>Hong Kong protesters shut down city centre over extraditions bill – in pictures
theguardian.com
>London violence: Five attacks leave three dead in 24 hours
bbc.co.uk
>Local ‘pickpocket’ arrested over raping British girl, 15, in sauna in Majorca
metro.co.uk
>Dragon girl flaunts new fangs after spending £20,000 on body modifications
dailystar.co.uk
anime
Morning Coffee biscuits
What does it mean when a girl wars very long skirts most of the time
Helped my mum and her long-term partner out in the garden today. Felt really masculine lifting things, carrying things, and drilling holes in things.
Pocket-protected math geeks have given Boris a 70% chance of becoming PM
you've posted this before. and your mother still hates you.
bugger-all m8
felt good to drill yer ma's hole last night
How do you feel that a man who isn’t your dad is dicking down your mum
Take the King Arthur Pill.
Become a Romanised Briton.
she's cheating on you
Very long labia
Very very long labia
I wonder what muh colonialism iz bad libtards make of hk protesters waving jacks and wanting us back.
Based and kekpilled.
Very long dick
>Rome actually spent time, energy, lives and resources occupying Britain
>They actually thought it was a mystical island filled with gold and shit
>It was just a fucking retarded island filled with fucking awful savages who use Chariots and chimp out for no reason
holy fuck what were they thinking ahahahhaa
What? No I haven't.
Oi, watch it you!
They're both too old for that lad. But my mother had another partner when I was in my early teens and I sperged out massively whenever he stayed over.
They're probably seething. I don't imagine it will do good for our relationship with China though, maybe time for another opium war, eh lads?
lol fuck the anglo, may General Tahun slaughter billions of worthless , treacherous....anglos.
No knickers.
It was bad though. It may have had some good consequences, but it was still bad. Do you want aliens to come conquer you?
Britain was a lot hotter on average back then.
I don’t want to search through the guardian to find out
>it was bad
Bollocks. We took shitholes and made them 1st world countries. We made an arrid dustbowl the breadbasket of africa, theyre eating rats there now.
I respond in the same style, but I honestly don't care enough about Poland to insult it.
Did you ever hear them have sex and how did that make you feel?
India is still 3rd world tier though, it just has trains now
Fuck off singapore
China nukes London
I'm probably the strongest man in the entire world tbqh lads.
Still can’t carry a decent post though eh
>visit HK m8 at his work
>huge fucking portrait of Mao in the office
Explain yourselves HKers!
Whos on the drink then
says the most boring tripcunt on brit/pol/
I want to lick those small titties.
I mail letters all the time if that's what you mean.
I put extra stamps on envelopes to get that little hit of extra burn in my hams.
See what I mean, weak AF.
stop being antagonistic
Even if we improved material conditions, it was wrong. It was violent aggression that led to them being dispossessed in their own lands. Spiritual defeat wrapped warm in riches.
Wow, a real live guardian reader in the wild.
Tory leadership debate:
>Boris, why are you a racist?
>Boris, why are you a misogynist?
>Boris, why do you hate Muslims?
>Boris, why did you lie about the £350 million?
>Boris, why did you lie about Turkey joining the EU?
>Boris, why did you lie about prawn cocktail crisps being banned?
>Boris, why do you support paedophilia?
>Boris, when did you stop taking cocaine?
I ... an , LISTEN , me madd Cunt .. !
So were the women.
How far can ye toss the caber?
Mr Big Rice 4 PM
>mr big rice
Is that girth or length I wonder
uh... based?
He just needs to trump his way through and brush aside all the nonsense. If he just says fuck all this lame shit, I've got things to do, people will like him because they are thoroughly tired of the suffocating social justice.
Did she say rice or lice?
OK ? , an I topcat On here
>theyre own land
Whose land? The bantu in SA who slaughtered the khoisan to get it? The uncliamed land in rhodesia that we turned into farmland? India where they had been slaughtering each other for years, so bad we had to partition so they didnnt kick off again?
Dunno but probably really far. I'd check like 5 different horoscopes the day before and triangulate the results so I'd be extra prepared. You go the extra mile yknow.
oi polack, come clean my toilet. there's a tyskie in it for you
Rearry rice peepor
She has bizaree teeth like theres a seconday extensible xenomorph jaw in there.
eye opening
Alri mair, see your into love island then. You old softy...
We're the only country that doesn't have a collossal fuckup record when it comes to crusading, have some pride boy.
The gook is a deceiver mate
Don't start be silly.
one of them vanishes
>eye opening
kek
>When impotent pagans are thrashing about again
>Rome was fine till the Christians came
It's amazing people still buy into Gibbon's retarded analysis. Do people even know about the Crisis of the 3rd Century, or is that too complicated?
We aren't leaving the EU, are we?
Hang the blessed DJ
Because the music that they constantly play
It says nothing to me about my life
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>he bantu in SA who slaughtered the khoisan to get it?
Yes, land becomes your land after you occupy it for a period of time, regardless of how you acquired it. America is American, not Native American. Northern Ireland is British.
As for India, how much internal warfare does their need to be before you can be occupied? Would Europe after WW2 be 'fair game' because of internal squabbles?
Kill the bassplayer
Yeah. There has to be a deal before 31 Oct. Parliament won't agree to any deal or no deal. A general election will be held. Labour wins the most seats, but Conservatives will get back into government with a Lib Dem coalition that will demand as the price a second referendum, which will pose only "May Deal" vs "Remain" as the options, leading to a remain victory.
Screencap this. It will happen.
>Jewxit is a thing now
WTF I LOVE LABOUR NOW
jesus this is old
i barely remember her
who is she?
India was a bunch of warring rajahs. We were just better at it. Same as the north american indians, this idea they were some new age bunch of proto hippies - they were a bunch of bad bastards slaughtering each other. We were just better. And unlike the spanish, dutch, belgians etc we left our colonies more than catholicism and dirt: schools, hospitals, infrastrucure. We civilised the world.
You remember those Hubba Bubba gum roll-up tape things? Yeah
Lol, talking about oz, nz usa etc, obv not poojeetstan.
>could 300,000 Jewish people leave the UK
>only 271,259 Jews in the UK
somethin' don't add up here...
At least its not 6M
It's obviously rounded up, yer sponge.
yeah not falling for this one again
>India was a bunch of warring rajahs. We were just better at it.
There's a difference between warring rajahs changing places and a whole other race being imported to rule over you.
And who said it was okay for rajahs to forcibly dominate and extract resources from people? It's completely objectionable.
If you want to live in a might makes right world, you won't like the outcome.
Oh I see
How does Brit/pol/ feel about Alan Turing? The gay man who helped bring about the defeat of the Nazis and the end of world war 2
treacherous fag
Why are you fags listening to modern music when you could be listening to Morrissey? Absolute faggots will dispute this.
good codebreaker, but you can't trust a fag with state secrets.
who is morrissey grandpa ?
>Absolute faggots will dispute this.
Kek
give us a kiss love. mmmm
you know what they say about boys who call other boys fags..
it's only gay if you push back
Sad story. Thing is loads of the spooks were fags back then themselves, read a theory that they made good agents cos they were already adept at leading double lives and lying. At one time it was like you either had to be gay or a kgb agent or both to join mi5.
Homosexuals should be force-married to women to ensure propagation of the race, apart from that, they can be gay in private. Turing is a clear argument against sterilisation of gays.
i wanna fuck the one on the left
dude, if your entire fucking selection group for MI5,MI6,GCHQ is from Cambridge and Oxford, then you're gonna get 99% battyboys.
suicide is an honourable death
the £350 million figure wasn't even a lie, yet people have all somehow come to a consensus, even on the leave side that its a lie. It is still true, it just didnt take into consideration the rebate.
That explains Eddie and Nadiya Hussein then.
But this doesn't.