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Jose Clark
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Jayden Gomez
story?
Austin Morris
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Andrew Thomas
communism
Landon Cruz
See pic.
reddit is down, apparently... and now OP comes here to let us know instead of waiting 5min for it to come back up
Evan Ramirez
I've just reached the lowest point in my life!
Two days ago I went to the grocery store to buy a watermelon. I dream of fucking a melon since a few years, and finally, after I've just started a new job I could finally afford one. (Not that I couldn't afford one earlier but a big melon is like 7€ in Germany which is quiet a lot for a one time use sextoy)
Finally at home, I carved a hole in the melon and started fucking it! It was amazing. I've lasted like four minutes and finally came inside the watermelon. After this good fuck I've felt the urge to pee, so i put my dick back in the melon and filled it with pee. Suprisingly it soaked up all my piss. I went to bed with the melon next to my bed, waiting to get fucked in the morning. Over the last two days I've came nine times inside the melon and peed in it for two times. On the second night I've stored it in the fridge so it wouldn't go off so fast.
Today I finally put this to an end to all of this, fucked the melon a last time. By this time the hole has doubled in size and the melon started to smell not really off but also not really fresh. I've cut open the fruit and ate it all with a spoon while fapping.
All I did let's me feel kinda gross, but it was rally hot while it lasted. Had a ton of fun the last few days!
Carson Reyes
so Jow Forums was down, and now reddit, on the same day?
Christian Gray
stale pasta, big dick, i see no problem here
Evan Brown
first Jow Forums is hit.. then reddit.
Logan Barnes
what do you think they are searching for?
someone must've fucked up big time
Christian White
My norton AV also alerted me of someone trying to brute force my windows remote desktop port.
Sebastian Jones
Don’t know if related but Xbox live is fuckered right now too
Gabriel Evans
They're both located in San Francisco. Lots of possibilities. Of course, you'll skip to the most retarded and pretend it's the only option.
Chase Price
Isaac Hernandez
McAfee just told me my trial is about to run out
Christopher Howard
Pretend what is the only option? Power problems?
Jeremiah Lewis
What? I've been there all day with no problem
Jaxon Bailey
shit u are right now they got xbox down
Iranians and Chinks going mad before G20??
Ian Ramirez
Casual.
Jaxson Nguyen
Perhaps you should read what the person I responded to said. Specifically here:
Kayden Howard
>there are at least 3 hands in the pic
Joseph Bailey
I CREATED A DUMMY ACCOUNT AND AFTER LOGIN IT WORKED. AFTER LOGOUT AGAIN, NOT WORKING. :) FIGURE IT OUT
Cooper Brown
CIA NIGGERS WATERBOARDING THE ENTIRE INTERNET TO HIDE THE FACT THE JEWS WORK FOR ALIENS
WE ALREADY KNOW, JEWS. IT'S OVER
Nolan Nguyen
Photograph of Langley, VA as Yahweh is arrested for faking the Holocaust, 2019 (Colorized)
Liam Harris
go back and stay there you fucking faggot
sage
Hunter Parker
go the fuck back and never return please.
fuck off
Julian Anderson
so..aliens?
John Rodriguez
thats me bro, and i was just meme'ing
yeesh, you're a very hostile person, maybe you're having a bad day or have a rough life, so i forgive your assumptions that i "ignore" reasonable explanations
Blake Martinez
>that's a sizeable dick
Asher Campbell
i know right
t h i c c
Jose Wilson
Jewish aliens
Levi Thompson
OR Alien Jews
Isaiah Martin
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Asher Howard
bro pic related, i literally saved proof it was down
Blake Russell
I had no idea Jow Forums had so many redditors.
Leo Edwards
Jow Forums was down today too
Caleb Jenkins
>redditor
>NAPfag
It checks out.
Ian Lewis
Hmm...
Ryan Roberts
MOOOOOOODS
I was there too, but because I had nothing to do at work and I work in the most dystopic enviroment you can think of, and a lot of people walk by my computer.