The time for redemption is near

We had one guy run over a heard of emus with his car. He got in trouble too (fine and community service I think)
>youtube.com/watch?v=NsIeqWPN9YA

Rise up! Emu must fear!

The only good emu is a dead emu. Literally the nigger of the bird world.

Why do retards record themselves doing stupid shit?

>Arrested
Didn’t your country literally pay you to kill emus? What’s the deal

Quickly glance at the third word in your post

Do emu's taste like chicken or turkey?

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Before ze germans get here

I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT.
FUCK EMUS.
FUCK JANNYS
AND FUCK KIKES.

Dry turkey, but it may have been overcooked. They're very lean so should be cooked to rare.

OH SHIT THE ESA IS GOING TO ARREST YOU FOR THAT

>>youtube.com/watch?v=NsIeqWPN9YA
HAHA Based

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redditt humour thread

saged

It’s just a big fucking chicken who cares.

aussies are like: emus will fucking gut you
in reality: 1 teen floors stupid chicken

wheres the video you scumbag?

Australia is escalating the tensions, emus will have to put a show of force on and if thats not working you are at war.

to be fair it wasn't full grown. it's rare but humans have been eviscerated. red kangaroos are definitely more dangerous though.

Nah they can fucking gut you man. Their claws have been known to rip dudes guts open. Your arguement is like some retard saying "bears aren't fucking dangerous I killed one and didn't die". (not that emus are as dangerous as bears).

How come I simultaiously laugh heartily everytime I see this while also absolutely hating the act?

Is cruelty acceptable if its comidic enough

>go to court for hunting beast
What the fuck happened to this nation

emus truly are the kikes of the outback

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Now the emus are going to send in the magpie airforce and fuck you guys up. You asked for this. The emus arent pushovers

Heartily chuckled when he started counting

Part and parcel

Gut the little cunt that did it. Nigger behaviour.

In Germany we have a Nandu invasion

The cunt should go after a real bird if he wants to record it and make a show out of it.

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Fucking Steroids

these cunts are fucked

>charged
>will appear in court
What? Isn't he a national hero?

Chad Emu freedom fighters vs virgin Aussie terrorists

Australians are the niggers of Australia. The free world stands with our Emu brothers.

fackin roight strewth cunts minger dingo

revengeance will be ours

Would the media portray you as a national hero for beating Jews to death?

Literally the only animal I've seen Steve Irwin run away from.

Their just a little upset over the great emu war.

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literal dinosaur

poor birbs, we need to send them some machine guns and shoulder launched AAs

Despite making up only 13% of the bird population Emus are responsible for over 50% of all violent attacks on humans

We can't stand for this anti-emutism.

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Leafs fighting for the grand title of shitposter

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why did he do it? his gf can just find another one

Sloppy job mossad. I can smell the Jew false flag from here.

>t. EIDF

the emu war was not ove yet