Ben Shapiro

How do I become as smart as Ben Shapiro?

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Talk really fast so that no one can hear exactly what you're saying.

Go to harvard

holy shit the podium is as tall as he is

also godam benji gettin thiccc

Drink 3 metric tonnes of gallon every morning. Work out by taking dick in the arse for 2 hours straight. Now its time to clean, head to the showers and get semen poured on you for 5-10 minutes. Now back to drinking cum. Repeat for 3 years.

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>Drink 3 metric tonnes of gallon every morning

what did he mean by this

Be Jewish.

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Argue exclusively with retarded college students.

Ben Shapiro isn't that smart, you might not have to do much.

Employ sophistry against undergrads

you can always be impressive in a company of retarded right-wingers teens

K H A Z A R
M I L K E R S

drink khazar milker milk

fuck i'm hungover

Never debate against someone with a functioning brain.

>3 metric tonnes of gallon
yer drunk m8

Drink semen.

WHY IS HE SO SMALL

Step 1: Be Jewish
Step 2: Exploit nepotism to get everything you want in life
Step 3: Act like you earned it by yourself.

This

not anymore, just very hungover.

5 FEET 4 INCHES

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Jews have high verbal I.Q., this is why dumb faggots fall for their tricks constantly. They trick you into believing 40% interest rates are in your best interest or that israels right to gun down brown kids by the thousands is good for them and america but americas border wall is immoral.

cut your legs off at the knee
oh, my mistake, I thought you said 'how do I become as tall as Been Shapiro?'

>This brainlet doesnt 2x all long form content.

Wew Lad.

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If he is an american citizen, then why does he support Israel?
I mean, America should just fuck Israel. The kikes should go fuck themselves

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post your rare ben shapiro hitlers

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Read a lot. I don't mean 4chink posts either.

>How do I become as smart as Ben Shapiro?
you already are

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How tall is Benjamin actually? He claims 5'9 but that's clearly a lie