Britain = clown world

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

British citizens have been stripped from all weapons, yet there is still lots of violent crimes done by illegal weapons.

Now the current trend by the police is to take away sharp knives from all people, including chefs, cooks and your regular guy who wanted to use kitchen knives only in kitchen.

All sharp knives will be replaced by blunt knives. I guess you can use a blunt knife to spread butter on a bread or something.

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Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

brits are stupid and ugly

Jayden Russell
Jayden Russell

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no one cares what you think you stupid nigger

Benjamin Ramirez
Benjamin Ramirez

blunt tipped knives cant slit throats

we will never be safe until all blades are banned completely

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

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Jace Rodriguez
Jace Rodriguez

At least they're not Amerimutts.

Lucas Turner
Lucas Turner

At least we don't get shot by the people who're meant to protect us.

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

blunt knives
what about sharp spoons?

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

Brits are stupid, arrogant and ugly. They'll never admit they're wrong, and will continue to go through bushes picking up butter knifes until some Abdul walks into a school with a knife

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

No you just get shot by the people your government brought in to replace you

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

Neither do we. Police aren't meant to protect niggers.

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

No we don't get shot, we just stabbed by shitskins the government imports and arrested for complaining

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

Are there any demographic breakdowns of these violent crimes?

Jose Sanchez
Jose Sanchez

I would laugh but it makes me feel sad Brits cant btfo niggers trying to be niggers with guns.

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

Are whetstones illegal?

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

Sounds like the real problem is sharpening tools. Save a child, bin that file!

Colton Howard
Colton Howard

Kek

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

guess what. they sell sharp knives at the department store

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

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Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

increase the cps budget and spouse abuse will stop

Gavin Taylor
Gavin Taylor

lol if a police man tries to take my kitchen knifes he won't live for long.
Fucking hate the police here they're all zogged wankers.

Aaron Clark
Aaron Clark

woops nevermind. Thats in America. land of the free.

I didnt know OP was talking about that shit island

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

Now the current trend by the police is to take away sharp knives from all people, including chefs, cooks and your regular guy who wanted to use kitchen knives only in kitchen.
Prove it rabbi

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

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This has to be fake news. If it's a woman being beaten by her husband then he doesn't need a knife? He can just beat the shit out of her with his fists because she's a woman. If someone were inclined to kill their wife I don't think blunted kitchen knives would stop them, you could just bash her head in with a wrench or something if you really needed a weapon.

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

You can't stab but you can cut with those.

Nathan Myers
Nathan Myers

Those aren't blunt knives, those are blunt-tipped knives. There's still a blade that can be used as a slashing weapon. Honestly that makes no difference to a domestic abuser, who wants to inflict pain, not death.

Jason Flores
Jason Flores

Lol are they gonna ban griding wheels yet. I mean why not just use one to make a sharp point on the blunt the knives?

Ian Hill
Ian Hill

How do they even do this? I can't imagine the police going from house to house and taking away knives.

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

Come and bin Muuh cooking knife haha

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Evan Cox
Evan Cox

tbqh a britbong cooking is an act of terror in itself

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

Too much inbreeding on that Island.

Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly

implying this will stop domestic abuse
implying abusers need knives
My ex girlfriend used to get mad and hit me all the time. But I'm twice as big as her. If I wanted to I could've just picked her up and thrown her. Women are the ones most likely to need a weapon. Physically they are completely defenseless against 95% of men. The other 5% are cripples.

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

Your country is a fucking joke Briton, get your shit together.

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

spread butter on a bread
already much better than what usually passes for food, in britbongia

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David Wilson
David Wilson

Which proves that the UK is protecting the abusers, not their victims

Caleb Green
Caleb Green

You're alright pierre

Landon James
Landon James

I guess these people can't comprehend someone being slashed?

Oliver Reyes
Oliver Reyes

be bong
laugh at shot dead american
go outside
get stabbed 70 times

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

Fuckin wasted.

Jeremiah Peterson
Jeremiah Peterson

T.b.f. So are we. Just for different reasons. But, I think more people flat out hate us than laugh at us tho.

Ryder Adams
Ryder Adams

My ex girlfriend used to get mad and hit me all the time.
If I wanted to I could've just picked her up

This is actually a great course of action.
Bitches don't really know how to react if you just grab them by the waist a lift them off their feet.
It's like they never considered the possibility that the man is considerably stronger than her.

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

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Jace Johnson
Jace Johnson

Criminals dont care about your laws.........thats why disarmament doesnt work.

Brody Roberts
Brody Roberts

to be honest, as a home gamer, why are kitchen knives pointed anyway? the only time i used a pointed knife is on a boner with ham or beef to cut the meat off the bone? sharp point knives are completely unnecessary

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

Annihilated.

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

don't be a cunt
make it blunt

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

pic related is a 10/10 in bongland

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Adrian King
Adrian King

80/100 british males could see themselves with a 10/10 bong women. wtf is wrong with bong men

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Anthony Gonzalez
Anthony Gonzalez

fucking wrecked

Xavier Cook
Xavier Cook

What about pointed sticks?

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Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

Getting rid of guns will remove viole...

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

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Landon Lee
Landon Lee

udderly blown the fuck out

Joseph Jones
Joseph Jones

When knives are banned only muslims will have knives.
Hey, remember when Lee Rigby was decapitated in the street in front of his son and you bongs all just stood and watched?

Luis Myers
Luis Myers

No worries you just get acid on your face thrown by the people the police are protecting

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

implying you cant decapitate someone in less than 3seconds with a "blunt" knife

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

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Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

Ive never been shot by the police or anyone I know. Niggers and spics get shot all the time. I have been pulled over at gun point for fitting the description but never arrested or beat on because I act like a civilized person. I get to play with swords and guns on the regular. I shoot guns all the time; ar15s, handguns, etc.

I'm a free citizen of my country. You Brits are just cuckolds bowing down to the government. I wont do shit to help you either

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

you're not even allowed to mention Rigby's name in Bongland, 4 years in jail for hate croime

he was posthumously unpersoned as a racist because everybody knows Muslims only kill people that offend them

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Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

We like Brits. Your women are lovely until they hit the wall too quickly from bad diet.

Liam Young
Liam Young

This country is bound for collapse

Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

saved by the phoneposter

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Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

How do you even cook with those? The pointy part is really useful when you're cutting up meat.

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

How does a sheboon black as her have a cute, non-nogg, nose?

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

dulls end
leaves sharp edge
fucking retards lmao

Brayden Rodriguez
Brayden Rodriguez

Blown out and wrecked harder than his mom's snatch.

Levi Long
Levi Long

shiieeeeeet son, you OBLITERATED him

Colton Adams
Colton Adams

brits are expected to bite their food up to cook with

yes, the joke has already been made

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Joshua Peterson
Joshua Peterson

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Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

Historically combat knives sometimes were blunt so they sharp tip wouldn't get lodged in bone.

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

Bongs are aware that with enough speed and force a fucking shoe can stab you right?

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

what they gona do when they start using meat cleavers? No need for stabbing when you have a 3kg cleaver coming down on you.
Also sharped sticks are just as good as stabbing weapons.

Jackson Murphy
Jackson Murphy

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Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

This is now a brit police cuck with spicy response tweet thread

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

wrong. It proves that the UK authority have the iq of a Somalian.

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

Awesome. Instead of a quick death with sharp knives, Bongs will now experience slow painful death with dull blades.

Leo Bell
Leo Bell

I've literally never been shot by a cop.

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

Yes. Ethnic British people are responsible for 97% of all crimes and 100% responsible for all rapes.

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

britfag status : absolutely annihilated

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Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

Cops don't shoot people in america, they mostly shoot criminal niggers and even then they only do that on a completely marginal rate compared to just standard black on black gang killings

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

So instead of having one single neat and easy to stitch up stab wound, they are encouraging Psycho III style throat slitting. Nice one bongs, nice

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

How long until it’s illegal to go outside without wearing a helmet and having a layer of bubble wrap?

John Richardson
John Richardson

*sharpens blunt knife with a diamond plate*

Nathaniel Davis
Nathaniel Davis

Bongs ban sharp tip knifes
Get painfully sliced to death instead

Xavier Morales
Xavier Morales

who're
bong education everybody...

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

not da orky one
zog off

Cooper Wood
Cooper Wood

Blocks your path.

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Cooper Green
Cooper Green

They dig around in people's lawns in the slums and find junk lying around and claim its a weapon so they can pretend like they're doing something.

Owen Johnson
Owen Johnson

the govt acknowledges that home attacks are prevalent
no one allowed to properly defend themselves
govt makes law only allowing blunt knives
thank your government for once again making sure the paki rape gangs have to beat you to death instead of stabby stabby.

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

I'll take that little tub on the left.

Henry Carter
Henry Carter

how much british dna do you have mutt?

Logan Hughes
Logan Hughes

This is in Nottingham, affectionately known as Shottingham. It has a pretty diverse culture.

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

No its kinda true.
In one town dv victims are asked if they want to exchange all their knives for these. If they agree they get sharp bladed knives with no point.
It's to stop heat of the moment stabbings. Doubt it'll work as intended

Blake Sanchez
Blake Sanchez

Why are British Slags so obvious, but white American Anglos look so much different?

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

REKT

Jose King
Jose King

They want to control everything you can and can't do. You are not people to them. You are disposable farm animals.

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Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

How do you prepare meals with a blunted knife? If it still has a cutting edge, what is blunting just the tip going to do? Hacking and slashing is still a viable way to kill someone. Plus it wouldn't be that hard to unblunt a knife with a fucking rock, brick, ceramic tile, dremel etc. The Brits are a stupid bunch of people being led by slightly retarded people.

Jayden Roberts
Jayden Roberts

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

fuck this country, oh my god

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Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

FPBP

Aiden Reed
Aiden Reed

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Angel Butler
Angel Butler

use whetstone
take over parliament???

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