Have you ever committed a crime Jow Forums?

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spooks are retarded animals

killed a guy driving

fuck off fbi

Posting here

I stole a banana from Walmart

must be a helluva shot to hit a moving target

no I hit him with my car

speeding, drinking underage,smoking underage

I kidnap women and conduct drastic genetic experiments on them in an effort to sate my overwhelming tall girl fetish.

I parked next to a yellow curb without noticing.

I called my father bald once

Hope you guys can forgive me. Sometimes I drive 5 mph over the speed limit.

SWIM acquired a MAGA hat which violated a couple of FEC regulations

>Have you ever committed a crime Jow Forums?
Do you enjoy working honey pot duty, officer?

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of course, anyone saying he hasn't doesn't know the law

there is simply no way to live without breaking some law

dura lex, sed lex /s

yes I let you post this thread and live glownigger

I'm not a nigger, believe it or not, if you are educated, you will know what laws are, you dumb flaggot.

Dear FBI please fuck off

I had a dui in Phoenix and had to spend a week in Tent City Jail in July. It was a cool experience and a great story

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of course not daddy cia

laws now a date ?
I posted something, I'm like a war criminal

I once forgot to renew the tags on my vehicle.

As a kid I actually stole something from a shop

Assault (ed niggers) 18 months.
Driving while intoxicated only because of prescription pain meds I was on at the time.
Lost my power steering in my car and hit a porche going 45 and got charged with a dui.
They sued. I am not responsible for shit because I have nothing ' on paper ' (:
Never went to court for it.
Fuck the Jews.

Was the date 9/9/1999?