>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
Lucas Moore
Aaron Cruz
Yeah! Kill the mutt! Kill the mutt!
Josiah Ramirez
Norway isn't a country. It's like those middle eastern countries where jihadists freely move around. The borders are completely made up and no military entity would protect them.
>inb4 NATO
NATO wants European genocide.
David Clark
One of your roasties crashed a FFG. Please update this meme image accordingly.
Colton Ross
America wants European genocide too buddy
We’re all on the same boat
Civil war is all we can hope for
Aiden Jenkins
wait what. norway what is it this time
Julian Martinez
Only jews and their golems want it. We have no control over our own country. The golems are flooding in to hijack our democracy.
Julian Butler
>Hope
Implying its not destined
Gabriel Green
Must admit that's a very impressive fleet for a country with such a small population size like Norway.
Leo Hughes
(((Democracy)))
The moment you accepted democracy, you failed
Nolan White
This is my favorite pasta, it confuses the amerisharts.
Angel Roberts
It was fine when it was European land owning males. Never should have allowed jews to call themselves white.
Ayden Cox
Is that your entire navy?
Mason Gonzalez
Haven't heard about you Nordkekolds. Are you just attention-starved? You realize your economy is tanking, right?
Austin Morris
I really wish they updated the picture to remove the Helge Ingstad, I always look for it and am always annoyed when I find it.
Samuel Wright
Friendly reminder that sweden would win against all the other nordic countries in a 1v1 war. In order of least to most difficult:
denmark, finland, norway.
Ryan Martinez
Jose Ward
what happened to it
Owen Parker
Who?
Juan Kelly
Nice b8
Juan Wilson
fixed pasta bro
Caleb Fisher
norwegians are the 2nd most cucked nation in scandinavia
Nicholas Turner
The suicide bombers aren't on your side Sven.
Jaxon Sanders
The women would be so filthy ide feel sorry for the fresh clean norwegian men raping them. When the Danes and Norwegians had violent breeding with us we appreciated it. It was like a bloodlust and an orgy at the same time. every part of my body was stinging or tingling.
Jaxon Gonzalez
You'd be dead before you hit the ground, dipshit.
Luke Allen
cope
Oliver Allen
Kek I love this pasta. I remember once when Jow Forums had like 8 threads with this pasta but with different country names!
It was fun!
Isaiah Wright
IIRC only 4/5 of our frigates were operational and the none operational one is being cannibalized. This was before the shitshow that was the sinking of Helge Ingstad.
Logan Lopez
Why do so many American retards reply to these obvious bait threads? Do you think the OP is serious when he's posting this copypasta every day?
I mean, how fucking stupid and insecure do you have to be to reply to this as if it somehow threatens your masculinity, while at the same time falling for an obvious attempt at getting you to attack Norway?
Dylan Scott
Waiter this pasta is stale and lacks seasoning
Jason Turner
Why do you have a pirate ship with three big holes in the middle?
Eli Miller
A Swedish longship with speed holes?
Ethan Morales
>blocks your path
rip
and to be clear their death ray is better than the original design.
inb4 doesnt exist, again, rip.
Joseph Jones
Cause the bantz are fun, I’m pretty sure we all know it’s a joke besides this tard
Isaiah Collins
say that to my face, pussy
Nathan Edwards
Will they show the war in its entirety on SLOWtv?
Chase Hall
Topest of keks. Norway couldn't invade and occupy a small southern town let alone the whole country. GTFOutta here.
Carter Bailey
Do you think the people attacking you don't know it's already bait and they are baiting you to respond to them as well? Lol
Leo Cruz
Why you starting shit snow nigger
Mason Hernandez
KILLLL THE MUTS VIKING OVERLORDS
YAS
Zachary Edwards
Checked but still kinda cruel. Could you please elaborate on how America hirt your nation so? We never really hear anything about you guys.
Brody Harris
Unironicly because they are american
Benjamin Hughes
>no battleship
sad
Adam King
>landlocked
Sad x2
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