>The little-league slugger had purchased it with gift cards and normally used it to chop trees, he told ABC11. But now here he was, sneaking through his living room like a fearless Kevin McCallister of “Home Alone” fame, waiting for the chance to strike. It came when he saw the intruder drop the boy’s cellphone. >“That’s when I picked up my machete and hit him in the back of the head,” he said.
absolutely fucking based too bad he didn't land a killing blow
Robert Morris
Illegal in Bongistan.
Christopher Richardson
When are they going to protest this kid's possession of a machete? Fucking Brits are right. You should have to get a knife license.
Nathan Phillips
Now you understand why everybody has a machete in latinamerica.
Andrew Nelson
So, It is possible for children to fight off a school shooter you've just gotta add darkness and machetes.
Jeremiah Hughes
Based.
Bentley Wilson
The kid showed restraint by going for a non-vital area, he definitely knew what he was doing. Since the cops would have shown up and shot the nog the kid basically saved his life.
Grayson Nelson
The nog fears the zoomerai
Daniel Gray
Irrefutably based as fuck 11 years old and he already knows how to fight niggers I hope all of you are teaching your sons as well as his father taught him.
Ryder Collins
never relax...ever again
Alexander Hughes
>tfw this kid has had more opportunity to inflict damage on nigs than me
Connor Reed
>purchased it with gift cards not that weird really wanted to buy a sledgehammer with birthday money when I was a kid but my parents said no
Jackson Smith
I did surveys for gift cards as a kid and bought myself a $55 pellet gun after about a month. Felt pretty based.
Christopher Cruz
lmao. Who the fuck lives in something like that?? God damn... you poor fags are really something.
>The kid showed restraint by going for a non-vital area
the head is a non-vital area? no, he went for the vitals, and rightly so.
Liam Ramirez
Racist 4 life now
Aiden Moore
Did Tariq Nasheed say anything about this?
Dylan Collins
You're giving his brain too much credit, it's obviously not that important.
Grayson Clark
Shit's tough being a Pirate. We are fambly, yo!
Blake Johnson
Don't little league teams just name themselves randomly after major league teams though? I played on a team when I was eight in west virginia and we were called the yankees.
Surprised he wasn't jailed. Guess he wont be going to Harvard either.
Anthony Brooks
to be fair there isn't really any vital organs in the head of a nig, sure maybe some arteries and the eyes but eh...
Jackson Wright
Base kid has based father Is there a connection?
Robert Clark
You're assuming that Niggers have a brain in them.
Connor Jenkins
>imagine an eleven year old coonass from north carolina rocking up to your local ace hardware and using multiple giftcards to purchase a machete for self defense against nogs