Graduate high school 10 years ago or so

>graduate high school 10 years ago or so
>all the 8/10+ roasties wouldn't even talk to me
>we all go to college
>they party, drink up, have bastard mutt child/ work as a waitress
>i get good grades
>i now make 115k a year at 28, mortgage a home, and a relatively nice car
>still live in same general area
>by name recognize at least 2 women give me "heyyy :)" messages, that I graduated with
>they are weathered, and not even close to their prime, but are still okay looking, just have thousand cock stare and trashy tattoo or two
>one of them even kept responding every 15 minutes asking for me when I didn't check for a couple hours
>Stacey, Stacey... my, my, how the tables have turned
>the memes were true
This is, huh, wow.

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Have sex incel

tldr; pic related.

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>thousand cock stare
I snickered

Imagine the smell

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If thats really your situation, you should go for a 18-22 year old girl. Men and women were not destined to be in relationships of the same age.

Tell them you are dating someone younger and prettier than them and watch them explode.

fuck that. don't date your old roasties from your high school. you have all the power now. look for 20 year olds that have a bright future.

See how many you can fuck and the tell them you thought they they would be prettier naked

contract hiv then spread it to them.

You're new here aren't you? I bet you have a thousand cock stare of your very own.

Probably smells like walking into a fucking bed bath and beyond.

Isnt it the fucking best? Nahh the best is when you dump them at the height of your relationship because you found some better tail. Watch as they spiral downwards trying to justify what went wrong. My ex had sex with a 5'6 black dude and all I could do was laugh.

Pump em and dump em baby that's what life is now

>this, except the girls from HS still don't message me

masturbate copecel

OP's gonna hit a wall at 32 and his sweetheart will GTFO and leave op suicidal with a balding head.

Date 3 to 4 years younger... not more.

Like pottery

Thanks for the advice Schlomo

>wants a (You) desperately

If you’re 28 you shouldn’t be looking for a 28 year old wife honestly.

Most men do not go bald at 32.

This

Not this.. this is pure aged feminist logic

Haha what an absolute fag. Must be a roastie who has hit the wall.

Everyone's a shill to you retards nowadays jesus christ

>not balding but enjoy the skinhead look and workout daily

I look like an ex-convict so its easy to pick up used trash whores. Sadly never gonna wife someone.

Nice larp

Avoid those stupid cunts and get yourself an 18 year old virgin, or even 16 if it is legal in your state.

what's your longest relationship user, 6 months?

Take it from an old fag with 9 and 7 year long back to back relationships... don't date girls 8 years younger than you.

Fuck them as much as you want, but don't invest yourself emotionally. 90% chances it won't work. And trust me, you don't want to be dating in your mid 30s unless you want to end up with single moms or batshit crazy drugged human wreckages.

women aren't worth shit, Im surprised it took you that long to figure it out.

And then everybody stood up and started clapping... right?

You just have to be man enough to manage the relationship.

this is bullshit to act as a soothing balm for red pill/mgtow dudes

a 50 year old man is absolutely not as attractive as a 30 year old woman

its more like a 30 year woman will marry a 38 year old guy IF he has all his shit together

I'm not bald at all.. just a receding a little on the temples. Actually have more hair than 90% of the guys in my age range... but even the most lucky ones have started receding or have shitty volume or going grey.

>tfw 32 and missed the boat on "growing" with a girl simultaneously
oh well guess ill just an hero

You must be an incredible faggot with an enormously stretched out asshole.

Women love a man that can be an authority figure in their life. Most women want to fuck suave 50 year old men, especially younger women. What do you think all of those princess stories are about, faggot? They weren't about you.

Was popular musician in high school
Hated the boomer like stacies, rather fuck the chicks at our shows
Did date a chick at my hs that ended up being an actress you know
Went to the 20 year reunion
Ex Girlfriend who is married to basketball player rolls up in the limo
>fucking jocking me all night to go back with her to the hotel
>I have to lay the line down
>”I broke up with you for a reason.”
Go home with my hot wife who got to see this shit go down.

kek

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donald trump 72. melania 48

Fucking and wifing are two completely different things..

the user was right. Girls have soooooo much choice with dating apps nowadays that they will rarely go for a guy 8 years older.. unless he's a walking wallet.

t. hasn't fucked girls 15 years younger than him

>t. Roastie

36 here... i totally fucked it up with a 9.5/10 multimillionaire sweetheart. Everyday is struggle.

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S&P look is my goal. Once my beard starts getting grey I'll go get me a nice woman out of high school.

My gf is nice and we love each other.

But I only slept with one other girl before her and I constantly wonder if I missed out on sleeping around because I had too much depression and anxiety when I was younger.

Now I don't know what to do.

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Dude, he's Donald Trump.

90% chance any relationship doesn't work

>keeping up with people from your past
>they can message you
>kikebook user detected
Fucking normie

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>I wonder if I missed out on meaningless pleasure when I was younger so now I'm questioning the validity of my loving relationship

fucking degenerate

This didn't happen and the whole "men age like wine" thing is a complete cope.

Complete bullshit. Especially in the age of social media women have FAR more leverage than men in the dating market even when they're older. Online dating experiments still show women with higher success even when they're older too. If you want a gf/wife, find one ASAP. Don't fall for the "older man" meme. You will just end up a bitter, old virgin with less prospects than before.

Looks like your life is going well.
Just make sure you choose wisely now.

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This
Keeping up with people from your past will keep you from growing out of your past self.

Don't do it.

You missed nothing. One night stands are garbage.

It's the same thing for eveyone:
>in a relationship
>want to fuck even the ugliest girl out there
>single
>fuck I hate one nights.. all I really want is a loving soul

don't fall for the ficki ficki meme..

men don't necessarily age like wine, but older women are REALLY fucked, especially if they have kids.
Of course, not as if an ugly, shitty dude in his 20s is going to suddenly not be gross in his 30s

>Rational Male dot com
Faggot asswipe MGTOW, your chart automatically is invalid. Fuck off forever
>inb4 herp derp u must be a roastieeee lolol

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>Everyone's a shill to you retards
its true... these simpletons completely saturated it to the point where it's totally pointless to even point it out anymore. i still scavenge for some decent threads, but they are so few and far between.

nice larp but seriously kill them

That's true though... you still have considerably more chances making it with a grils about the same age as a girl a decade younger who will see you as an old piece of decaying flesh

Dont go after basic women then you tard. There are shitty people of both genders
Also to the incels out there(called robots back in my day) don't think you suddenly know all women because you've seen some shit on the internet. Go outside and talk to them. They are people no lesser than you.
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If this isn't bait, what you work as bro?

An in shape, well off 50 year old man can SLAY pussy half his age all he wants. He can also marry one half his age AND make it work if he's a strong leader.

>Especially in the age of social media
This is the problem. Stop trying to find a woman on Tinder and you'll see how much the tables turn. with confidence, faked or genuine, its completely opposite and anyone who tells you differently is bitter and doing it wrong

Are you suggesting that would be unpleasant?

just date a girl who makes around the same as you. life will be much better when both of you are pulling the same weight. Having millions for retirement will be better than dating some used up whore who brings no value to the table.

>they are people no lesser than you

that's where you're wrong, bucko

If you love her and she's good to you then stay with her dummy

You should have gotten a 20 year old wife at 20, now that you're older you're doomed, just in a different way from the roasties. you didn't do anything wrong, quite the contrary. You didn't do anything. You waited too long.

There is no difference, faggot.

>Stop trying to find a woman on Tinder
Irrelevant. Every woman has facebook, twitter, instagram, etc. even if they don't use online dating. That means they still have access to a larger pool of men or at least know what's out there. It's basically the female equivalent of porn. Men that abuse porn have unrealistic standards, it's the same for women that are on social media. Only difference is a woman can still get pumped and dumped by Chad if she really wants to.

You did make a mistake. You slept with someone other than her. You're already doomed, existentially. If you never made that mistake you would have been golden. Why did you do it, user?

thanks for your knowledge incel

You're supposed to go after the younger 8/10s idiot

Make 115k pesos, or dollars? Doing what?

fpbp

have sex

i've found that half the memes people fall for on here are full truths and the rest are half truths. you my friend just swallowed a full truth

pretty sure OP's pic is from the UK, not US.

so... nice story, bro.

I'm assuming these graphs represent the amount of fucking for the respective ages for both genders, but what exactly does "SMV" stand for?

>wagecuck
>STILL thinking about hs hoes
ok lel

Yup. Save your money, get an honest 19 year old waitress from a farm town, double points if she's going to a community college for a professional degree.

This was basically me as well, except I lucked out physique-wise (6'5", ~200 pounds by freshman year) so my junior and senior year I made it on the varsity football team and suddenly I was one of the 'cool kids' going to parties and amazingly losing my virginity, but of course then football ended my senior year and they all went to younger guys and I just quietly went off to college across the state.
Now I make ~112k a year in a very cushy administrative job at 28 and it's almost the same as you. My facebook, since updating it from a basically dead profile from almost ten years ago, suddenly gets slammed by girls I used to know in the 25-30 age range who are all single, most have a kid or three, they're working as bikini baristas (super popular for these lazy thots in western WA) or now at all the weed shops popping up everywhere.
They ALL want that free ride in exchange for essentially being my whore, it's actually insane. They don't even hide it, they literally will message me on there like "Hey what are you up to these days? Do you want to meet up some time? I'm not really doing anythingthese days haha" And I'm sitting here just laughing to myself knowing I wasn't even on their radar 'til I had money, a house and two cars.

sexual market value

story ?

dont be a nigger

Hortex is Polish.

>Polish product

so... UK. ;]