*STOMP* *STOMP*

*STOMP* *STOMP*
*CLAP*
*STOMP* STOMP*
*CLAP*
youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

NORMIE YOU'RE A WAGIE MAKE A BIG NOISE
SCRUBBING DOWN TOILETS, WANNA BE A MANAGER SOMEDAY
YOU GOT MUD IN YOUR RACE, A REAL BIG WAIST
DISABILITY PAYMENTS FUND HALF OF THIS PLACE, SINGIN'
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART
MONGREL YOU'RE A WAGE SLAVE JEW SLAVE
GOTTA TAKE THE BUS, WANNA GET A RAISE SOMEDAY
YOU GOT ZITS ON YOUR FACE, A FLABBY WAIST
TOWING YOUR MOP BUCKET ALL OVER THE PLACE
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART SING IT
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART YEAH
VIRGIN YOU'RE A FAT MAN POOR MAN
STILL LIVING AT MOM'S, WANNA GET INSURED SOMEDAY
YOU GOT CRUST IN YOUR TAINT, 56-INCH WAIST
CORPORATE'S GONNA PUT YOU BACK INTO YOUR PLACE DO IT
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART YEAH YEAH COME ON
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART ALRIGHT LOUDER
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART ONE MORE TIME
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART YEAH

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Based cringe.

BRAVO!

kys

4/10 needs work

onions

I threw up

Imagine being a Walmart wage cuck and having to dance like a fucking monkey

OP, you know how some people just aren't as funny or clever as they think they are? You aren't even as funny or clever as they actually are.

>shitting on the workers instead of the elites
You're doing shecklestein proud.

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Capitalism isn't a failur-

based dedicated manager

I enjoyed it but it needed more shart

if hell is real there's a special place for boomers in it

Can anybody find me somebody to shooooah

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This lil wagie needs to get back in his cagie.

JUST VOTE WITH UR WALLET LOL

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I like the idea but theres too many syllables...it doesnt roll off the tongue

Yeah? Get back to mopping this Burger Jack's, cunt.

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found the minimal wagie

Made me laugh I’ll give ya that

>You didn't laugh at the joke so you must be offended
Nah, it's just shit.

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*ahem*

GET BACK TO MOPPING THIS BURGER JACK'S, CUNT.

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I laughed. Thanks user.

The American dream. Thank you founding fathers

Replacing wage slaves with robots is a more humane solution

Gotta love Sunday nights, the only night of the week where you can feel superior to people as a virginal recluse still living with their parents at 25 and playing make believe in the virtual realm

this, doesnt quite fit the metre

Less days off than a medieval peasant and you don’t even get to work outside or live on a large piece of land lmao

you're throwing 2 or 3 syllables into one-syllable words.
try harder
>all fields
>hide thread

Suddenly you realize that before Walmart, all of these people would have had owned or worked at small stores and factories, and now they have to work for peanuts at Walmart to buy chink shit from Walmart or starve.

working for peanuts so mr shekelberg can send the proceeds back home to israel