Parenting in clown world

Boomer here,
I'm starting to feel an insurmountable urge to procreate and pass on my genes, some sort of biological impulse.
Is it feasible to raise a child in these crazy times, how do I protect my offspring from the "agenda". o I just have to roll the dice?
Input from anons with kids or zoomers who have lived growing up in modern weirdness appreciated.

thanks

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21-year-old zoomber here. You cannot protect your children from degeneracy unless you go off the grid or join the Amish.

Home school and don't buy into the "but muh socializing" meme.

>do not clamp cord at birth
>do not circumcise
>not expose them to television
>provide them with learning materials and fun and engaging activities
>private school or home school
idk

Thats a terrific plan.

No vaxing too

just wing it

they'll be fine

This, and even then the internet is still going to expose them to degeneracy, so unless you're willing to heavily restrict their access to it then the end result will still be the same as if you allowed them to go to public school. For my part, I don't think it's worth the effort and that this country, and indeed the world is fucked beyond repair so I've chosen not to have kids. I have a permanent gf (I'm not marrying her ever), but we're not going to have kids. Fortunately, she agrees with me on the subject. But yeah dude, the world sucks cock, and it's only getting worse. So, good luck.

This is my concern, I don't want to raise an outcast though, just because I am one.

Actually, when I went to uni I met a few homeschooled people and found them to be incredibly smart and well read, and their socialisation skills were fine....It relies on either mum or dad or both being able to spend the time to do this though, Tall order!

>do not clamp cord at birth
Not heard of this but will go down that rabbit hole, thanks.
>do not circumcise
No chance, luckily not really a thing here
>not expose them to television
This might be hard, in the modern era we consume so much media whether tv or internet stuff etc.
>provide them with learning materials and fun and engaging activities
plan to, my dad died recently and my most cherishe memories I have as a very young child are my dad telling me an elaborate story he made up and read to us as we fell asleep (ironically about a frog called fievel. If I could be 10% of the Dad my dad was I would be proud.
>private school or home school
Think so, but as mentioned before, that's expensive and difficult.

Make sure you're child understands freedom. Introduce them to open source software. Also make sure they know Stalman is a gigantic faggot. Just because you don't agree with people doesn't mean they can't help society.

If you realy are a boomer (and not Jow Forums's ludicroous definition of one), then you're too old to have kids. You will die while they are still young and need you as a parent.
I'm gen X and my eldest is 20, youngest is 16. I'm 51.

Did you not feel an urge to have kids in your late 20s/early 30s? Why leave it until now when you are at a minimum in your late 50s/early 60s?

>Boomer here
You waited too long and your swimmers are spoiled. If you can even conceive at all you will father severely autistic retard babies. gg no re fgt

I'm a Jow Forums definition boomer. mid 30s.

I know my winnow of opportunity is narrowing significantly

Freudian slip there

I will probably be in your age group when I end up having kids. I am glad I didn't . I watched all my friends go through life with multiple baby mama's. Not for me plus I never had my shit together enough to have kids in the first place. Damn shame that most people who have kids are fucking idiots

retard

>mid 30s.
I thought so.
ffs, stop using "boomer" to mean someone over 30 - a boomer is someone born 1946-around 1964.
Usual advice: find a good woman, get married, make sure you have a nice home preferably in the countryside (as it's good for kids to play in nature and is less 'enriched').

As a man - I take it you're a man?, your window of opportunity is much greater than a woman. You are the right age.

You don't want a real answer, you're just a boomer faggot bong.
>I don't want him to be an outcast
Why the fuck not? You want him to fit in in this faggy retarded clown world? Please do not procreate, you're just gonna make more faggots who drive around blasting trap beat shit hop.

People find their own path. Many people I would have assumed to be ignorant are quite awake, while others you would assume are aware turn out to be zombies. I want my child to find their own path.

Yes have kids send them to scool and encourage them to look from all perspectives and not to blindly believe everything

Send them to Bible study.

The child might not thank you for it let alone if you fail to raise them properly

Try to find an area by a cow farm and just hunt for mushrooms all day and eat the grass and grasshoppers. Grass is missing from a lot of our diets but it's understandable. The best grass I've tried was up in northern Michigan.

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I'm 54, divorced now but my wife and I had 2 kids. I pushed them into Catholic school, my son into french immersion.
My son turned out great, my daughter has 3 kids from 3 different fathers.

>this level of newfaggotry
>thatsthejoke.jpg

Given the increase in life expectancy, boomers are the perfect age to have kids.

For most of history, parents tended to die when their kids were in their 20s, leaving them an inheritance when they were establishing themselves in their careers, allowing them to become homeowner with some degree of financial independence from their job before their earnings potential would have allowed them to have that lifestyle. But now that people are regularly living to 80 or beyond, we're stuck with generations that spend most of their lives renting or living under a mortgage that eats up all their income. A large part of our present social ills come from this rootless renter class living paycheck to paycheck.

People should wait to their 50s to have kids to preserve the traditional intergenerational model.

I fucking know "that's the joke" you utter cunt.
It's very funny when it's repeated over and over again. In fact the more it's said the funnier it gets. I laugh every time I see this 'joke'. HahAhahAhaAhAaaa! So clever and witty.
Did you see my previous post when I said "Jow Forums's definition of boomer"?

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It's not difficult, user. The main thing is that you set a good example for the kids.

Some kid decided to post int he adult thread.

they'll be fine in clown world if they become part of clown world, but they'll be everything you're against and you will have to exhaust all your energy and money on them to become another part of the world you hate. forget the kids, think of the parents.

Raise them to know Christ. But not just that make sure they understand the foundations of the western world, that stoic tradition that we inherited from the Romans. Because letting your emotions control you is for women and faggots.

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boys always turn out better than girls unless they got their balls fondled by uncle Billy

Don't be too controlling because if you do, once they reach adulthood and are released into the clown world where the child will be hit with clown opinions, they will dramatically antagonise you and engage in degenerate activities now that they have freedom. But whatever you do, please restrict their internet usage and move to a good area. Private school is best choice and try to get them into taking up sports, art or dance as a kid (yet again, don't control too much over the lessons).

How the fuck did your daughter turn into that?

Homeschooled people I've met all go to social organizations for homeschooled kids, church, sports clubs, have jobs and stay in contact with family. That's plenty of socialization.

As for internet, try to repeat whatever led you down the imageboard path. Since they're related to you, and you were clearly able to find a wife that agrees with you enough to marry you, they're already predisposed to that. Of course they're going to see horrifying shit and have some exposure to degeneracy, but that's to be expected.

>boomer
>looking to procreate
>55-65 years old

Why do you care how your child turns out? You'll likely be dead before they reach adulthood

This is actually a decent idea. I'm 20 and my parents are in their 60's, and everything's perfectly fine. Things like this might end up saving demographics in USA and Europe.

>private school or home school
> that's expensive and difficult.
>home school
>difficult
>Implying is easy to keep him/her safe from the agenda.
If you want something easy just have a child and let the agenda ruin it. There wouldn't be an agenda if everyone raised properly their chilñds

You're too old to have kids. You'll be dead by the time they reach adulthood and that's fucking irresponsible. Should have had them when you were younger.

I see your point, but try finding a woman in her 20s/early30s willing to have kids with a man in his 50s. Unless you're rich and then, she'd only be a golddigger.
The problem is feminism - teaching women that a career should be the aim and then they hit the wall, can't find a good man to have kids with and end up lonely with 8 cats for company. Being a mother and housewife are admirable things for a woman to do.
Also you need a lot of energy to have kids - playing football in the park, doing loads of fun stuff with them. And believe me - you'll still be exhausted even if you're young.
Having kids in my early 30s and settling down was the best thing I've done with my life. I got my fighting and fucking period over with in 7 years of life in the army before I married.

Homeschooling is hardly difficult, yes it's easier than letting the state brainwash your kid but let's be honest, how much did they TRULY teach us at school? It was like 5% basic math and grammar, and 95% brainwashing ZOG hypnotisation and WWII indoctrination.

You can spend 1 hour a day on schooling your child and he'd learn more than any other kid being """educated""" by the (((state))).

Yes you can. It's hard, but fun.
Most parents are fairly practical, because they have to be. Only a small proportion of them are nuts.
Get rid of your TV. It's poison.
Teach your kids what you think. Start writing stuff for them about the world as soon as they're born.

Based, but your kid will still be in a world of agenda driven normies.

all sage advice. we dumped tv so my 2 year old watches old 1940s disney cartoons complete with hilarious racial stereotypes and casual use of firearms. the early Disney cartoons were so based

mid 30s is fine.

>all sage advice
Reported

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Don't allow them to, make sure your kids grow up in an environment of like-minded people, this may be the most difficult part but you may be surprised how many truly red-pilled people are around, they just can't speak openly about their opinions because of the insane censorship and indoctrination.

Make sure your kids don't live in a big city, move to a sparsely populated area and find like-minded people to socialize with.

Your last point is extremely valid to be fair

Boomers are in their 60s you dumb faggot

I mean you're more than likely gonna have to shelter your child heavily, due to the amount of degeneracy nowadays but I suggest that you stay active in his life and keep a watch from a distance. Homeschooling is a better option than public schools due to teachers forcing their political ideals on children at a young age.