>be me
>19
>waiting to be shipped out for Marine Basic Training
>Get told by vets that I'd just be masturbating in a porta-potty for 4 years
>Turn on the news today
>Mfw
Be me
Asher Rivera
Luke Moore
Looking forward to dying in a bunch of mountains?
Jack Hernandez
Keep masturbating goyim
Adrian Ramirez
Mazzoltov!
Adrian Clark
You'll have more fun than that. It's like a camping trip where you learn a variety of useful life skills in a fulfilling career. When you come back, you can smack talk all the betas about how useless they are and how funny they talk, and "how do they have a girlfriend in the fistplace."
Ethan Miller
>joining the marines
>Carlos Sanchez detected
You must be an anchorbaby. Only mexicans and dyke lesbos join the marines.
Leo Barnes
Getting real combat experience>sitting on your fat ass masturbating about a Rahowa
Landon Collins
>Who is John Cena
Charles Hernandez
You'll be muscular, you'll have a respect for genuine authority (not by betas and most politicians),you'll get guaranteed access to college, you'll have a normal voice.
Jacob Young
>marine
>basic training