>Its balls. Let putin know your psyop worked, but you fucked it up with your shit english.
>I presume you were chosen because you said you could talk, speak, and type “like american?”
And I presume you were chosen because you said you could talk, speak, and type "like shitposter?"
Let's talk about how to identify an alphabet agent. If there is a better example of how an alphabet agent talks on a chan, I don't know of one. There were many instances in this screen cap that I couldn't help but to analyze, and I wanted to share my thoughts. This agent shows his hand you can tell by some of his wording. I'll start with the one that really puzzled me and made me analyze the rest.
> This was from a device likely. The memes he chose... Second rate, second place.
There are three points here to decompress: 1. He uses the phrase device. No shit he's using a device to post on the internet? Who the fuck says a phone poster is using a "device"? I think he's using the word "device" because of the legal connotations associated with the term. 2. I've never heard the term "second rate, second place". It's a redundancy. Isn't it implied that if something is second rate, that it is also second place? I decided to put "second rate, second place" into google and didn't return any results of that exact phrase. Weird right? Put "praise kek" into google and have 1000s of results. It's a unique phrase. I think it's a phrase that was picked up and is used by a type A personality. Ted Kaczynski was famously identified with the phrase "You can't eat your cake and have it too." 3. LE always demean their target. It demoralizes the opposition which can coax out a guilty plea. Notice that he is simultaneously doing this while saying.....
> GET THE FUCK BACK IN HERE ANONS. THIS THREAD IS ALL HIM. THIS IS FUCKING HISTORY
Wow, he sure is excited that he's finally seeing some action. The reason why he is doing this is because...
>We need this for memes. Someone please save before its (((gone))).
He wants archives of what is going on for evidence. Why do shit yourself when you can have your enemy do it for you?
>HE MADE 60 FUCKING POSTS THIS FUCKING MORNING ON THIS ONE. 078285 Oh right up till the very end when he got caught. Articles of himself. He’s trying to give us the right testify and everything. None of it was working. I’ve never seen somebody post so many times to create a thread. Fuck this is crazy. Honk Honk
>THIS THREAD IS LEDGENDARY
Here he is again stating that its "legendary". But that isn't what is interesting here...
>He’s trying to give us the right testify and everything.
The word "testify". Besides this being bad grammar because he's excited and in a hurry to notify his supervisor of an actual happening; who the fuck uses the word testify or, testimony, in everyday common parlance? People familiar with the legal system. That's who.
That was the smoking gun for me. Seeing that word.
In some of the other posts he pushes a weird russian bot narrative and deflects from US or Israeli sources, despite having zero evidence for it. It's interesting how he ended with trying to push it as a conspiracy, and a russian one at that. It really jogs then the noggin when one thinks back to when people were saying Las Vegas or Stoneman Douglas were fake conspiracies.
Bonus Points:
>Id imagine were looking at cali here.
Imagine sitting in an office of alphabet computer nerds all monitoring websites for activity. You inform your supervisor that you think there is a shooting going on and he asks you, "where is it?" You reply, "Id imagine were looking at cali here." It just sounds like something an internet monitoring agent would say.
Id imagine you alphabet folks are reading my post. You could use it to make your team blend in more and write up a report about how to "improve your online extremist monitoring tactics". But the fact is, no matter how many briefings or memos you give, you will always have tells and thus glow in the dark, until you become one of us.
some glow in the darks know multiple languages. Typically they speak formally but feds also love their drugs which can make their sentences seem "off". If they advocate for violence or terrorism, and try to get you to commit a crime, it's a spook The easiest way to get the FBI to cry is playing Depeche Mode's Stripped on subwoofers.
Ethan Edwards
is this shit a psyop to get us to fear/avoid visiting the chans before the july kickoff?
Jace Brooks
Nigger they own the chan.
Everything I have ever posted in this anonymous forum has been of satirical nature.
Gavin Hill
so you admit posting... use your right to not incriminate yourself dipshit
Grayson Gonzalez
Hey there fellow 4channers, can you please inform us how we can blend in better?
Matthew Nelson
I notice that the language seems very terse. Kind of reminds me of sound-powered phone comms on the ship. Communicate in short, concise bites of information for maximum efficiency and to keep the lines open. Also, notice how he uses little grammar or puts very little effort into his posts? No content, no ideas, only encouragement to act. Furthermore, he never says nigger. Very suspicious. A glownigger if I ever saw one.
Jonathan Thompson
>so you admit posting... use your right to not incriminate yourself dipshit Incriminate myself in what you double nigger? Shitposting?
nice obstruction of justice for actively trying to fuck up there data with your innocent >Shitposting?
Justin Cruz
bump
Jose Adams
there was a supposed GCHQ leaker on here the other day, he was talking about giving details about anons to CERN for nefarious purposes.
one user piped up and said "have you ever considered that your operations on this board are unsuccessful because we operate on truth?" and this GCHQ poofter got so passive aggressive, literally seething like the faggot retard he was.
I think all intel agencies and their bottom feeder agents have been massively cucked and humbled by us here on Jow Forums- they are outdone by a bunch of pissed off spergs who dont even get paid, thus their collective existence has become, in the last few years, pure humiliation.
"What did I train for my whole life? I thought we were on the right side of history? I thought we had control, surely we are correct in our ways and deeds, not those Jow Forums incels?" - it's just one big seethe and cope.
I see numerous instances of "..." which is a dead-giveaway for boomers. While not all boomers are glowniggers, basically all glowniggers ARE boomers, so it's something to keep in mind. Basically anybody who uses "..." can & should be ignored, or at the very least, suspected.
>not leaking fake clues/hints ITT in order to confuse them retard
Eli Fisher
There also seems to be a severe lack of greentext, literally only 1 example in the entire image and it's just a YT link. Perhaps glowfags are deathly afraid to "use it wrong" and oust themselves? Just food for thought, if you see somebody very active in a thread, it might be worth seeing if he has used, or misused, greentext.
>I think all intel agencies and their bottom feeder agents have been massively cucked and humbled by us here on Jow Forums- they are outdone by a bunch of pissed off spergs who dont even get paid, thus their collective existence has become, in the last few years, pure humiliation. The reason why they fail is because they do everything in secret while we do everything in the open.
Tyler Baker
>fuck user since when have we ever used the word "user" on an anonymous board? it feels really out of place, like going to a synogogue and addressing the people there as jews you wouldn't do that unless you were an outsider
Christian Foster
Another observation: no images in any of those posts. We know that glowniggers have been confirmed using cat pictures in the past, and there has been stuff swirling about them having "japanese-style faces" (basically smug animu girls) folders, but I believe they will USUALLY default to text. This is probably due to them being afraid of "doing it wrong" and tipping us off as to who they are if they post images that don't match-up with our expectations.
For example, I doubt any glownigger would post pic related (for numerous reasons that I'm not going to elaborate on, not gonna make it too easy for them to correct themselves).
tl;dr - no images (or generic images only, or basically any combination images that feel "off") should be a red flag for glowniggery
>happening >get in here! >for the sake of kek >inb4 >honk honk It’s like he uses the lingo, but it’s just slightly wrong. It’s hard to explain. Good thread.
Interesting thread
Jaxon Moore
The distinction to me is there's an inherent dorkiness to the phrasing that smells like fucking Reddit.
>for the sake of kek This one definitely sticks out for me, it's unnatural. The closest alternative "for Kek's sake" would be superior IMHO.
Lucas Sanchez
Bumping to counter slide threads. I don't know what they're actually trying to slide.
Liam Mitchell
all of it.
Thomas Hernandez
The eternal slide never ends, because they are sliding our interest in participating in the site as a whole
Justin Harris
So to sum it up, they're lazy and don't want to invest any time in actually trying to understand what people here are like or develop any understanding of the nuance of anybody's positions so they stick out.
Levi Morales
>Everything I have ever posted in this anonymous forum has been of satirical nature. this. I actually I liberal IRL, but just pretend to be a right wing retard on here for the (You)s
John Thompson
Confirmed cianegroes
Ryan Nelson
Yes. It's a job to them, and they will always be less effective than someone who does this of their own volition. We all notice the same differences IRL between people who love their jobs so much they would do them for free and people who just show up for a paycheck.
>It’s like he uses the lingo, but it’s just slightly wrong. This. They understand the lingo but not the context.
Lincoln Miller
this. i love israel
Julian Green
In addition to what OP said, you can also tell that he's not one of us by some of the phrasing he uses. Here's some examples >Someone please save before its (((gone))) >This is not the typical (((conspiracy))) and I am worried. Who would put the parenthesis around gone and conspiracy like that? >How is this thread sliding >Seriosuly, one of you has to dig on this. Weird phrasing.
Kevin Collins
Seemed like there was more than normal.
Aaron Russell
bump
Landon Gomez
It reads like someone who is hired to investigate happenings here.
I considered pointing out what you said regarding the usage of (((gone))) but then I thought - why give them the ability to refine their speech through analysis of a thread like this? I don't desire to do someone's job for them.
Wyatt Baker
I think here he's just trying to accuse the poster of being "in on Putin's conspiracy", but his English is atrocious.
Adrian Cooper
They'll fuck up some other way. The only way they can truly learn how to blend in is by spending more time here, which will redpill them anyway.
Benjamin Rogers
The true big brain option would be to seed false information and tips ITT in order to confuse them.
Justin Butler
to piss into the ocean of piss
Alexander Ortiz
Terry was there downfall With his spirit and smile upon us it is only natural they glow those who tend ,build and protect this nigger cattle plan will just continue to loose and that is a good thing
>feds also love their drugs Typically alcohol. They don't tend to dabble in much else unless they are IT types.
Hunter Diaz
I like to give them false info about the origin of memes. In one thread, I said that the glow nigger meme came from the TV show firefly. Only some of the most dedicated oldfags know about salty jellies, so they'll probably never figure it out.
Imagine having made this post and now it's too late to delete it. Ouch.
Grayson Thomas
>the cia is why I'm too stupid to link things that are live or not at all Good job! Really buying it. Maybe you schizos aren't welcome here and have to post somewhere else not because of some well staffed conspiracy but because you're insufferable morons. Just a thought.
Alexander Peterson
Really not sure whether to place my chips on "slide shill" or "actually retarded" for this one, guys.
Jaxson Robinson
You can’t, because no one buys the basic narrative you’re trying to push. Also, the way you randomly mention that Q is larp even when the thread is about something else, or shills pile onto any mention of Q even when normal/pol/lacks who didn’t follow Q wouldn’t bother mentioning it
I'm leaning towards "actually retarded". A slide shill probably would've left by now, afraid of drawing more attention to himself (since a 1 post hit and run COULD be dismissed as just trolling, this would be the "safe" option). This desperate scramble to save himself reeks of retard.
Chase Gomez
user I hate to break it to you, but Q IS a LARP (or at least, it's a jewish ploy). Normal Jow Forumsacks who "don't follow Q" have every right to mention him because we care about the truth and what goes on in our board. I agree that bringing him up out of nowhere is weird, but once the subject is in-play, it is every Jow Forumsacks duty to call Q out for the boomer retardation that it is. Trump is not going to save America, Q is not going to save America. If you think they are, you don't belong here.
A Three Letter Glow Retard In the thread of an upcoming shooting very well aware of what is going to happen AND THE FED IS DOING NOTHING
The only thing i see in this image is a smoking gun of a corrupt fed and all i see now is that the three letter agencie guys still doing nothing
WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT GETTING ANGRY?
Ayden Green
>one of you the feds have the idea that they can use the power of autism on this board >has to dig on this. this is one of the power of the autism
Gabriel Moore
In this post he acknowledge that he was very well aware of shooter and his first post. Why did he do nothing? Why wasn't his IP tracked? Why wasn't the police informed? Why was the shooter not being watched?
Normaly, the feds had to answer this. But the reason they are free to walk out of this might have to do with some corrupt influence.
Now, we see Anons derailed and the real important smoking gun that is right in front of our face gets smoke screened by shit. Why is nobody doing something? someone who has the power? This is not some retarded conspiracy. This is a fact.
>I hate to break it to you >have every right to mention him >we care about the truth and what goes on in our board. >I agree that bringing him up out of nowhere is weird >it is every Jow Forumsacks duty to call Q out >If you think they are, you don't belong here.
This is just gay. You’re not even trying
Andrew Parker
Underrated.
Tod dem Marxismus, Tod dem Judentum.
Shoutouts to my BKA and BND glowniggers. Fuck all of you shabbos goyim.
Sorry to burst your bubble OP but I often use bad English to pretend like I am a nog. Low hanging bait.
Jason Howard
>WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT GETTING ANGRY? because this isn't anything new, glowniggers have always done stuff like this. Normies aren't gonna "get mad" either because they're happy that glowies are trying to infiltrate us.
>the feds have the idea that they can use the power of autism on this board this,the guy made several Russia comments, obviously there is an agenda to turn us against Russia (NOTE: I am NOT saying that Russia should be blindly supported, but we do need to be aware of when we are being manipulated).
Jonathan Moore
Everyone who works on the sabbath is someone's Shabbus goyim
I really have a god damn hate on these fed guys. These people are the most retarded shitheads on earth and i wish that God will blast their fucking ass with thousend thunderstorms. These people a sick and evil deep to the bones. I fucking hate them so much you can't imagin it.
Give me the power and i will end it.
Xavier Bell
>WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT GETTING ANGRY? Part and parcel.
Cameron Howard
Alphabets are starting to feel the effects of demographic change too. All their new agents are low iq spics. >this somehow discredits the entirety of op's post Congratulations retard you make shitposts sometimes.
Jackson Taylor
oh look a glowie trying to inform us how to identify them how convenient
John Wilson
Try it, fagboy.
Jayden Cox
Which is why I never work. Everyone who works is just enriching some Kike.
Christian Cooper
Downplaying? CoIntelPro? >because this isn't anything new, Doesn't make it better >glowniggers have always done stuff like this. and here we have it right in our faces this time >Normies aren't gonna "get mad" Nobody said anything about (((normies))) you fuckhead fed asshole, fucking new'fag >either because they're happy that glowies are trying to infiltrate us. you wish, take your schizos sheeples and kill yourself
Jaxon Campbell
Any of you glow-in-the-dark niggers wanna pay me for summarizing some off-topic threads? I'll include rare pepes for a bonus.
Reminder that no matter how many children they rape, weapons and drugs traffik, pull off false flag or suicide people, that at the end of the day CIA is still only a bunch of LARPing brony faggots and the biggest threat is laughing yourself to death whenever remembering this
calm the fuck down Hans, I'm not "downplaying" this at all, I'm just trying to explain WHY the reaction is the way it is. Did I ever once say you were "wrong" or "stupid"? No. So stop sperging on me. Of course I'm angry, what the absolute fuck am I (a single person) going to be able to do about it besides bump this thread and try to spread awareness? God damn.
