/tg/ here, we would appreciate it if you stopped raiding our board right now

/tg/ here, we would appreciate it if you stopped raiding our board right now

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Roll to pass an AIDS check

Nah, gotta wake up you lads.

the mary sue is equivalent to stormfront

no u

Might want to deal with the raid on your hobby first.

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I'm sorry Gary

*shaking dice*
aaaaand i have critical AIDs

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Just checked the catalog, there is one small thread on /tg/ about fag shit aaand it's been deleted. Your mods are fag enablers and you are not being raided, kill yourself.

wait until half of the 40k primarchs are fags then get back to us

...Does /tg/ actually think anyone cares about them, especially us?

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You've encountered the ghost of Harvey Milk on your journey, will you continue to the pride parade or share a story of your POZ experience for a chance at your gay charisma increasing in return for sacrificing 2 turns?

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It's not a Jow Forums containment breach, people are just sick of globohomo

As if anyone would raid such a worthless board.

Yeah, it's like why cant wizards and dragons just kill eachother why do we have to talk about Gandalf fisting his dad

You jest but I played D&D on a friend's request once and the other members were very gay and constantly talking about shit like that.

>LGBTQ Youth
This phrase is disgusting. Do we have the handles of WOTC employees? I wonder if they obsessed over debunking pizzagate too like that Ars Technica pedo.

D&D was always gay.

Wizards can seduce dragon too UwU

You can have nu/tg/

This is where we all migrated.

This. Modern /tg/ is filled with faggots and degenerates that keep making pornographic or fetish themed threads then get offended if you call them out for being degenerate on a blue board.

>doesn't mesh well with my play style
Candy crush?

It was always gay but that didn't used to be wonderful

kinda this. theyre fairly against rocking the boat or Jow Forums in general, they can deal with it. theyre the types that are all talk until a chick shows up, then they help out the woman at first chance.

>Your party encounters a group of diseased faggots parading through the city streets
>children are nearby and look uncomfortable
>the lead faggot of the parade approaches your party
>roll for combat initiative

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>tfw POZZED chance encounter

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>Male to female transitioning drow
their magic comes from the spider Queen lolth who I think would not stand for any of that bullshit. What use is a female with no magical powers?

Im tired of having to block so many threads and then when someone posts furry shit in a way implying sex I tell them off but I get soibois telling me /tg/ has ALWAYS been this degenerate. They fucking stole /tg/ from us.

Didn’t you know gay fetishes are wholesome now because pride or some shit.

I miss the old days.

But to be fair, there was plenty of that shit too back then, we just were far more creative and way less sensitive about things. Feminists were punchlines to jokes, not people to be taken seriously and tiptoed around. Nobody has an issue with posting as much gay shit as you wanted, just as long as you werent being a faggot about it.

The halcyon days of not giving a fuck on the internet.

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Someone get on this. I'm willing to bet this is the "soft underbelly of the dragon."

>go ahead and google, i'll wait
faggots actually write this kind of smut

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No its not neither are you
REPENT KIKE

>Jow Forums
>raiding
that's impossible. Jow Forums had it's raiding loicense taken away a long time ago.

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Time to crowd source new companies of your own to supplant whatever this is

>Be adventurers
>tracking band of trolls who have been raiding merchant bands
>stumble into troll cave
>full of angry trolls frothing at the mouth
>prepare for combat
>instead of a fight breaking out, one approaches you
>”um excuse me but could you degenerates please leave, you’re disturbing our ethnocave” he says. For the next three hours your party is held hostage by the trolls asinine conversations and conspiracy theories about how the bugbears are to blame for their ruin. You think about leaving but every time you try to end the conversation he brushes it off and continues talking. You’re about to just walk out of their without acknowledging them before one of them starts to talk about their plans of returning to greatness under their new leader, Dongle Stump before he’s interrupted by another troll pestering your cleric about her gender identity at the same time as he crassly flirts with her.
>by this point you’ve all had enough and decide to retire from adventuring forever.

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it's only as gay as you make it. in my current game, we have the village queers locked up and we torture them periodically.

implying it wasn't always for fags....

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go write some more hfy garbage you stupid faggot.

fuck schwuchtel

>mfw my friends I DM for actively go around calling dwarves "diggers" and killed the gay couple, nonbinary botanist and tranny drow on sight.

They also suffered no consequences because my best friend is a fucking full munchkin bard who smooth talked and lawyered their way out of everything.

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that isnt real is it? wtf happened to d&d? is shadowrun pozzed too?

Please shock the gays

bitchute.com/video/oqj8oVVK3lJ4/

nice quints but I have no idea what that means. ive never played a real table top game in my life. Also, stay mad.

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>2D6 skill roll

>The Mary Sue
A.k.a the Huffington post of /TG/

Shadowrun is cyberpunk and inherently leftist

Jow Forums doesn't raid other boards. This is a board of peace. Stop blaming us for all your problems. Just because you like to LARP as a faggot doesn't mean anyone else has to like that or has to want to play with you.

>nonbinary botanist and tranny drow
absolutely disgusting
i would have done the same

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you faggots ruined my fav campaign setting

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Great, just great. Now I bet they will put some weak faggot shit in Baldurs Gate 3, fucking scum.
CRIPPLE ALL FAGGOTS

I haven't posted there in months and rpgs are for women and homosexuals. Tabletop miniatures is where it's at, especially historical. Women, minorities, and homosexuals hate history, because it is the story of how much better off we all were when those three groups were oppressed

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>sit down to try out D&D for the first time, meet all the other player
>Get excited to play with the character you've designed, he will be a great asset to the party as well as fun to rp as.
>The other member introduce their characters, A gay catfolk, a bisexual elf with eyes for the catfolk, and a super badass barbarian that likes to watch the gay catfolk strip
>o-ok what are their classes though?
>Every session is these weirdos describing their fetishes and flirting with eachother through the game
>Mentally checked out ages ago but can't leave because it's my friends campaign.

No. You must be shamed for your critical failure.

im all three of those kinda and I love history. Maybe youre just dumb?

but it was fun and never had a freak for a dm. in fact the guy was an artist and when he developed levels for us he made q few complex drawings of the area and baddies as we faced them. also a good storyteller. it was what got me into rpgs.

was a Christian, too. in fact i never saw much faggotry outside of hyper nerds looking weird but that was it.

This is likely a homo or a homo sympathizer trying to incite a raid so they can play the victim. Might even be the author of that clickbait.

How much money do you spend on your toys?

cool, dms who can draw and make maps make the games a lot more enjoyable yeah.

I need to get in on fleecing retarded leftists of their parents' money. What hasnt had a rainbow slapped on it yet?

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Well faggots do just about anything for attention so probably this. Hopefully he decides to kill himself soon.

Thanks I needed an idea for the next session, everyone is playing trolls roll for mutation. We're going to make the ethnocave great again.

stupid redditors don't know where they are

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you are either a liar, or an insufferable cunt.

>Mentally checked out ages ago but can't leave because it's my friends campaign.
Man up you pussy

Been looking for this pic for awhile. Thanks, Hans.

The problem is Wizards of the Coast. They are making Magic gay as fuck too.
I blame Mark Rosewater.
3.5 was the last playable edition.

They already exist. The problem is finding a group since they are not as well known.

The real issue is that a game where you pretend to be something else is going to attract lots of pathetic weirdoes, trannies, fags, and other mentally ill people in addition to regular neckbeards.

>those who transcend gender as the gods do
I just spent 5 minutes trying to come up with a reply to this.. still nothing.

maybe im both

Gay people are less than 5% of the population.

lol

yeah bro it was great. just sad to hear homos are adding their weird stuff to the games. no offense to you mind you. i dont loathe homos i just dont like this new stuff going on.

>likes painting dollies and putting them on display
>women can never understand this

RIP my Gay Assassassassassassassin.

haha well just dont add pride parade tier garbage to d&d games!

I'm trying to find two /tg/ stories
One is about a feminist player derailing the game and focusing on getting equal rights and equality in the starting kingdom
The other is about a feminist player derailing the game to build up a kingdom of women and plans to cast a spell to remove men from the world

>as the discouraged party departs the cave, one of the troll's growly voice banters from behind: "Shaman Agwolf Hitlurk did nothing wrong!"

I think more representation is good. You dont have to go into any gay stuff if you don’t want.

not my proudest fap.

Ok so you do historical miniatures? No? You were just being snippy and passive aggressive because you're all three of those things? Oh alright then

Historical miniature cost about 1/10 - 1/100th of what Games Workshop© brand plastic feces does. I spend about a hundred bucks a year and that's enough to always have something to work on

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What's your proudest fap?

Fuck you faggot, I will raid

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Another butthurt vagina-bearer, women ruin every board they're allowed near

>Jow Forums
>raiding other boards
Nigger, we're the ones under constant 24/7 raid by multiple discords

This I'm not convinced that Jow Forums has raided anyone other than ecelebs on Twitter since the great Shoah of 2014

>Agwolf Hitlurk
kek

I dont play miniatures but im just saying I love history. I’m not trying to take them away or effect them in any way im just saying this complaining about anything but straight white men ever in your games is dumb af.

White wolf general always have /tg/ poster airing their disdain over leftist bullshit being forced on them. Is it hard to believe that not going along with the narrative isn’t a raid?

here's the first one

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When the first gay plainswalker arrives in MTG I will tearfully be selling my collection on Ebay

Fucking kek

>lmlth pthrs
???

That's the same story.
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Affect you moron, to effect them would be to bring them into being. How can you like history if you're illiterate?

this is the canon ending to game of thrones