They are laughable, let’s mock them.
FBI Comedy Thread
Chase Brooks
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Elijah Anderson
moot is a giant faggot for selling out to the chinese
Ethan Brown
FBI - Female body investigators hehehehhe
Ryder Morris
Lead by niggerlovers that are going to sell out your grandchildren’s future to your disgusting nigger trash. Investigate muh russia summore, niggerlovers. Trump is literally hitler after all. He hates your precious Jews. And your spics. Brown niggerworld when please. We need to be third world.
Hunter Morales
FBI seething
Joseph Gonzalez
user, don't mock our glowie friends
they're doing their best, dammit!
Bentley King
As a White Man I hate this villianization of Jews, and anti-Semitic behavior towards Jewish Men, and Women. They're not the villains of our "little story", and you shouldn't be racist towards them.
So what if our race is going extinct, who cares!
Watch Blacked get addicted, and just let the easing sensation of White Guilt, and and inferiority build up! There is a reason we make the best Trannies! :D
Also, White Women deserve BBC and Black Men earned it. So fuck off Incels.
Anthony Morris
Is this a copypasta?
Carter Gray
Sloppy Job Putin dick, you guys are delusional n words.
Levi Lopez
Obama’s mom was a kike. First black president was a code word for first Jew president. Obama the Jew filled the FBI with Jews, Niggers, and trannies.
Christopher Clark
I'm glad someone is keeping an eye on those nazi fuckers that post insane shit. Violence solves nothing.
Jackson Allen
It's the FBI trying to create fluff for their defense when they have to admit to pushing people on 8ch to mass murder jews.
Christopher Morales
Idk, I haven't noticed any mass shootings in America lately, they must be doing a good job
Michael Murphy
a bunch of former-jock NPC meathead normie idiots being directed by beady eyed masonic child-snuffers who are threaded into the entire euro-masonic criminal empire.
Kayden Bennett
we shouldn't have any of these creepy boomer agencies.
Justin Howard
FBI= Fucking Bitch Idiots
Kayden Hughes
Leo Nelson
>Be glownigger
>accepts a shit salary
>he sides with feminists, trannies, niggers
>probably white, ignores the fact that these groups hate him
>calls this patriotism
>thinks muh epic white supremacy is a threat, but samefags to falseflag fellow America
>believes in (((democracy)))
>Has the power to combat the deep state from within, doesn’t use it
>probably thinks Israel is cool
Blake Brooks
Everyone on Jow Forums is an agent. It’s good elements of the deep state using memetic warfare against the bad who are trying to entrap the good ones who they don’t know are also agents.
Landon Gonzalez
Amazing lmao!
William Williams
>They are laughable, let’s mock them.
Caleb Lewis
Much better
Ethan Turner
Why are nip posters, even the english teachers, unreasonably based?
Aiden Walker
this is a pajeet tier post
Jason Garcia
Faggot Bitch Idiots
You know that glowing faggot that died in Dallas today? That could be you.
Brandon Morgan
Its not that they are based, but simply think the average mutt poster is retarded or a glow
Gabriel Long
Evan Phillips
>Idk, I haven't noticed any mass shootings in America lately, they must be doing a good job
There was a NPR report on school shootings and out of something like 300, only 11 were real... so, yeah, most of them are Fake and Gay.
Isaiah Stewart
These are ex-FBI. Enjoy your laugh.
Elijah Stewart
FBI: Fake and Gay Division
Luis Bell
>>we shouldn't have any of these creepy boomer agencies.
Hm, like reading the Constitution and realizing there's no Constitutional authority for 90% of the federal government?
Justin Johnson
Anthony Perez
Anti-semitic post
Michael Smith
Not its Federal Boomer Investigators
Sebastian Diaz
Hey FBI if you are looking at this, please come kiss my butt, kiss it
Jace Ward
Jacob Powell
I wish they were the chad memes that they could be but they lack logos :(
Aiden Cook
I bet they have a portfolio on us all lmfao.
Nathaniel James
It's ok; the FBI has a logo they can use.
Brody Ross
Hello Jow Forums chums, I think it would be quite corking if we talked about illegal things
Nicholas Sanchez
I don't care what the fuck it costs to move the information they have stored to the appropriate places and completely get rid of them, the FBI is redundant in almost all of it's functions because we already have another 3 letter agency dedicated to that thing. the only thing the FBI does that we don't really have anything else for is things like phishing and other shit on the internet and they do an absolute shit job at it. what's worse is they serve as a giant fucking crime database for the entire god damn country all in one place and it's not that hard to infiltrate the organization and tip off your crime buddies. jesus fuck i hate the fbi
Julian Cox
LOL pic related
James Rodriguez
This and checked. CIA fbi etc are unconstitutional
Anthony Phillips
>Hello Jow Forums chums, I think it would be quite corking if we talked about illegal things
We're not discussing illegal things; we're making fun of J. Edgar Hoover's butt-boy brigade.
Wyatt Cruz
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Okay, Lucifer. Who keeps you safe at night? Have we not all made mistakes? Why is that so hard to believe to happen?
Elijah Howard
Why do you guys hate Interpol?
Fae Sal or t sac a?
Joseph Perez
Now that’s comedy
Jacob Robinson
>>Why do you guys hate Interpol?
Inter/pol/... obviously.
Adrian Cook
I heard you guys can kill at every volcano legally because it’s part of treasury. You wanted to see gold now fall in it right?
Luis Brown
So god damned low-quality that you’ve forced me to sage an otherwise promising thread.
James Robinson
FBI, please go and arrest these pedophiles instead of watching random nerds chat about politics.
Ian Price
based and nip-pilled
Blake Lewis
Cameron Reyes
What would the FBI look like if it was an actual person Jow Forums, I think something like this
Ayden Ramirez
Thanks to the Bosnian in Balkans there is a legal jurisdupridence where they can protect themselves via NA In Sob vía vulcanos? Like if you are in the ocean a submarine cracks the earths to extract lava can the lava drag a ship down? Like we need to know these things to feel safe. Sometimes if the mountain don’t go to Muhammad than Muhammad goes to the mountain type thing counts? How does this profit work? Or is it just network? But wouldnt that instill corruption no?
Leo Bell
Actually the FBI would more closely resemble this as a person desu.
Dominic Hernandez
Bossa genocides am I right? Or am In wrong?
Dylan Morales
CIA operates against foreign countries. FBI shouldn't be involved in attempting to get an election thrown out and setting up a presidential candidate "just in case" he wins.
Mason Hughes
Elijah Campbell
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
Charles Kelly
Funny how quickly you guys flip on basic beliefs.
Angel Peterson
How can we make Midget Mac the new FBI mascot Jow Forums?
Brayden Powell
>They are laughable, let’s mock them.
you or any other white inbred on here unironically couldn't past their IQ test to become an fbi agen tho
Zachary Ross
I don’t need a high IQ I just need to be a Minority or pretend to be a Tranny Fag. Check Mated.
Oliver Gray
yeah, it's almost like an online forum where anyone with whatever opinion they want to express can post whatever they want
Jason Miller
Fbi are the idiots who fucked up Hillarys insurance policy HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hey 7th floor you faggots are about to get BTFO by TRUMP this week.
Carter Brooks
>you or any other white inbred on here unironically couldn't past their IQ test to become an fbi agen tho
Neither could you.
Nathan Myers
Eli Price
Sure thing user, have you heard about Sawcon?
Connor Campbell
lost a few brain cells reading this.
Nathaniel Powell
I guess that's what happens when you focus on diversity and trannys in government positions
Daniel Walker
Daniel Powell
>puts on tinfoil hat
the FBI and CIA have 3 color lists for the events of new world order
RED = immediate termination, ie taken to re-education centers
BLUE= red list followers, and those aware/woken up to the government. also terminated.
YELLOW = These are citizens who know nothing about the NWO and don’t want to know. They are considered to be no threat at all and will be instructed as to how to behave and will most likely do whatever they are told. Unfortunately there are too many of these to be effectively controlled, so many will be killed or starved.
Black List – I have recently heard that the red and blue lists have been combined into one,
and is called The Black List. All black listed citizens will be marked for execution.
So, what list are you on?
>takes off foil hat
Justin Walker
all commies get the rope
Bentley Howard
It just needs to be rubbing hands and this picture would be a perfect representation
Jackson Hernandez
Was the majority view of the MAGA folks back in 2016
Nathan Thomas
The reason none of us get job offers to monitor the chans is because we'd get promoted/assigned over the current 100k/yr boomers who are largely clueless about internet culture and like most in cushy government jobs they are desperate to keep up the appearances that they are the only ones who can do what they do and that it's extremely difficult. These are the ones who read the 'please give me a job, ill work for peanuts' posts and as you can imagine, they would never tell their superior that there's hundreds of willing autists who would work for a fraction of what they themselves currently get paid.
I laugh often because they are so transparent. And because they all later claim PTSD for having been exposed to Jow Forums.
Brandon Wilson
>ruby ridge
>oklahoma city
>911
>'draw muhammad' contest shooting
>orlando nightclub
>vegas
>oregon standoff
>hillary's emails
>russian collusion
>parkland
>new mexico compound
seriously, when was the last time the FBI did ANYTHING right?
Carson Baker
>mock
it's pointless to mock eunuchs who have no sense of humor
Justin Miller
I was walking to a bus stop and they stopped me cuz they thought I had something to do with a bomb threat. I would have recorded it, but I wouldn't have gotten the same reaction from them. It was funny cuz I was innocent. They made me late for work and asked the stupidest questions(why u going to work so early?!). Later they found out who did it. It was some neckbeards from Bosnia and Nigeria. The stupid one kept trying to get my phone number and I kept refusing. So he finally says he will give me his cell number, but he gave me the headquarters number and I called him out on it. So I just asked for a business card instead. Fucking Bunch of Idiots and they corrupted. Hi John.
Robert Walker
>I was innocent
so what you're saying is you dindu nuffins?
Jackson Miller
Gavin Parker
When they put Alicia Owen's in club fed for testifying against people involved in the Franklin cover up.
David Murphy
My nigga agent Mulder.
Colton James
I'm not black. Just identifying as one. I also support all lgbtqpos and democrats.
Jason Wilson
Corrupt, treasonous, and politically weaponized by enemies of The Republic.
Jaxon Jenkins
i think trump should arrest the entire agency for treason, try them for crimes against humanity by military tribunal, then order idaho militia to execute them all by firing squad.
Christian Foster
Honestly given the track record for federal police agencies, it's a wonder anyone reports anything at all to them. They must not know the history of concerned citizens getting killed because a criminal inside the agency tipped off the crime organization about the person who was simply trying to do the right thing. If I ever stumbled onto an organized pedo ring I don't even know where I'd begin to report such a thing without putting a huge target on my back. Smaller shit like a lone wolf who said he's gunna do something sure, thats easy, but real organized crime? Might as well shoot yourself twice in the back of the head after stuffing yourself into a suitcase if you try to report it.
Landon Nelson
i wouldn't report shit to those motherfuckers because they're probably the ones orchestrating it
Julian White
Intelcuck, he'll suck off zuck for a buck
Lincoln Bell
This. Ever wonder why it takes them YEARS to stop organized crime and crime families are still a thing? They only do anything if there is enough public outcry and the organized crime stops being useful to them. How many fucking federal informants turned out to be high level gangsters that operated with near impunity?
Colton King
Thanks for the new pasta friend! It will feed my family for generations.
Blake Lopez
hence the "almost"
Evan Davis
the mafia was a lot less of a problem before the feds got involved
Nolan Evans
Yeah, people just push whatever story is convenient at the time
Brandon Nelson
i had forgot about Boystown. The FBI's pizzagate coverups are long. That list was just off the top of my head; there is so much more. The very first case the FBI ever had with the Lindbergh baby was a massive failure. They are a joke of an agency and their existence is probably unconstitutional. The entire FBI should be disbanded; there is nothing they do that the US Marshals can't.
Ayden Brooks
What are you even talking about? youtube.com
Jackson Diaz
I'm Sam Hyde Kek
Jackson Taylor
this
Cameron Perry
They Looked for Sam Hyde yesterday... put 2 and 2 together.