Space is not real

"""space exploration""" is the biggest scam and used to launder money and steal funds.
All they can get is blurry pixelated pictures or 3d renditions of what they claim is out there. Space is a hoax, space research is a waste of resources

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Boy I wish /x/ would fuck off.

NASA is a government program!

No.

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How do satellites work, retard.

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Hmmm of course, those guys on the government haven't done anything shady or have been involved in scandals or money laundering schemes.

>the earth is flat
>there is no such thing as space
>the moon landing was fake
>sandy hook was crisis actors
>9/11 was an inside job
>Taylor Swift is a man
and on, and on, and on...

Here's a picture of a nebula, that'd be 10 billions

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fun fact: nasa translates to "to deceive" in hebrew.

So that's (((who))) is behind it. I knew only (((them)) could get away with such blatant lies as "goy we need 500billions to investigate the 35th moon of Uranus"" and people would be indoctrinated to accept that and clap for the "progress"" we're making ""exploring space" when all we get in return is either extremely pixelated pictures or just simple 3d renditions.

this is a fake conspiracy theory

Your lot defending space are the same people who make fun of those who believe in ghosts because they saw a blurry low res picture when all the evidence you get from """space exploration""" is EXACTLY THE SAME

Are you the new authority of conspiracy theories?

No it fucking doesn't, shit. A one second google search would prove you wrong.

This thread is sponsored by JIDF

I bet you edited the wiki to make (((your people))) seem innocent and not behind the space hoax

A fucking quora question is what I recall.
Either way, gr8 b8 thread. I'm just sticking around to see the actual crazies flood the thread in a few minutes.

extraTerrarestials

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What do you mean bait? If anything you should feel silly if you believe space is real. There's as much evidence of space as there is for ghosts.
That'd be akin to believing in ghost just because someone snapped a picture of it. Do you believe in ghosts,user?

You're trying too hard, anyone with a higher IQ than the average polnigger can spot this on the first post. Your dedication is admirable, but you need more practice.
In any case, spaceposting shall commence.

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>Space is a hoax
>is a communist
So everything according to you is a capitalistic propaganda? Get a life, faggot.
See:

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I'm going to poo ama

ouch, someone's not getting any shekels today

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Here's a picture of Uranus rings, took it from your mom's house. 500billion please

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That is the literally the most spooky autistic shit I've ever read. Thanks for the good laugh.

Are you forgeting that commies also """""invested'"""" a gazillion money on looking for moon rocks while their Countries starved?

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Then why are you the communist again? Why don't you take a little bit of a spookpill instead?

Go away pajeet. Don't you have some Parvati to rape? No poos allowed on my thread. If space were real I'd donate money to send your shithole in orbit

oh hello

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That's stratosphere, you mong. That's hardly Saturn's moons and nebulas and all other 3d imaginary shit they spend money on ""researching"""

its 70k feet with a fisheye

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I know, right?

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Seriously... Wtf is on that satellite?
Can anyone tell what any of that is?
Is that a monitor screen?
Computer fans!?..... WTF

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It took years of research and an enormous investment from the government but finally we got a picture of the large object that circles the orbit of user's moons every night, this is a one in a lifetime achievement people, a small step for men but a huge advance for mankind. Behold

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/x/ or no, NASA has done precisely fuck all to advance human understanding of anything for the last 50 years. They make probes, and explore shit-- but since they ignore the data and just keep whatever patchwork nonsense they have in their head... the boundaries of human understanding never expand.

Waste of money, but more importantly a waste of opportunity.

What do you mean? Their motto is benefit for all. I don't think they'd lie!

Space is fake and gay. Satellites are not real. The only forms of persistent surveillance they have is high altitude planes, but even they only have like a 30 miles radius. Weather balloons are the future.

Am not a commie but I knew that if I had left my location flag it'd derail the thread. So commie flag instead

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Duration_Exposure_Facility

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It's OK Moshe. Just keep pretending we didn't already know.

>in hebrew.
no vowels in written hebrew

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>Waste years and billions on that
>Results are only two tiny paragraphs

And yet people get indoctrinated into thinking that space exploration is totally where our money should go

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NASA bitches are more crooked than the Amazon River, Enron, Carlton Meeting, Irish Lotto, and more.

Busted faking space walks in swimming pools and CGI with international space station. Fuck 'em

Underwater cables. Look it up.

there's no niggers in space :)

three hebrew characters
doesn't spell NASA
means the same thing

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There's no one and nothing in space because is not fucking real

I am pretty sure thats exactly how it goes, pay some art students to paint sets and get some CGI people, generate a low res picture and pocket the rest of the money

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>All they can get is blurry pixelated pictures or 3d renditions of what they claim is out there
better than cern which is just as much bullshit

make an actual argument brainlet

How comes they don't even bother on properly editing those videos before releasing them.
They're so confident people are scared to call them out because we'd get told schizos that they don't even try anymore

We never split the atom. Aton is an Egyptian cult of the sun. There is no proof Solomon was Jewish. Jews know the mythos, but lost the method. Everything atomic is BS.

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>Yeah bro its all a CONSPIRACY
>They WANT us to think space is real so they can CONTROL us
>I've got this shit all figured man
>I watched like 4 documentaries and they had REALLY scary music bro
>That's how I know they're legit
>The Earth is fuckin FLAT BRO. IT'S FLAT. Look it up
>Bro HOW do you not know this?!
>You're so lucky you met me bro. Now you know the truth
>They wanna pull the wool over our eyes man
>They control EVERYTHING
>They can hear our thoughts right now bro, here put this on
>My mom gets mad when I don't take these pills
>But they got to her already. She's fuckin' COMPROMISED bro
>I'm glad you're woke like me though man
>We're the only ones that have figured it out

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I don't smoke weed because I am not a libtard. Don't watch documentaries either, if you are going to believe in space might as well go ahead and believe in ghosts, you have exactly the same amount of evidence of both

potheads are all super into (((NASA)))

no they're fucking not

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Yeah, well at least the money dumped into that organizationa made for good """pictures""" to use as wallpapers

There arent satellites. Its balloons.

Why is there no bbc in my tiny Hindu ass right now?

How the fuck do you launder money at a loss?

>bawooms
are you serious or just pretending to be a dumb nigger

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Not sure where you've heard that, but IRS obviously the top guys taking most of the money while they pay interns to make pretty pictures.

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If that's the case, then redpill me on
> orbital mechanics (epicycles?)
> comets
> meteors
> seasons
> continuous light or darkness at poles while sun appears to travel around horizon
> aurora borealis
> missile development during the Cold War
> amateur astronomy photos matching the official ones
> no government btfo-ing the official nasa story
> Hubble Deep Field image
> Pulsars
> Cosmonauts (why didn't they leak)
> Tides corresponding to Moon position
> The K-T Impact Boundary
> Israel failing to land a lander on the Moon
in your scam theory.


Seriously, if it was a scam, then the James Webb Space Telescope wouldn't be as late as it was. No one would be foolish enough to build that much intricate detail and experience that much delay if it wasn't real.

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This is how all space apologist faggots sound.
youtu.be/FYJ1dbyDcrI

What exactly are you defending leaf? Your ego? Try to give me a non photoshopped picture of an astral body that is not related to NASA.

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And in other news, India voted to construct a space station instead of installing indoor plumbing.

I swear "space isn't real" and "flat earth" are MSM, Russian or Chink operations

How Jewish are you?

>NASA is currently working on the development of a Star Trek style warp drive that could get astronotus to Alpha Centauri (second nearest star to the sun) in just 2 weeks

So they take reference for their """projects""" from a scifi show

>The Learning Channel (TLC) was originally founded in 1972 by the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare in collaboration with NASA
So NASA gave us reality trash kino by extension.

There's where the money go, people

They can't, is the same with every ghost Hunter and big foot pictures

>yes goy, humanity is reaching the stars, now get back in your filth and serve me!

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Gravity does not exist. Gravity only works on paper, it was vital for heliocentrism.

Comets, meteors ONLY come down at a downward angle from the firmament. If we were on a globe, they would come from all angles.

Pic explains seasons.

The north pole gets 24hr sunlight, everyone knows. Antarctica has never gotten longer than average days. All evidence of 24hr Antarctic sunlight is undeniably proven false.

Tides correspond with an electromagnetic push on all objects by the sun.

Aurora borealis is light reflecting from the earth and bouncing from the firmament.

All other things you posted rely on equations/lies/or NASA.

You cannot debate flat earthers with proof from NASA, as NASA is the topic of discussion, which spew lies and half truths.

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They're wasting their fair share on ""space endeavors""" so I don't see your point.
Also don't you have a koala to rape or something?

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That looks totally real, undeniable proof of space existence. And since csoviets do it too then furthermore evidence of space!

I hate niggers and kikes. I am a genius among my peers. I am blind with grey eyes and 6ft. I am a nazi and flat earther. I've spent thousands of hours in non-biased research.

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Blond*

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>awkwardly grabs for him blind but only manages to get him by the pinky finger in the pocket
>because of the low gravity, still can pull him slightly

Space threads = Schizos

i'm just nasaposting, cunt
Clearly a different fucking hill.

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YOU JUST OUTED YOURSELF AS A SHILL.

NASA HAS BEEN RAMPING UP PROPAGANDA BECAUSE THEY WANT MORE MONEY.

FOR EVERY THREAD LIKE THIS, 100 FLAT EARTHER LURKERS ARE BORN. YOU STUPID FUCKING KIKE.

The debt raises with every lie kike, I want it paid in the blood of your people.

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Not a shill only an autist. Did you squeal in excitement and pound your keyboard when I "admitted" to being a shill?

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And you're the Jew here. Who would want to discredit what is arguably the White Man's greatest achievement, led by former Nazi engineers? I fucking wonder. Whatcha doin' Rabbi?

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Go to sleep eddie

Just nasa posting, yeah, I get it kike.

I've been here long enough to see a shill right off the bat.

Not all shills need to be paid.

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