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communism

See pic.

reddit is down, apparently... and now OP comes here to let us know instead of waiting 5min for it to come back up

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I've just reached the lowest point in my life!

Two days ago I went to the grocery store to buy a watermelon. I dream of fucking a melon since a few years, and finally, after I've just started a new job I could finally afford one. (Not that I couldn't afford one earlier but a big melon is like 7€ in Germany which is quiet a lot for a one time use sextoy)

Finally at home, I carved a hole in the melon and started fucking it! It was amazing. I've lasted like four minutes and finally came inside the watermelon. After this good fuck I've felt the urge to pee, so i put my dick back in the melon and filled it with pee. Suprisingly it soaked up all my piss. I went to bed with the melon next to my bed, waiting to get fucked in the morning. Over the last two days I've came nine times inside the melon and peed in it for two times. On the second night I've stored it in the fridge so it wouldn't go off so fast.

Today I finally put this to an end to all of this, fucked the melon a last time. By this time the hole has doubled in size and the melon started to smell not really off but also not really fresh. I've cut open the fruit and ate it all with a spoon while fapping.

All I did let's me feel kinda gross, but it was rally hot while it lasted. Had a ton of fun the last few days!

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so Jow Forums was down, and now reddit, on the same day?

stale pasta, big dick, i see no problem here

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first Jow Forums is hit.. then reddit.

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what do you think they are searching for?
someone must've fucked up big time

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My norton AV also alerted me of someone trying to brute force my windows remote desktop port.

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Don’t know if related but Xbox live is fuckered right now too

They're both located in San Francisco. Lots of possibilities. Of course, you'll skip to the most retarded and pretend it's the only option.

odd

support.xbox.com/en-US/xbox-live-status

i will try that myself

McAfee just told me my trial is about to run out

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Pretend what is the only option? Power problems?

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What? I've been there all day with no problem

shit u are right now they got xbox down

Iranians and Chinks going mad before G20??

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Casual.

Perhaps you should read what the person I responded to said. Specifically here:

>there are at least 3 hands in the pic

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I CREATED A DUMMY ACCOUNT AND AFTER LOGIN IT WORKED. AFTER LOGOUT AGAIN, NOT WORKING. :) FIGURE IT OUT

CIA NIGGERS WATERBOARDING THE ENTIRE INTERNET TO HIDE THE FACT THE JEWS WORK FOR ALIENS

WE ALREADY KNOW, JEWS. IT'S OVER

Photograph of Langley, VA as Yahweh is arrested for faking the Holocaust, 2019 (Colorized)

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go back and stay there you fucking faggot
sage

go the fuck back and never return please.
fuck off

so..aliens?

thats me bro, and i was just meme'ing
yeesh, you're a very hostile person, maybe you're having a bad day or have a rough life, so i forgive your assumptions that i "ignore" reasonable explanations

>that's a sizeable dick

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i know right
t h i c c

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Jewish aliens

OR Alien Jews

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bro pic related, i literally saved proof it was down

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I had no idea Jow Forums had so many redditors.

Jow Forums was down today too

>redditor
>NAPfag
It checks out.

Hmm...

MOOOOOOODS
I was there too, but because I had nothing to do at work and I work in the most dystopic enviroment you can think of, and a lot of people walk by my computer.