

Doesn’t explain the scissoring though

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>14-year-old kid
>lives in Doncaster
>maths genius, goes to a comp but in various schemes for highly talented kids
>100% attendance record, no signs of being bullied
>loner, rarely leaves his house
>into emo music (HIM, Slipknot, MUSE, etc)
>one day he goes off to school but waits in a nearby park, goes home and changes into normal clothing
>takes out his £200 savings and gets a one-way ticket to London (despite a return costing only a little more)
>last sighted walking out of King's Cross station

>rundown?
I don't think so mate he just disappeared, don't think a road accident had anything to do with it.

3 leg kicks = 3 goals scored

Kid with perfect attendance record skips pretends to go to school one morning, comes straight home, get's changed out of his uniform and goes to the train station. He buys a ticket to london, refusing a return ticket. Goes to london, never seen again.

Police didn't even bother checking the cctv around the london train station until weeks too late.

The JUST Party was already taken tbf

north korea was in the mens world cup in 2010

>Boys I think
>Boys, I think

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I wonder this sometimes too. The case of Andrew Gosden is fascinating

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The test should be a blood test

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A bit weird tbf

Why does it matter if it was her 3rd or 4th or 5th goal? The point is you're 9-0 facing amateur players from a shithole jungle in southeast asia when you actually make a living playing a professional sport at the level of 15 year old boys. Have some goddamn humility. And on top of that refusing to sing the national anthem and then doing the black power fist all after going on a talkshow tour about how sexist the US soccer association and sports fans are because you get no viewership.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-41041855

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It's like flipping the bat when you're up 15 runs or take a shot as the clock expires when your up 50 points in basketball.

Where he did gone?

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>and they still play football better than I

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how longs it been now?

Not Ngubu's finest hour

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>until weeks too late.
What did they find?

abducted by aliens

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Fucking incredible

>how longs it been now?
Since you asked, about 8 minutes lad

This is a disgrace against life

>one day he goes off to school but waits in a nearby park, goes home and changes into normal clothing
>takes out his £200 savings and gets a one-way ticket to London (despite a return costing only a little more)
>last sighted walking out of King's Cross station

he was the one that never got caught in the hatton garden heist

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Next GE? I'll be voting for The Independent Group for Change formerly known as The Remain Alliance formerly known as Change UK - The Independent Group formerly known as Change UK formerly known as The Independent Group.

how the fuck do you fail that shit I passed those exams with 92% grade without even studying all year
how the fuck do you fail English you stupid ass nigga lmfao

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