Jow Forums humor edition
Jow Forums humor thread
Aaron Murphy
Xavier Lopez
>posts reddit humor
Camden Evans
Dylan James
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Caleb Mitchell
Carter Hernandez
I unironically got a 30 day kikebook ban for posting this copy pasta. Dude said I was threatening him.
Lincoln Gray
Gay
Isaac Hughes
Noah Parker
Owen Gray
Isaac Butler
Jonathan Miller
Kevin Martin
Luke Morgan
Isaac Edwards
Owen Moore
Kayden Adams
Lmao you awesome racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
Face it, most poc will be infinitely less successful than any of you chads ever will be. You are on the right side of history, get our countries back winners
Robert Ross
I keep seeing this, does anyone have sauce? I cant tell if it's real.
James White
Aaron Ortiz
Matthew Peterson
did he die?
Kayden Perez
Why did he die? Did he land wrong? Looks like he was just going for a fun dive.
Mason James
I want to know as well, anyone?
Charles Watson
Brayden Morris
Luke Gray
needs high res.
Luke Thomas
bump, I need a good laugh or I will start drinking
Chase Davis
Josiah Cook
Colton Powell
An article said it was shallow and he hit rocks. He is dead.
Wyatt Rodriguez
hitting water from that high is like hitting the ground
Jaxon Jones
No tipping!
Nathaniel Baker
Levi Howard
Based
Jeremiah Sanchez
It looks like he broke his back, and possibly neck, when he hit the water since he basically did a backflop. It doesn't take much speed to break bones when falling into water in such a way.
Eli Price
Carson Williams
Adam Bell
Eli Thompson
Cooper Roberts
Just added this, before I submitted, there was a window which said
>Thank you for your review. Your work is contributing to making our website a better place
This made me kek more than my autistic post itself.
Kayden Williams
it's about mercenaries in congo iirc
good documentary
Jordan Young
this is me
Colton Ortiz
Brody Richardson
Sebastian Price
Logan Thomas
Carter Gomez
Sebastian Long
Kevin Wright
Jackson Morris
Cameron Russell
Hunter Phillips
Chad short shorts
Asher Diaz
Very sad. Looks like a fun guy. I've jumped off cliffs, but there was deeeeeep water, and the water was bubbly from some water falls. I was told that when the water is bubbly its softer landing. Was a lot of fun to jump off cliff and into water(anoying to climb back up though), but I probably wouldn't do it now since I"m older.
Kids, get off xbox, FB,twatter, and 4chin, and go outside. Explore! Play a sport!
Joshua Sanders
Daniel Howard
Parker Sanders
lmao
Michael Williams
the one comment:
>Girls have it much easier on live streaming. Just make up, dress pretty and on the camera filter and they are ready to roll. No talent, no content, just talk some rubbish and money comes in. Much harder for men to earn. Mostly need some talent and dangerous stunts like this are a 'good' way to gain fans i.e if they live after the stunt! rip
Matthew Cruz
youtube.com
Goodbye Africa / Blood & Guts / Africa Addio. Its real, a documentary about Africa during decolonization.
Noah Sullivan
You can still fool some qanon boomers with it. Lol.
Carson Edwards
I was expecting Jim Carry to come out.
David Cruz
Cameron Cooper
Thats not humorous, thats despairing.
Thomas Murphy
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Jaxson Long
Jeremiah Hernandez
Subtle.
Leo Johnson
Ryan Morgan
Ryder Sanchez
same
Joseph Cox
Which is why we need a jobs guarantee, not just a minimum wage.
Robert Reyes
Noice.
Nolan Lopez
Adrian Cruz
oh its fiction time
Liam James
Matthew Howard
Tyler Peterson
God only rewards you if you believe in jesus, it has nothing to do with you doing "good things"
Carter Sullivan
Rock on comrade duch. All recent college graduates, guaranteed a meaningful job in the agrarian industries.
Isaac Perry
William Powell
Nolan Long
>and then everybody clapped
Caleb Ortiz
Daniel Wood
David Morgan
Jacob Turner
Carson Brown
Lincoln Russell
Blake Phillips
kek saved
Bentley Green
Jace Morris
Thank you for blessing my BBQ, big man
Dominic Brown
Andrew Anderson
Luis Fisher
holy shit :DDDD
Hunter Sanchez
Evan Brooks
William Martin
Grayson Ward
Joseph Carter
How did it move so fast
Jaxson Cox
Just had to do 6 captchas to post this. Hm..
Nolan Kelly
Julian Watson
have a (You).
Christian Evans