Trump is Jesus!

Prove me wrong.

Pro-tip: you cant

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The kikes who make up this crap for Evangelical Christians must be laughing their ass off the whole time

Jesus Christ loves Saudi Arabia and wants to die for Israel. Fuck you, you stupid piece of shit, do you understand what you just said?

They are separate people but Trump is a great example of a modern "Christ figure" in so far as both were assailed as heretics by the respective establishments of their day (the Pharisees in the time of Christ)

American Pr*ddies are something else

Yes, Trump is Jesus, you fucking retard.

Absolutely based.

No wonder he's such a fucking disappointment.
At lease turn some water into wine so I can drown my sorrow.

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>Prove me wrong.
Trump is sinful. Jesus is sinless. Trump cannot be Jesus.

>Yes, Trump is Jesus, you fucking retard.
Trump is not the Son of God. Jesus is the Son of God. Trump cannot be Jesus.

now thats a boomer logic

You're the Boomer here, nigger.

How is he sinful?

TRUMP

IS

JESUS

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>How is he sinful?
Adultery, for one.

How is Trump not sinful?

that is fake news, jew

>How is he sinful?
Besides, you made the case for Trump being Jesus. Therefore you have to prove Trump is Jesus.

If anything, Bernie Sanders is more like Jesus. Trump is literally helping the merchants corrupt the temple.

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not Jeshua but AA Uriel

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>that is fake news, jew
See

>If anything, Bernie Sanders is more like Jesus.
Communism is involuntary.

Christianity is voluntary.

Bernie is a Jew, Jesus is the Son of God.

Imagine believing this

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He's not an Arab for one.

Trump is Jesus

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Somehow whatever trump says manifests itself in reality as the exact opposite. It is like a curse. Even his few accomplishments are collapsing, producing the opposite of his intention. It is actually very impressive that someone could be so phenomenally cursed that when he makes his intent known, the universe invariably and inevitably hands back the polar opposite.

Now I am just waiting for a major decision in which Kavanaugh sides with the leftist justices and the economy to crater just before the election.

It is just uncanny.

That isn't an answer, nigger

then where is the anti-Christ? he could be anywhere i guess

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>Trump is Jesus
No he's not. There is nothing about Trump that is Godly or bringing people to the faith.

Numerology on the other hand is Satanic.

>That isn't an answer, nigger
You're not making any legitimate points, heretic.

>Wallnau and Bakker are selling the Trump/Cyrus coin for $45, but charismatic Christian viewers — many of whom identify as evangelical — can also drop $450 on a “13 Trump Cyrus Bundle” that includes 13 sets of the coin, the booklet explaining the connection between Trump and the former Persian king and the DVD of Wallnau conducting a religious service.

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:^)

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*unless it pertains to Israel; then his intention invariably manifests in reality

religion is programming to keep brainlets in line so who ever cares

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>religion is programming to keep brainlets in line so who ever cares
this

Of course the Prime Minister of Israel is Jesus

this

>being an atheist
you have to be 18 to post on Jow Forums

Jesus is like Batman. Anyone can be Batman

Mark 13:21-22 King James Version (KJV)
21 And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here is Christ; or, lo, he is there; believe him not:

22 For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.

Checkmate, zionist.

It’s very Christly to cheat on your pregnant wife with a porn star and assail your enemies with deragatory comments, jestures and threats

And that’s coming from someone who voted for him and will probably do the same next year

Checked and this

Wew get gassed retard.

Obungo is

literally in the bible that he would not walk this earth

>Matthew 10:34

I didn't say that, you have no idea what I believe
I'm saying the shitty religions written by humans are literally programming to control brainlets
made in a time when keeping order was critical, they found a way

You're the heretic here retard. Trump IS Jesus, retard.

Acts 1
>9And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, he was taken up; and a cloud received him out of their sight. 10And while they looked stedfastly toward heaven as he went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel; 11Which also said, Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven.

Did you miss the bit about Trump fucking a pornstar while his wife was pregnant?

Im white but I fucking hate some of these white boomer christcucks

It's like you didnt read past the word "figure" in my post

If Trump was Jeebus, don't you think he would be smiting the Jews in Israel? Or probably condemning every person of color?
Or condemning Homosexuality?

I highly doubt he is the J-man. More like the Kosher cheese-puff instead.

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Why would we try to argue with a close-minded individual who openly just states something like that? Enjoy yourself.

Answer this right now.

>Prove me wrong.
Trump was born in 1946 which makes him 73 years old, I can't say for certain but I think Jesus is a little bit older than that.

That's false. Fake news propagated by the Jews.

Bernie Sanders: born Jewish, carpenter in his youth, speaks and works for the benefit of the weak and downtrodden, his devout followers threaten the dominant order.

Donald Trump: born Wealthy, landlord in his youth, speaks and works for the benefit of himself, his devout followers empower the dominant order.

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My feet look like my Dads, my eyes look like my Moms, you get the jest.
My soul was created by Creator, before my flesh, what did I inherit from Creator?
I got his light, energy, wisdom, and his fore site to use any situation to help a cause.
I am the light, prove that fact wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=PGwP2j7Y444 13:07
>I want to thank God and also President Trump for turning the tables over in the temples

>if I call others boomers they won't know I am a Boomer.

gotta jew fast
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