>Leonard, it seems that, despite being ONLY 13% of the population African Americans DO in fact commit over 50% of violent crime! >...Sheldon, what does that have to do with theoretical physics?
*audience laughter*
>You mean JEWISH physics, Leonard! But of course you and your tribesmen deny the truth!
*audience in stitches*
>Sheldon, I just think it's inappropriate to blurt these things out, you know, in social situations
*negative murmurs from crowd*
>Well Leonardo, we all know this isn't the FIRST time the tribe has been suffocated by the truth!
*audience explodes into laughter* *Sheldon looks directly into the camera*
>”Leonard, tell Sheldon to stop with this ridiculous crap.” >”Howard, please. The evidence simply doesn’t add up. How could such a limited number of ovens in the 1940’s be in such continuous operation to burn six million Jews?” >laughter >”They were not all burned in ovens, you anti-Semitic trash.” >”Oh really, you think they used SHOWERS? Showers with easily faked scratches on the walls?” >laughter >”I really don’t know why you play the victim, Howard. Your people make up 2% of the USA and control 50% of media and 80% of banks. Your kind suspiciously has it better than us white Americans.” >laughter >”Sheldon, we may be 2% of America, but I’ll make sure my fist makes up 100% of your face.” >laughter >”And I hope Trump expels you from the country. Humph. Jews getting expelled. What else is new?” >intense laughter
