I have a few things on my criminal record but they are minor and are actually not as bad as they seem. I plan to get into politics to stop degeneracy and fix my area. My only worry is that people will immediately see my record and think I'm a criminal degenerate. It contains
>Drug dealing I served some time in jail because in college i used to sell my prescription medication. Really not a big deal im not like a big gangster criminal
>vandalism Used to hit mailboxes with bats when i was younger, we called in mailbox baseball, drive by a mailbox and hit it. I got caught and charged with vandalism
>soliciting prostitution Was caught in a prostitution sting
>possession of marijuana Self explanatory
>Sexual assault I was really drunk and kept a girls breast with my elbow, i thought no one would notice but someone took a video and it looks really obvious, it's kind of ridiculous i was charged for this because it was through a shirt and my literal EBLOW. I'm still technically on the sex offender registry
So I have a few things on my record but it's really not that bad. I'm just worried about the media blowing things out of proportion.
I mean yeah they're gonna bring it up and shit on you for it if it's public record. If you still wanna go for it you need to a) have a response prepared (obviously) and b) get some people who know about you record to vouch for your character. Which means like a priest or a politician, not your mom or your bro. Ideally you'd get that woman to state that she forgives you. It's not impossible but it will be an uphill battle, and it will be a big psychological burden to have a coordinated campaign of people making you out to be a scumbag
Parker Price
Reminder that Wayne is a hobo con artist parasitizing the people around him and especially the elderly. Wayne was 5 months behind on the rent for his mobile home before the owner kicked Wayne Lambright out. This guy had also loaned Wayne over $1000 in his many failed attempts to get the psycho Wayne to straighten his life out. Everybody coming into contact with Wayne eventually learn. Wayne has no conscience, no prospects, no loyalty, no skills, no future. Behind Wayne is a long trail of devastated and financially inconvenienced people stretching back into Wayne’s 20s. Wayne also managed to con older technologically illiterate people into handing over several tens of thousands of dollars for projects that could have been carried out by an outsourced indian in one week. In Wayne’s hands, not even that can be done. Wayne is the perfect storm of incompetence and narcissism and the only people who have been willing to maintain a relationship with Wayne for more than a few months are a couple of redneck alcoholics and a methhead with whom Wayne enjoys periods of homosexual debauchery including the use of stimulants while seeking out ill reputed public bathrooms for "slam bams." But don't worry, Wayne fully forgives himself every time so he's Not Gay.
Asher Clark
It's expected if you're Republican.
Caleb Brown
I want to run as Republican
Leo Lewis
you can run but odds are it will be exposed and used to slander you, regardless of what it was.
William Edwards
tough shit beto literally killed a guy, but hes a dem switch parties, run as a marxist and youre good to go
John Nguyen
Beto isn't winning though, and i don't think Beto killed him
That's so unfair
Jaxon Hill
Yes, you can run for office with a criminal record.
