EXPLORING THE OCEANS: DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT

You know how scientists are always clamoring about how we know more about outer space then we do our own oceans?

Maybe there is a fucking reason for that
1. The ocean sucks
2. Who wants to be around some faggy fish
3. Fuck salt

Let me explain to you something Jow Forums
We never need to explore our fucking oceans because theres nothing cool down there
So dont you go looking because your going to waste your time my time and humanities time

I dont understand why anyone would wanna go check out that bullshit

If you wanna get the same experience just go to the deepend of the pool or a pond and its the same exact shit just deeper

I repeat there is nothing cool in our unexplored oceans and aint nobody got time to find it out.

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I think it's some of the coolest shit available right now. I ALWAYS at least a couple times a year YouTube bottom of the ocean footage hoping for new footage. It's crazy how little decent footage there is. You'd think people would be down there daily checking shit out. Is it super expensive or something?

t. Ayyy lmao
Methinx the lady doth protest too much

Hey! Wait a minute! Youre trying to tell us to explore the oceans! I gotta dust off the ol' sub and start looking around.

>Maybe there is a fucking reason for that
>1. The ocean sucks
>2. Who wants to be around some faggy fish
>3. Fuck salt

That's a bold strategy, cotton, however, MOST of us like to EAT 'faggy' fish, especially in tacos. WITH salted margaritas. So fuck you, we need the ocean and by extension, ocean exploration. YOU suck. Pic related.

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Hail Cthulhu!

Damn, I remember when this ocean-pasta got posted on a weekly basis.

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There's nothing in the bloody oceans

That's it I'm going to bed

It's easier to keep 1 atmosphere in than 1000 atmosphere's out.

> Is it super expensive or something?
It's about as hard as setting up a webcam on a remote mountaintop without internet.

This lol

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Cthulhu is real there is no denying.

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Most of the ocean is in zones known as "abyssal plains" because there is pretty much absolutely nothing to see except rocks and sand. Maybe 20% of the ocean is of any interest.

>we know more about outer space
This is also bullshit. We know next to nothing about space and our oceans.
>pardon us """"""""""SCIENTISTS""""""""""" while we teak our cosmology model for the umpteenth time because observations aren't matching up with our previous models
Oh, that big expensive piece of equipment has yet to find dark matter? Well clearly the problem is not enough funding. Lets just ignore the electromagnetic force, which is 10^36 times more powerful than gravity, and hinge everything we see on gravity alone. Kinda sounds like another load of bullshit we keep hearing about *cough* CO2 *cough*.

>shark posting in 2019
>expecting anyone to know what you’re doing

kek it's been a while, fuck off scary abyss fag

I already do

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THE NEWFAGS ARE ENRAGING. THIS IS CLEARLY A FUCKIN DROP YOU MORONS. HES TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING. 88% CHANCE THIS IS A GLOWY(RETIRED POSSIBLY) I DIDNT MEAN TO DO ALL CAPS BUT ITS TOO LATE IM NOT TYPING THIS AGAIN.
bump

>EXPLORING THE OCEANS: DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT
t. sub aquatic leprechaun

I'm gonna get your gold cunt

So, all the recent UFOs have been coming from the ocean, right?

Who and what are you?

The tide rises.

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Okay then Mr. Ayy Lmao

Hello pastario,

The coolest shit on this gay Earth are rain forests and deep sea creatures. Every cure for every disease we will find up/down there. Answers to evolution, answers to how aliens from outer space will probably look like... We can learn from extremophiles how to survive in tough shit environments, so we can colonize planets and your moms anuses...
Don't you dare tell us to not do it, you goddamn sea cucumbaa.

youtube.com/channel/UC1KOOWHthbQVXH2kZue3_xA

Follow this channel, they livestream deep sea dives. It's a research vessel, they just started a new expedition. It's really interesting .

lol so what you're saying is we should drain the Mediterranean and make new land for all the illegal migrants?

I agree. let them all live in a god forsaken desert

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>Thread theme
youtu.be/437gc1Ho8kw

why do people get so autistic about the ocean?
We may not be part of it anymore, but it nurtured, protected, and provided for us when life from the harsh surface and sun.
Even when we are gestating, the womb has liquid, simulating birth in the ocean. The deep unknown ocean might be frightening and hostile to us, but ultimately, it's the womb of all life. It's a home we've long left, but it's still there for us to return.

Old.pasta

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Great bait, made me laugh. Praise kek.

Kek is delighting in this thread

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high pressure environment = harder to explore than low pressure environment

What does OP mean by that?

All hail

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Imao this.
OP is cleary avoidng jewjannys.

For new fags:
Ocean is the only space we can travel.
Where does all this water come from?
13.000 km down is the maximus for human or microchip. -2000 celzius

Omg boring

So nobody is putting something on 20.000 cables and just let it drop
And grab something down there?

I stay out of the ocean for good reasons. I have no gills. Plus, if someone barged into my house, pissed everywhere and left a bunch of trash, I'd hit them with a hammer.

Evolution isnt real retard

>3. Fuck salt
Also the fish sticks are as hard as tits.

And here I was thinking the space jews had their earth base in the mariana trench and didn't want it discovered.

checked

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>t.

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I never thought of it that way. Let’s drain the Ocean!

Watch when they're doing a dive and not just moving to location/in port.

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All the water in de ocean, keep water clean, do the toss your used scumbags in there

All the oxygen we breathe comes from the ocean

>.t Cthulu

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Nice try. We must flee to the Ocean, where niggers cannot follow.

Today's scientists are a bunch of braindead asshats. For some of them, proving universal negatives (which isn't really possible) such as the nonexistence of God means more to them than advancing as a society. They have dumbed down science and cannot be taken seriously. Especially when you consider something such as the Theory of Evolution to be a "absolute fact" when there are aspects of evolution that have yet to be proven. There is 0 evidence of species transformation. Their argument is "but it takes billions of years" well, if you have never observed it, it isn't fact. Evolutionists are retards.

Ctulu is more rational than the Theory of Evolution.

I don't understand why people do recreational diving. It is incredibly grueling.

>theres nothing cool down there
MH370 is down there

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Funny

chekd

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Classic

checked and elder pilled

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God damn that’s great

chkdubs

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disgusting frogposter

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>ocean exploration.
we can see everything down there with satellites tho

less racist too

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK GLOWNIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK YOU
nigger

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The oceans contain the ruins of ancient civilizations who built on the coastlines before the sea levels rose 60m. Before the last cataclysm. They're lying about humanity's history

Everything they let you see

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>1 post by this ID
Why people bump this obvious garbage spam, I will never understand.

nice try Cthulu but we will find you eventually

no, you won't

Yeah, the pressure is insane that deep down, so anything that can go down there is very expensive to produce.

Where are they?

The ocean is the nigger of water.

Play Subnautica

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"The ocean sucks! Dont move here!" - the post.

Nice pasta

Shit, I've been around new fags for so long here I forgot what it was like.

To everyone replying: lurk moar idiots

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....checked

Not after the faggot SJW devs got on their soapbox.

Uh. Wow. Explore privilege much?
Oceans deserve equal exploration as anything else bigot

FUCK THE OCEAN

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Play SOMA.

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Was the technology more advanced

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Soma is the best underwater scifi game

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Because adamantite you fucking heretic elf.

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OP must be dense as fuck.

Science shouldn't have to have a specific aim. Just because not all scientists are geared towards developing more sophisticated weapons, doesn't mean they aren't progressing our evolution.

Seriously, how fucking dense are you user?

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>We never need to explore our fucking oceans because theres nothing cool down there
mostly because of this
you neednt write that entire shit if you could sum it up accurately in 2 lines

Nice chtulhu gets, let me redpill you on the ocean.

The ocean is never explored in seriousness because kikes and demons hate the ocean.
This is why the dump an unbelievable amount if waste and filth into it and ‘’spill’” oil everywhere.
Whales have bigger brain than ours yet no effort is done to understand them.
Russia reports finding super smart squids/octopus and stealing them from the scientists.
This is why the Arctic is in total control of Russia who will not let America take control, they have found some intelligent creatures.

>Maybe there is a fucking reason for that
>1. The ocean sucks
>2. Who wants to be around some faggy fish
>3. Fuck salt

you have my curiosity slide thread, go on.....

The fish disappear at night.

Based and tentacle pilled.

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Got any redpills on what kind of demons live in the ocean? (The bloop for example)

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>3. Fuck salt.
my nigga

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

you can only go down so far without having to worry about pressure, decompression sickness etc. Even if you build a robot to look down for you the pressure can still be too much.

In the Alien Nation movie, the aliens dissolved in salt water. We need to start dunking people in the sea to see if they are aliens.

>1 post by this ID
Tell me goys, what accounts for as little as 4/26 letters in the alphabet yet goes in all fields?

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kek is a avatar of Cthulhu

its copy pasta and youre all in niggers, thanks for playing