Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Coincidental Edition

>upcoming elections
Brandenburg: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwbb
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/brandenburg.htm
Saxony: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwsn
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/sachsen.htm
Thuringia: Oct. 27 2019 #ltwth
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/thueringen.htm
>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW [unchanged]

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative, counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=lEwGObGrUK8

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus
youtube.com/watch?v=QlAgoUP_NvE

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youtube.com/watch?v=bDbA7Kw1cLg
youtube.com/watch?v=ecLJYwDmur4
youtube.com/watch?v=c8hLEyaq6Kg
youtu.be/7TiKLxjsF38
anonfile.com/Q6o8yav7nd/apustaja_xcf
anonfile.com/bcpaybvfn0/Reclam_cover_xcf
anonfile.com/i4p3y4vfn6/OK_pepe_xcf
anonfile.com/pfp2y9v5n4/picardia_meme_ball_mapping_template_xcf
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Last Thread:
Invited:
>the Austrian Jew
>the Ancap Redskin
>the Lithuanian Nazi
>Anons

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Daily Honk:
>youtu.be/wBc81Umw8Qw

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>the Austrian Jew

What? Did I miss one out?!

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Not you, there's another Austrian Jew.

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Achso, Pavlik ... ;)

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>Pavlik
Pochemu?

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Bump

Very slow day...

you missed a gem, my man.
imagine fucking tay and giving whatever plops out of tay a name. that's him.

>The horror ...

Now I dare not imagine what may plop out there but I'd like to see it with my own eyes. Was in last bread?

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IMAGINE the smell

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kek!
Guten tag reich professor how are you? :D

Ayyy sutti my man whats up?Found a jobe?

>wahlrecht.de/umfragen/forsa.htm
SPD 2% lower than AfD already.
Greens unstopably rising like a yeasty dough.

>yeasty dough.
You have a thing for these descriptors.
It's a special skill, beware of that, you might be able to exploit it.

Nedumaju shto evo ruskij escho tak razvit shtobi obsjatsja.

Based the green reich shall rise!

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Amazing, but I'm ok with this trend.


Ja verju v nego.

Sounds really disgusting.

Reich professor will learn Russian eventually, he just needs time and few shitposting nights with us. :D

guess which Fotzen

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Evenings! Also just hit by a heatwave?

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Off the top of my hat:
Hamburg
Berlin
Bremen
Köln

Greens are completely eating up SPD support. Do you think it is temporary or permanent? In my view it was just a question of time before the left parties rally behind one big party.

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>Hamburg
so close to home.
it hurts.

By the way I'm calling it now, if the CDU/CSU insist on making Kramp-Karrenbauer the candidate in 2021 we will get Robert Habeck as a chancellor.

Fun fact about Habeck: he is raising his children as Danish citizens

Frankfurt

CDU/SPD/AfD/FDP coalition.

Green Soviet Union you mean?

>hit by a heatwave?
Indeed!Nothing that positive vibe of summer and few shots of whiskey, can not fix, looks like no staring into abyss for now.
youtube.com/watch?v=bDbA7Kw1cLg

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>Implying thats a bad thing
FUR 1000 JAHRE REICH!
youtube.com/watch?v=ecLJYwDmur4

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Well they are basically the worst kinds of Marxists hiding behind their green policies to lure the idealistic and naive students of the newer generations, so yeah.

The KPSS wasn't a party, literally consisting of faggots and pedophiles.

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People won't do shit until they have bread on the table, ellecting AFD would just be a slow decline as oposed to the fast one if greens get into power, boiling frog slowly will kill it, boil it fasta and it will jump out.

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Try some Radler, Whiskey seems to brutal at these temperatures ;)

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Who is who guys?

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didnt work :_( owo

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Well I get your point but I'm sure most Germans aren't voting Green because the want to accelerate things.

They vote green because they're retarded.

Use MsPaint, Sheamus.

>tolerance with blacks 50%
shamefur dispray

that picture needs to be revised anyway.

My painting skill is below Zero. Just copy paste it from an other thread.

>tfw no cute German boyfriend
Why live?

I need a sissy slave m8.

>first /x/ comes over to tell us about the flat earth, then Jow Forums comes over to tell us about the state of women and then /lgbt/ comes over lusting over little boy assholes.

so tiresome.

But I need my sissy slave :(

Seriously though, guys what's your honest opinion on Origami? Based and redpilled or cringe and bluepilled?

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/po/ would be proud.

Cringe but some Origami masters can create deadly weapons out of paper.

uwu how may I serve you daddy?

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You can show your flagg.

So this is, how the interracial-porn spamming pole looks like...

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I'm not gay but I would fuck a guy that looks like that.

But daddy, I hate my stupid flag, I don't want to see it except when it's being trampled on or burned by Jow Forums German men

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It's just fun to konw that I made those helmets used in the pic.
Anyone want the .xcf GIMP files?

Me I don't want to associate myself with some boipussy sucking jew.

But you are my sissyslave and you need to obey to the Alphas.

Was für ein circlejerk

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>I'm not gay
>I would fuck a guy

what did he mean by this?

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It doesn't matter, who wins at last. We just need starke Ränder. The weaker CDU, SPD and FDP become, the better for us

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Daddy please anything but showing that ugly flag. I hate it
I'll do anything for you daddy please

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Don't kill the AnCap dream fag.

>Fun fact about Habeck: he is raising his children as Danish citizens
kek
youtube.com/watch?v=c8hLEyaq6Kg go to 0.59

What a shitty attempt at a hakenkreuz, at least use proper tesselation!

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i don't know what i'll do once clown world is gone. maybe it all exists for the memes.

>youtu.be/7TiKLxjsF38
Problem?

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Show the Flagg or show your toys.

It's not gay if the other guy looks cute.

>Kraut/pol/ turned into grindr
>Again

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okay faggot

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as per usual

All humans are bisexual.

please elaborate

Your tolerance is too high faggot

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Daddy please don't be mad :(
Here's my sissy clit daddy

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Wait, are you insulting me or someone else
Anyway, I sadly just found out that I don't have the files anymore, but from what I learnt I could probably redo them in much less time than originally and make it scaleable too.
Oh well, such is life.
I can give you the orig. pics though.

Here are the few .xcf I have left:
anonfile.com/Q6o8yav7nd/apustaja_xcf
anonfile.com/bcpaybvfn0/Reclam_cover_xcf
anonfile.com/i4p3y4vfn6/OK_pepe_xcf
anonfile.com/pfp2y9v5n4/picardia_meme_ball_mapping_template_xcf

chastity cage only fucking low fag. Kill youself

Night of the long knives when?

Fag says everyone is secretly a tag because it makes it feel better about itself.

I insult only those who suck assholes bruh. Theres a reason why sissy slave.
Thanks mate.

The picardia one should be the most interesting, just put a layer in there and see what happens.
If I remember correctly, then it has to be the third layer from the top.

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you're not wrong

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If you push all the sissys to wear chasity cages and they break thei dicks with one erection than. We won't have an Problem after this, Their live is ruined then and no one would take them serious.

Just an AnCap though m8.

>haveing 0 experience with any paint programm besides once in school
I understod it but. We will see if I can do anything.

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>break their dicks
Does it really work that way?

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>go out with dog
>see two muttlings
>they are just some refugee spawn right?
>nope, mother is german
OH NO NO NO!

looked literally like pic related ugliest children I have seen in my life.
How can I ever call an american a mutt again? It was all fun and memes until now. It's over we are becoming just as mutted.

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No thats the meme for me and drunken

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I just came to see if anyone did the maze

>we

nice image, I appreciate the effort of whoever done it

west germany at least.
father was nowhere to be seen of course maybe they were looking for him.

I know I shouldn't but yeah I have a problem with it. Two lefties in a majorly leftist society with majorly leftist media acting like the are some kind of resistance and people applaud them for it.

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>refugee from Libanon kills woman
how original innit?

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>maybe they were looking for him.
most probably

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Idk what the goal is with such a thing. I read some stuff about it and it and experience. That will happend but every thign that break will heal .If they get too many erection their dicks will be so destroyed that its impossible to heal naturall and the dick gets ahrd but not sio long anymore.
I want that they wear that thing forever to see how their live shattered.

T.Faggot pole

>Die Opfer sind immer deutsche vermögende Rentner: Mehrere Millionen Euro räumten Trickbetrüger mit der Masche des „falschen Polizisten“ am Telefon bundesweit schon ab.
>Und offenbar kassieren polizeibekannte Clans der Mhallamiye-Kurden beim Schwindel kräftig ab!
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