>be leaf
>gov gives me $733 every month for having no job
>only requirement is bring them a paper once per month
>can do odd jobs and sell shit as I please
>claim income as "gifts"
>get extra money for "restricted diet" or some shit
>see wagecucks struggling to make ends meet and hating every second of life
>fully aware that I am a leech on "society" but no fucks given
Why haven't you moved to leaf commie-stan user?
can I do this as a student? I have 3 classes left to take for my degree next semester and want to ride the welfare ontop of my already ridiculous grant expenditure
buddy if you make under 8-10k and in uni then you can claim all the tax back.
>dsp
feels good to be a part of the Commonwealth
Comfy
Probably not but might as well go into the office and at least waste 90mins of a gov worker's time. No harm in trying
can i move in? i have multiple felonines from illegal america who's job is to manufacture prison inmates for money. i'm a good person, but i can't even come to your rape faggot country.
how can we fix both? i'm innocent.
is the in store prices meme real? is it actually a crime to post them?
god i love leaf threads
How much is that in real money?
like $550
prices are high but the prices you see are from shithole territories where every chug is subsidized and doesnt have to pay taxes anyways. best part is they're still useless and are worse than the niggers we actually have. fuck natives in every possible way. A large amount of food ends up being relatively equivalent after conversion is taken into account
The in store prices meme isn't real, if you look at the tags a lot of those "grocery store" prices are far northern/secluded towns, as a canadian living that far north you actually get a northern living allpwance (tax break) to help pay for this stuff. Afaik you can go online and see actual in store prices on save-on flyers. Living near Hongcouver and I've never seen prices like the ones posted here
What did you say to get the diet money?
what exactly is it youre doing? employment insurance? ive been making probably 100-15 at most a year as a mostly neet and ive been wondering if theres anything i can cash in on
oh so this is an FBI thread
HI MULDER AND SCULLY
Would they let you move into canada if you don't have a job? Don't you have to become a citizen?
>Bother with welfare
Just do like me, I borrow money from various high-risk lenders and never pay back. Since I have no income they can't make me and there are always new ones to borrow from
You have to fuck a dog on your citizenship test. It is to make sure you fit in
Jeez, people like you always say shit like how not working and still getting a liveable wage is good
Its not
Imagine living in some small ass room with a shit computer and shit internet, and shit food, instead of working hard for once in your life and getting an education, so that you can get a job.
You say this like people actually fucking want your life.
Everyone thinks your a fucking loser
kys
no I'm genuinely curious and never managed to figure out if it was just a meme or not
ah okay, still though... $10 for a bag of Ricola cough drops?
Well I'll fit right in.
Because being forced to survive on $1000 a month sounds like literal hell and living like a white trash piece of shit is not my MO nor will it ever be
What's your housing situation like? I'm getting about 850 every two weeks in ei, but rent is 800 n everything else is also expensive af
Ironically happen tp be in a grocery store atm. 50 drops for $6.99 so just under 5 american. Not sure the quantkty you saw though
this. i unironically come here to feel better about myself and situation
so thanks OP
Do all these lenders happen to live in germany?
>$733
Because I don't want live on 1/6th of what I currently take home.