Let’s create political haikus and get those creative juices flowing:
>If the nose is big
>And it won’t stop complaining
>You need Zyklon B
Political haikus
Cooper Cook
Landon Baker
Lol, good one.
>Cut off your penis
>Buy estrogen and makeup
>You are still a man
Juan Carter
this is now a Haiku OS thread
Carson Hernandez
>Make America Great Again
>lol no
>Start War with Iran
Charles Jenkins
That’s not a haiku, you uncultured kraut.
Andrew Perez
I fucking hate jews
The holocaust didn't happen
But it should have had
Aaron Watson
>I vote Democrat
>I'm also a progressive
>Yes! I'm retarded
Landon Lopez
> Fuck
> My
> Anus
Dominic Flores
Sorry we Spaniards only make sonnets
Colton Martinez
I once killed a man
He had a wife and two kids
I slept peacefully
David Sanders
nigger nigger coon
darkie ape nigger nigger
coon nigger nigger
Levi Morgan
chimp monkey chimp monkey
OOH AHH AHH
ooga booga ooga booga
AHH OOO OOO
Easton Martin
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
im 100% nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
im 200% nigga
Jeremiah Nguyen
Blood stains on my panties
Aids in my butt
Fuck white people
Dominic Butler
winrar
Eli Roberts
>War and Violence
>Despair every day
>You need Jesus
Isaac Hall
>Israel must pay
>the jews fear the samurai
>one thousand cuts, death
Robert Scott
contrary to popular belief, imagery and metaphor are more important to haiku than syllable count
Aiden Robinson
>The leaf is a fag
>”Imagery and metaphor”
>Go and fuck a dog
Brandon Brooks
>Hebrews get the rope
>There's no peaceful solution
>raw dog a hamster
Caleb Edwards
>Muh dick gets bigga
>Coz Imma crazy nigguh
>Spergs get the reference