OH NO NO NO NO

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kek

Okay, that's funny.

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i wish we had a president like him

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lmfao

it's funny because you can imagine it

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what most of the country doesn't understand is that he is a 70 year old guy from queens.
this is what they do

im sorry, but that is fucking spectacular, kek

Trump is my nigga

Reminder that Bill Clinton made Monica Lewinsky lick his asshole in the White House.

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". . . and if you'll just look right over here to your left, you can still see Monica's knee impressions in the rug. You know she was a fat pig right? Cute face I suppose, but she liked her candy. Obviously Bill is not a picky man"-GEOTUS

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Lol that’s legit funny hahaha god damnit

Based. He is such a cool guy. I totaly want to enlist in the u.s army to invade iran now. Who's with me my fellow deplorables. Praise shadilay 1844

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So would I!

Can Canada enlist too. I love Khazar milkers and want to breed with your women.

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Reminder that Bill Clinton had his penis in a Jewess' mouth on Easter Sunday in the White House.

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I was not aware of the pooper licking. The plot thickens.

Meanwhile in reality

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Reminder that Bill Clinton had Monica Lewinsky suck his cock why he was on the phone with Members of Congress.

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Only reason you're posting in this thread is because you're another libshit triggered by trump

"Never forget", lol.

The cigar trick was the best.

Fucking kek

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because he cant show them any room where he has had sex...

I love trump

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Hilarious if true.

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im so glad I voted for this man

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>Trump meets White House guests in the Oval Office
>cue headline

As a 31 year old boomer who remembers the definition of "is," I didn't know this and it disturbes the shit out of me.

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immature and petty, just like Drumpftards

Maybe he licked hers. It's not really clear.

Better?

unlimited fake fiat fake debt money

unlimited false flags

unlimited fake news

unlimited patience of docile goy mongoloids

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I mean, I'd lick that slampig's asshole, but that only helps a little.

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My favorite headline about her call her a "portly pepperpot." Which I remember every time her name comes up.

>when you know you are going into the oven anyways so you go out shitposting

Best President ever.
That alone gets my 2020 vote.

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Goddamn I had zero clue this happened

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Now I want to visit

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He's like that cool uncle that gives no shits when he comes to your house.

Trump shows guests the oval office, which is were billy got a wet willy, write that headline... technically it's not a lie...