PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DAY OF THE SPARROW APPROACHES EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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NEW APPEARANCES - HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRESIDENT TRUMP
>Happy Birthday Mr President 6/14/19
youtu.be/vSXN3GgniEM
youtu.be/-4XW-5bsxZc
youtu.be/D-insoAE5jc
youtu.be/wIbtKp96fA4
>ArmyVideo: Army Birthday 6/14/19
youtu.be/V70YpmO4rGE
youtu.be/Io5Ir4la9FU
>Pres Trump on Health Coverage for Small Biz 6/14/19
c-span.org/video/?461772-1/
youtu.be/YVZ5MoowoEs
>Pres Trump on F&F 6/14/19
youtu.be/rx5hA9G_bac
>ActDefSec Shanahan meets w/Portuguese DM Cravinho 6/14/19
c-span.org/video/?461769-101/
>ActDefSec Shanahan welcomes Portuguese DM Cravinho 6/14/19
c-span.org/video/?461769-1/
>EnSec Perry on CNBC 6/14/19
youtu.be/1tU5Nv9oUIw
>LabSec Acosta on FBN 6/14/19
youtu.be/X8ZFXVDfWlo
>DepEnSec Brouillette on Bloomberg 6/14/19
youtu.be/J4ASRMZAsXM
>CEAChair Hassett 6/14/19
c-span.org/video/?461796-1/ (WH)
youtu.be/LsKVrbFAvGo (Bloomberg)
youtu.be/ulisyrxk0Cs (CNBC)
youtu.be/rQRdIoWqW7M (FBN)
>SpiceDaddy on FoxNews 6/14/19
youtu.be/aANj-uomOVA
>Lara Trump on FBN 6/14/19
youtu.be/M2LZQLihG6A
>DoDVideo: Portuguese DM Visits Pentagon 6/14/19
dvidshub.net/video/689964/
>This Week@Interior 6/14/19
youtu.be/_e1oGCGsd9s
>This Week@State 6/14/19
youtu.be/BpQ4lGIk5Ug
>Pres Trump on 2nd Chance Hiring 6/13/19
c-span.org/video/?461727-1/
youtu.be/M2K5ZSZ6Ztg
>Pres Trump Working Luncheon w/Govs on Workforce 6/13/19
c-span.org/video/?461726-1/

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MAGA

MAGA!

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Excellent edition.

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MAGA

>thread always at exactly 300
>first post of every new thread is instantly "MAGA" by the OP of the thread
>i-its an organic general g-guis, not a shill operation at all....

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MAGA

Just moderate evenly and there can be an end to the horror.
You don't need to flood the thread with proxy shill sockpuppets to bury your actions. We already know.
Just stop being a dick.
And stop playing favorites.

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REMOVE CHANKORO. REMOVE.
It has been brought to my attention that there are chinamen here RIGHT NOW who have not been reminded in the last 30 seconds that Xi Jingping is a dum fathead who looks like Winnie The Pooh.
Lets have a quick rundown on are bear and I’ll let them decide how Xi stacks up next to him, because maybe that's unfair

1. Winnie the Pooh is a fat bear that wears no pants
2. Winnie the Pooh enjoys hunny (honey) and his most famous adventure of all is the story of his retrieving hunny at great risk to himself from bees by pretending to be a raincloud and then enjoying the fruits of his labor obtained by the sweat of his brow
3. Winnie The Pooh (who looks like Xi Jingping) is not a communist
4. Winnie The Pooh has never once lost in a fight to cute little birds that he thought were threatening his power over the Hundred Acre Wood
5. Winnie The Pooh knows what he doesn't know and isn't afraid to ask for help from his frens, which he has
6. Winnie the Pooh’s pal Gopher can innovate and knows the difference between high quality steel and pig iron
7. Winnie the pooh has never massacred citizens of the Hundred Acre wood with tanks
8. Winnie the Pooh maybe has a fat head but he’s actually a very intelligent bear
9. Winnie The Pooh (who, again, looks like Xi Jingping if you put pants on him) is a beloved figure across all of the world and you can gauge a man’s character by what he thinks of Winnie

Decide for yourself.

Can you imagine looking like Winnie The Pooh? A bear that wears no pants. Now I’m a huge fan of Poohbear, but looking like him? What kind of buffoon would allow such a Winnie The Pooh nopantswearing son of a bitch to be the leader of even a local deli, let alone be his slave? I guess what I’m trying to say here is that Xi Jingping looks like Winnie The Pooh, a fat bear that wears no pants, and if I were his subject (slave) I’d kill myself.

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MAGA

MAGA

>Ass-blasted that I didn't get here in time to shill for Shareblue as first post

shut your cuck hole once in awhile how about that mister "LE AWOOOVEMENT" man

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friendship ended with the orange man

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MAGA

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Based

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inb4 republican flag

Yeah I'm inclined to believe this guy. He was so honest in the last thread.

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Go grab Yang's sack elsewhere.

Why are flags only on Jow Forums?

>still pushing this
yikes

Yang is a fag.

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I'm telling the chinese government

Well considering where you live it should be easy at least

I said I believe you, I dont think you understand what you read sometimes.

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twitter.com/WASPmafia/status/1139892950001958914?s=19

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>This is the only ecchi you need
sauce?

>What happened with the whole mossad iran tanker attack?
>Did trump see it for the Jewish trick it was?
Yeah but that's not why he wouldn't attack Iran even if he really despise them
> no good thing would come out of it

Trump knows he needs to keep the focus on the democrats and let them infight opportunities.
Giving them the opportunity to present an unified front of being "anti war" would be political suicide specially because every NeverTrumper would jump right in.

Bottom line is: same tricks that could get Trump into a war in the final six months of his second term would not do so right now

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>sarcasm is not a real thing bro xDDDDD
>geddit, im funny xDDD
just stop

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>he replied
What a gigantic Africa-black niggerfaggot you are.

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i do it for free kouhai~

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Where are you question mark niggers coming from and why do you only post once?

I've come to make an announcement, Xi a bitch-ass motherfucker. He deleted my funposts.That's right, he took his yellow fucking quilly fingers out and deleted my funposts like the nigger he is, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g, and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on Jow Forums.com, Xi you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller.

You know what the funny thing is about Xi Jingping looking like Winnie The Pooh? I mean besides people allowing him to enslave them? It’s how poorly he pulls that look off. Winnie The Pooh is literally the Platonic ideal of a cartoon bear.

For those of who unfamiliar with that term, I’ll make it simple: somewhere in a dimension inaccessible to us there is a cartoon bear that looks as perfect as a cartoon bear can (among infinite other idealized forms of everything you can imagine). Winnie The Pooh is as close to being identical to this image as it is possible to be, therefore making him a very handsome and good looking bear. The thing about this is is that there is no transitory beauty here, like how a pretty parrot is not a pretty horse. So Xi not only fails at being a good looking human, he looks like a bear that wears no pants. I’d advise suicide for anyone being ruled by him.

DEFEND THIS

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trump is a kike puppet

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because you fuck yourself at night

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Spoiler: Trump wins again in 2020!

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> DEFEND THIS!

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>just stop

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cope harder. zion don is going to lose to yang
MATH 2020

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damn, sneed and chuck aged like shit

Too much meme power.

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I'm not being sarcastic. You really have some issues. I wanted to believe you but you're so hostile, now I'm starting to rethink my decision.

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you do you
and i'll do me
and we won't do each other
probably...

Honestly, what's so bad about simply stop being a hypocrite deliberately that pisses off the user base. What's so bad about not data mining?
What is so god awful about not creating an atmosphere where the rules of the site are only applied based on how much people dick ride you?
What is so bad about letting Trump supporters have off-topic discussions, just like you like to have with members of the in-group, on days when there is no news?
What is so bad about letting Trump supporters stay engaged with the thread instead of needlessly banning them/getting them banned, so that the thread then doesn't fill up with shills because you banned them all simply for doing the exact same shit that you were doing?
Why do you practice uneven moderation and create this in/out group scenario that only furthers off-topic meta discussions?

Why are all of those things, things you utterly refuse to stop doing?

Why must you, why are you compelled to, make /ptg/ a shitty place? Why must you, why are you compelled to abuse janny powers?

I just don't get it.

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>I'm not being sarcastic

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>MATH 2020
Fucking kek!

one can only cope

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I believe all the relatively safe for work discussion boards (that is, the ones not explicitly meant for porn) would benefit from the addition of geographical location flags and thread-specific poster IDs.

I also believe that memeflags should be destroyed and Jow Forums should revert to geographic location only.

You just can't stop noticing

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NIGGERS AND SPICS STINK AND POLLUTE MORE. THEIR SMELLY HIDES RUIN ZA WARUDO.

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Iran needs us to start a war, everything they do will be to that end.

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It's just one particular nigger.

You have some real issues dude. Good luck getting anyone to believe you now.

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>Jew nose

Celery costs $10 now in Canada.

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I agree.

>meanwhile in China

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>Why are flags only on Jow Forums?
To prevent what used to happen on (for isntance) /sp/

> american here, why are we so retarded and smelly
As soon as flags were revealed the LEAF menace was shown to the wrld

EST.

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>More equality
>More
>Equality

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abhor the unclean. never try to understand yoiur opponents, lest you grow sympathetic

>neocohens try to start a war again
>no media support
jews jewing themselves I see

He's a glownigger, what else is there to get? His entire presence is designed to cause as much strife as possible. It's why he demands anons remain on-topic while being constantly off-topic. It's why he denounces metashit while also engaging in it. It's why he bans who he does, when he does. He's a black homosexual from beyond the Earth's atmosphere.

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>seething

west trump general born and raised in the thread is where i spent most of my days
shouting out awoo and maga and shitting out some stale memes when a couple of question marks who were up to no good
started makin trouble in my neighbor
i got in one little cucking and my mom got mad and said you're going to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

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Hey friend. People believe you are I, or state so for convenience sake in their objectives. I and some others I convinced worked to make some things standard to increase efficiency and productivity, I love process improvement and management and this is a nice little working example of standardized formatting and processes that make things more conducive to being productive. I can elaborate on why certain things are the way they are if you were curious, though it's probably kind of boring and I doubt.

Basically, if a thread is always on page one and there is less waste production (posts with no bumping) then visibility is greatest. Not allowing raiders and spammers to take first spot removes incentive and enjoyment from raiding and spamming. Threads are more fluid if a system of custody is in place and predictably there is little gap in one thread to the next. It creates an incentive to hurry to the end without worry once the incentives of the last thread dry up.

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>the nose knows

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>Seething Yellow Menace Winnie the Pooh

Kek

>black homosexual from beyond the Earth's atmosphere.
JEJ, laughed at the GNAA reference

World's #1 polluter. The air is so tainted it gives children autism.

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> TRUMP BTFO BY ACOSTA
Specially the last three paragraphs

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Oh look the moonigger is here and then
surprisingly fedoranigger appears to clear things up for everyone, glad he stopped by to make it obvious that he is not behind the problem

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You have real talent.

yes goy, wahmyn are obviously more equal than FUCKING WHITE MEN

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Bolsonaro stabber aquitted
>independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/jair-bolsonaro-stabbing-man-brazil-mental-illness-acquitted-a8960036.html

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My bloodlust is rising.

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> implying people would not just take it as evidence of the opposite of what it shows because this is Jow Forums and that's how people here roll

He is referencing a larpshitter mantra for mental comfort, the full non-paraphrased includes the memeflag rather than flag aspect. They are revealing their foreignness and believe since it was said by larpshitter then it has some conspiratorial value.

idk who that faggot is the fuck my man
>everyone i don't like is moonniggers
schizo detected tbqhwyf

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he's just so bad at it
I'm beyond even being mad at his actions.
Now It's just so irritating at how utterly incompetent he is at trying to do what he is doing.
It's like watching a boomer try and play a platforming game and they just can't into the idea of the double-jump and you watch them struggle like hell to get over the first block of the first stage of the game.

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Not even remanded to mental ward forever or something like that?

do they have asylums in Brazil?

You're alright sometimes, portubro. Don't go to the 40+ wine-and-canvass class tomorrow.

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the joke
you

lol'd

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TRANNY RETAIL BTFO

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has the asspain reached critical?

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Should have > inb4'd it

tell them to stop breathing

If there's no media support that's how you know Iran is guilty.

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don't hold your breath it creates mustard gas

> american here, why are we so retarded and smelly
i ask this unironically though

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>member of the in-group comes to muddy the waters
wow so shocking
totally no conflict of interest here
you guys suck at this at least change your fucking flag

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>thread significantly slows down as they all re-group on the discord

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We'd spoken a few times because I enjoy your banter and you tried to help dumb anons here into info tech. I thought your setup was really neat.

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