>Never drank
>Never smoked
>Doesn't work out
>Eats McDonald's™
Is this the secret to longevity?
Never drank
Isaiah Reyes
Joseph Rogers
Alexander Murphy
Imagine what a chad he'd be if he did some basic fitness and ate better.
Anthony Edwards
he's drank before you fucking liar
Eli Gray
It's tricky to find proof. All I could find was him pretending to sip champagne during a toast. But you could tell he was pretending.
Connor Baker
He has good genes, that's all there is to it
Jaxon Green
Trump on why he doesn't drink:
youtube.com
Oliver Gomez
>Never worked
Gavin Bailey
All these help but fucking underage girls on Jeffrey Epsteins private island is the true secret to Trumps longevity
Noah Bell
Don't forget no fap and no porn
5:14
soundcloud.com
Landon Cooper
>geraman
Dylan Campbell
> Is this the secret to longevity?
to some extent yes
people who train too hard inevitably die early
secret is a life of minimum impact without excess
Jeremiah Russell
>My Grandpa:
>Never Drank
>Worked on Farm
>Never smoked
>Lived on gravy and biscuit, hotdogs, and cheerios.
Died at 94 in his sleep, having never been ill a day in his life. Take the farm pill.
Andrew Ross
All the preservatives in the McDonalds are like the fountain of youth. They're called preservatives for a reason, they'll preserve your body and mind.
Blake White
more jew propaganda Trumpenstein is kike
Benjamin Young
Of course. McDonald's is pure concentrated American exceptionalism.
Kayden Morgan
imagine the smell
Jordan Myers
He's already peak chad. He has the perfect ZFG physique, he would look like a spastic tryhard if he was Jow Forums.
Mason Nelson
he goes by the human battery theory
Dylan King
Don't forget the daily dose of Vyvanse :3
The white mans drug.
Jaxon Smith
Yup the ancients have said, no smokin drinking or fucking hookers.
The fucking hookers is because in ancient times there were no condoms.
Evan Ross
Nigger tears.
Julian White
Landon Russell
No, the secret is foreskins and lolis
vocaroo.com
Isaiah Sullivan
Its the secret to not keeping promises