Ben Shapiro

How do I become as smart as Ben Shapiro?

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Talk really fast so that no one can hear exactly what you're saying.

Go to harvard

holy shit the podium is as tall as he is

also godam benji gettin thiccc

Drink 3 metric tonnes of gallon every morning. Work out by taking dick in the arse for 2 hours straight. Now its time to clean, head to the showers and get semen poured on you for 5-10 minutes. Now back to drinking cum. Repeat for 3 years.

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>Drink 3 metric tonnes of gallon every morning

what did he mean by this

Be Jewish.

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Argue exclusively with retarded college students.

Ben Shapiro isn't that smart, you might not have to do much.