>There's a nasty rumor that's been around for years that women in need of a yeast infection cure should look no further than the produce aisle. The myth states that the simple act of inserting a garlic clove into your treasured female bits will help to remedy the entirely unpleasant sensation that anyone in possession of a vagina has at some point experienced.
>It turns out this DIY method is actually not an effective treatment for that internal burning or itching. In fact, it can actually harm your lady garden. And that's why Dr. Jen Gunter, OBGYN and author of The Vagina Bible, wrote a (now viral) thread of tweets to end the cycle of fake vajayjay news.
You have to crush the garlic immediately before putting it in, the antifungal and antibacterial allicin is created by a chemical reaction to cell damage as a defense mechanism by the garlic bulb you can’t just shove a whole head of elephant garlic in your stinking fish pit, you need to creampie yourself with fresh garlic paste
Kayden Ramirez
Sounds like something slavs would do.
Brayden Watson
Thanks nip. Ill never eat garlic or pussy again after your depiction.
Lincoln Roberts
no because your whore ass pussy will just suck up all the alcohol into your bloodstream because you’re such a drunken cunt slut
Robert Hill
>your treasured female >in possession of a vagina >your lady garden >vajayjay news
>Dr. Gunter >The Vagina Bible >a (now viral) thread of tweets Women are fucking gross
Austin Bennett
So that's what that smell was.
Aaron Turner
actually I thought of something better I do homebrewing and I have this thing you put in at the end to ensure the yeast is completely dead it's called yeast-stop and it costs like $2 for a pack
>Do not use natural antibiotics, you have to come let me look at your pussy if you want it to stop doctors for the most part are a scam, if you have a yeast infection blend 10 cloves of garlic and milk and pour it in and you will be fine.
>Thanks nip. Ill never eat garlic or pussy again after your depiction. hey, garlic goes well on fish.
Daniel Adams
you don’t even need that, when I bake bread 190 degrees C is enough to ensure the yeast is completely destroyed
Ryder Flores
>Dr. Gunter and the viral vagina bible LAPUTAN MACHINE
Aiden Green
It's not tot cure yeast infection. It is to ward off Vampires and has long been a common seasoning worldwide, with a history of several thousand years of human consumption and use. Women probably think it might make them taste better. When your an idiot any idea sounds good.
>treasured female bits >possession of a vagina >lady garden >female >lady >vagina
wow that's not very Current Year + 4
Jayden Hill
>HER BODY HER CHOICE >#GarlicVagoo B...B...B.But the burning and itching?
Luke Miller
It's funny because Jennifer Daniels did a program on clearing up infections with garlic douche just like a week or two ago. I don't know what prompted her to chose that topic, but maybe it's become a popular concept in south america and the satanic doctor community is getting scared.
Hudson Miller
MISOGYNY! #ProudScratchItchingSnatch
Ryan Hall
Thank you leaf. I was just eating….
Josiah Rivera
Because we have a sense of decorum you Eurotrash faggot
>measuring garlic in grams Are you trying to make metric look like a retarded way to do everything?
Connor Sanders
Oprah and Dr. Gunter are just shills for big pharma. Garlic in the vagina works great. You should put the whole head of garlic in though, maybe even 2 or 3 depending on the size of your vagina. This has the added benefit of making tingles and cummies, and strengthening your pelvic floor muscles so you can grip cock more effectively.
I tried to tell her to wash her stinky cunt and she responded with your anus doesn't smell good either or something along those lines. Then I got banned from Twatter
I assume stimulants, since breaking out the scale for every last thing gets old after a while, and you'd need something like that to distort your thinking enough to consider it to be more efficient, effective, or sensical.
Benjamin Adams
Shut the fuck up mountainnigger. You are lucky we let you speak our language at all. Lick my balls.
Ayden Gonzalez
What's wrong with it, Pajeet? No shit-smear running down the middle?
Nathan Roberts
What's wrong? Are you upset you're in muttville and I'm here in a safe, rich, white nation with rich tradition?
Gabriel Mitchell
>Literally surrounded by ever-browning nations. >Safe Kay.
Dominic Robinson
How a Dago's wife gets him to eat her out
Robert Edwards
win/win
Isaiah Bennett
Garlic is antifungal so this would work. just not the whole fucking clove. it has to be crushed
Joseph Smith
Nah, use habanero instead
Sebastian Long
Good bacteria keeps yeast under control. Most people have bad gut flora either because they've taken antibiotics (which kills the good bacteria too) or they've been consuming too much shit like alcohol.
Make your own Kefir and eat it, it has zounds of beneficial bacteria in it, more than some store-bought probiotic. Literally anyone reading this who is on a typical western diet should read up on Kefir.
Jackson Lewis
>you need to creampie yourself with fresh garlic paste I'm feeling like Olive Garden tonight
Jaxson Diaz
OOOh, I love mashing my balls in that parmesan-grater thingy.
Colton Robinson
Ghost pepper would be the choice. You want to savor the potential videos.
