44 year old, phone-posting FBI agent, AMA

Name 3 cartoons you watched as a kid

Why did you go here? Is this public outreach or a potential exposure of National Security for false flagging purposes?

Pooper

What does cock taste like, FBI faggot? The FBI is gay as fuck.

Anything big happening july 4th?

Who did 9\11?

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How’s your lawn these days? I’ve got some stubborn weeds growing. Any advice? Thanks in advance.

but where is the proof m8

For decades your agency as been regarded as “broken.” What exactly does that mean?

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Please do not investigate our vehicle's emissions systems.

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do you have to go through diversity training?

Why are your superiors risking so much to overthrow a democratically elected head of state?

Does the DHS building really smell like mold and have cockroaches?

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Hoover was a bisexual tranny and sucked off Nixon. Literally.

/thread.

>phone-posting
I hope Putin nukes your HQ.

Why don't you stop the pedo gangs

>feds are newfags and phone posters
The absolute state.

why are you larping

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I heard Comey almost cried like a little bitch when he found out his office was being raided. He was giving a boring speech when he found out. Hahahaha.

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Lmao baited

>special agent Michael J. Rod

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You have to pick one race of people to eliminate entirely. Which do you pick?

What brought you from Northern Virginia to California?

why aren't you retired from that bullshit?

What shall we expect from project blue beans? Does it have a decent budget or will it just be a small light show somewhere?

Nice

>What brought you from Northern Virginia to California?

san diego in the affidavit

page 29 of affidavit

>courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.casd.626722/gov.uscourts.casd.626722.1.0.pdf

find: 8f4812

archive.is/YJzmC

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It's a felony to impersonate being in the FBI.

How many donuts can you eat in a hour?

I use to know this cokehead named David Adams. He's a realtor. He bragged to a friend about having girls locked in basements in houses up for sale. He's really creepy. Supposedly, all of the dogs in his neighborhood disappeared. People say he peeps into their windows at night and the dogs were in his way. He reportedly keeps keys to all of the houses he sells. Everybody thinks he's planning something big.

What's your stance on the Jews?

>Federal Boobie Inspector
lol get rekt nerd

faggot

What's up Mr Rod you manufacture any new evidence today?

What's it like to work cor a corrupt organization that promotes and protects pedophiles? As KYS nigger

All FBI agents suck off Jews
FBI is part of Z.O.G.

after yesterday, i am officially skeptical that anyone here is actually NOT a fed. if anything, the only people in the thread right now who are real people are you and me....because a fed wouldnt be broadcasting his employment with the agency. youre supposed to be trying to catalyze mass shootings. this whole thing is fucked.

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I don't have any felonies, can I pass a 6 month Fri background check? Advice on that please, my cousin blew it hard at the nsa

Advice on passing FBI background check, so I can work for congress

>LARP
In case its not, you guys do know you're leading a thriving civilization to the ground with your anti nationalist stances and pro LGBQP+ ideologies ? How's the moral in your agency considering this ?

>1 post by this ID OP is a fag
. . .

FBI doesn't do background checks. OPM used to, andnow DOD does.
And it's easy as shit if you're not a retard.

Who buys a home and doesn’t immediately change the locks?

are you the one posting happening iran threads?