What are the Dumbest or Funniest mental gymnastics you have seen leftists use?
I'm stuck between this one leftist who was doing complete mental gymnastics to call Centralists far right or some Communist i met who did complete mental Gymnastics to call Capitalism "Inherently Fascist"
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>niggers are genetically inferior to whites
>but there's no such thing as white privilege
Makes me laugh every time.
>Billionaires don't pay taxes
>Middle class people asking for tax cuts are billionaires cocksuckers
Oh yeah, that reminds me
>gun control doesn't work because people don't obey laws
>we need stronger laws against illegal immigration
kek
Some more Mental Gymnastics i have found
I was debating my friend on guns and he agreed with me on my point that Gun Deaths are compairable to Car Deaths but he somehow came to the Conclusion that legalizing guns would magically turn everyone Violent and cause school shootings and mass shooting on the streets, Even though guns are legal in my country and people literally need to make up Statistics to 'prove" points about guns
>niggers aren't genetically inferior
>they need special help in order to achieve anything
Most pathetic straw man I've seen in a while. It's like you're not even trying.
When progressives want higher wages but also want to abolish ice and tear down the border
>gun control doesn't work because people don't obey laws
Who even says this shit? Gun control works, otherwise nobody would oppose it you fucking moron.
Socialist mental gymnastics,
>Capitalists hate the poor
>Taxxing the poor 50+% is fair
>Christianity is oppressive and evil
>Freedom of religion dictates that Muslims can behave the way they want because of their religion.
>take a look at europe and tell me how gun control doesn't work.
Did you mean to disprove yourself?
I dont really like religioun as a whole desu, Except Asian ones.
Those are fine, Its mostly the Aberhamic religions that suck
Look up the FIRE act the Dems are trying to push through Congress.
>Trump accused to using Russian trolls to win 2016 election
>Millions of dollars wasted and lives ruined with Mueller investigation
>Mueller states no proof of collusion
>Dems draft bill making that would require campaigns to report to the appropriate federal authorities any contacts from foreign nationals seeking to interfere in a presidential election in response to non existent 2016 election tampering
Basically the Dems lost this one, it was a huge waste of time and money, prevented the Executive branch to do their jobs while tied up in this bullshit witch hunt, destroying lives and careers, now the Dems want to codify this kind of witch hunt into law. Basically even if Russian bots do influence 2020 in favor of Trump, even without his knowledge, all the Dems have to do is charge Trump under the FIRE act and he is basically presumed guilty and has to prove his innocence.
Had a tranny faggot psychology professor in 2009 who did some incredible mental gymnastics that still leave me confused. Born a woman, was attracted to and exclusively fucked women, yet was not a lesbian. Was engaged to a woman. Got a sex change and hormone therapy to become a man, got broken up with by her fiance because the she was a lesbian and now professor is no longer a woman. Professor argued she was never a woman but always a man trapped in a woman's body, but since being broken up with she was going to embrace her feminine body and start fucking men, meaning she's now a she with no tits, a 14 year old boy's facial hair, and basically wears a strap on 24/7, plus has a man's name. This is also not gay because she's a woman in a man's body now. When questioned about he inconsistency the reply was "it's all logical and therefore rational so what's the issue?"
Some democrat mental gymnastics:
>We hate racism and want Equality
>Keep affirmative action and also all whites are evil and racist
>the holocaust is why we need multiculturalism
apparently Jews would have been safer in Germany
>doesn't understand how the economy works
go back to your normie shithole that is Reddit faggot
>gun control works
Weird that every city up until Indy is run by democrats and their strict gun laws
That proves it does work. People who live in places with strict gun control laws can't get guns to protect themselves.
Based
Just thought of another one.
>we need a dictatorship to fix all of our problems and brutally repress undesirables
>the USSR was bad
We need a non-Jewish dictatorship you braindead mongoloid. Lenin was half Jewish, Trotsky was full Jew, Stalin was married to a Jew and his kids were Jews. Over 50% of the Bolshevik leadership in the early days of the USSR were Jews.
I said "if gun control didn't work nobody would oppose it", cause it does reduce the amount of guns in ownership. In that sense it does work.
This might be a bit too complex for your syrup filled head but if you put things in context, consider the post I was quoting and what he was implying (people don't obey laws as an argument instead of using the actual argument of right wingers that gun control doesn't work because criminals don't give a fuck about it), you'd understand it.
Here in pol people have to debate and provide arguments. Your post is the equivalent of a "downvote", perhaps you're the one who's lost after all?