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What do serbs think of croats in 2019?
Will i get beaten up if i come to belgrade?
Are cajke popular music there like they are here?

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>going to cajke

I love how I have the same exact question about visiting Croatia.
I don't think you'd get beaten up for being a Croat. I find that Serbs are generally very accepting unless you're outright admitting you're an ustasha or something.
Personally I like you guys and have no problems with Croats.

>What do serbs think of croats in 2019?
Croats are not a monolith. Some of them are loud and annoying, still blaming Serbia for everything bad that's happening to them even tho we are not the same country for 25 years now. Few are cordial for some reason but most are irrelevant since hating Albanians is more interesting.
>Will i get beaten up if i come to belgrade?
Probably not, unless you are wearing Croatian flag or jersey because those might trigger our hooligans.
>Are cajke popular music there like they are here?
Literally what?

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Define cajke
I heard this before but I am not sure what that means exactly

In Croatia we call cajke allmost all serbian music, ranging from Miroslav Ilić to lepa bubamara arkanova
I met alot serbs who came here, either as tourists or business and nothing happened to them

How you doing my fellew post ww2 allied created meme countries

You won't get beaten up, almost 100%. Croats hate Serbs much more than vice versa. You could still get in problems during degenerate clubbing, fights happen all the time over girls. Cajke are turbofolk? Just set trending tab region on Serbia and you'll se what abomination trendy music is here

united we rise,divides we fall

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How're you holding up, frens?

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Unironically this. We need to preserve our homelands. There's a big threat from EU. Maybe they're planning on slowly knocking Balkan countries, first Croatia, then when that's 60% Croatian, they'll go for Serbia and others next.

That would mean the last two white countries currently left in the Balkans would be destroyed. O.O

>What do serbs think of croats in 2019?
You're alright but you surround yourselves with fags like albanimals just because you hate us.
That being said if you try and attack us with Germany again, I don't think there will be a Croatia in the end.

>Will i get beaten up if i come to belgrade?
Avoid football hooligans, act normal. You'll be fine.

>cajke
?

>went to Zagreb on business.
>everyone is friendly or indifferent.
>got laid.
10/10 would go again.

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Fuck off.
It's never happening again.
Stop talking about it.
I'd rather fall than rise with you.

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we cant be united if you are in burgerland fren...

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It had begun. They push for more foreign workers, we are starting importing thousands of phillipinos and pajeets. God help us. They say we lack workers, but that is only true during summer in service sector and construction

My uncle told me about Filipino workers imported into Croatia.
I was like pic related.
But always remember, you brought it on yourselves.

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They will realize one day that the only stability is in the loving arms of Serbia.

atleast they are catholic

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now,now...you gotta let go of the hatred serbro,i thought us crofags were just catholic serbs,would you forsake your own kind...

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>It's never happening again.
>>Stop talking about it.
I swear to God, if you retarded Serb niggers start flirting with the Yugoslav idea again, I'll mass shoot the lot of you.
I. swear. to. God.

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Do you like being catholic?
I've always seen them as some satanist cult.

Who said anything about Yugoslavia? Multiculturalism is a failure.
>I'll mass shoot the lot of you.
I don't frequent the gay bars you go to. Good luck with that.

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Croats and Serbs are not white, maybe by your mutt standards

>t.pic related

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I thought Slovenes were just uppity Croats.

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*more uppity Croats

fuck serbs
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Serbs are cucks begging for your approval on their knees, you can take your cock out and piss in their faces.

>Croat goes to Serbia
>Gets treated like a God

>Serb goes to Croatia
>Gets his car smashed, threatened at knifepoint, beaten and still goes back to Croatia for more

FLAG

>I've always seen them as some satanist cult
Catholic Church is similar to orthodox, differance is in rite and power distribution/centralization

That's not even remotely true, how stupid are you?
Plus if Croat got his car smashed in Serbia you would use it to prove how Serbs act like niggers. According to your stone age logic Serbs can't win. Nice try, Albanofag.

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the slovenes are the purest of the europeans peoples...we should all fell honoured that we live so close to that last bastion of pure european blood...and dont you dare call them balkanniggers cause that just ignorant and not true at all...

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Well, we have the dubious honour of being the fastest shrinking country in the entire world. Rest of Balkans and Eastern Europe ate in decline as well, but we are by far the worst.

Yesterday the latest numbers were announced on the news and it looks like the country will be 2 million by 2100 most of which, if not all, descendants of our gypsy minority. The gyppos will become a majority and probably the only ethnicity in this territory. Whatever is left of actual Bulgarians will be melting away in foreign countries.

So yeah... gg no re

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If you drink rakija, you're part of the Balkans. Real simple.
Nice try šiptar.

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Just because its like that today, doesn't mean it'll continue until 2100.
You still have a chance to fuck more, Kamen

Quickly axchmed, your burek is burning!

To each his own. But the idea of having a robed faggot in a golden throne somewhere half the continent away as the infallible spiritual leader always made me uncomfortable.

Janez pls. Slovenia was the first place where I've seen men wear makeup openly and women having more testosterone.
I remember in front of a night club there was a fat polish drunk shouting at people and nobody did anything for hours.

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FAG

Maybe you were in Ljubljana, its full of pussy serb faggots

>If you drink rakija, you're part of the Balkans
sounds legit

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How are you faggots dealing with the heat?
I'm pretty sure I'm dying.

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Not as bad today, after the thunderstorm yesterday

Storms are bigger problem.
Operation storm pun not intended.

It's a self-fulfilling death spiral tho... a vicious circle. The more welfare money is given to gyppos the less there is for Bulgarian families to incentivise child birth. The result - even more gyppos sucking eve more welfare and even less Bulgarians. Repeating forever.

Without A/C there would be 30c in the house

I dont give a shit about you unless its splitting Bosnia

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>not having air condition

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>No u.
Sure showed me stable boy.

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Rain is the only relief we have from this damned heat
If it weren't for flood prone regions, I'd like to have them every other day
You gotta make more kids if you want more Bulgarians. Waiting for conditions to improve is a logical fallacy. There's no guarantee for that.

Oh I've got air conditioning.
I'd just rather die from overheating than pay that electrical bill.

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Based and restrikcijepilled.

>doesn't want to pay overpriced electrical bills
Yo thats not cool Ivan

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No one is making kids. No one cares. Everyone lives day to day thinking about the next bill due and smashing themselves in the club at the end of the week.

>Splitting
All of Bosnia belongs to the motherland

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>Everyone lives day to day thinking about the next bill due and smashing themselves in the club at the end of the week.
Literally Serbia

get a glock in serbia and do something about it user

>idea of having a robed faggot in a golden throne somewhere half the continent away as the infallible spiritual leader always made me uncomfortable.
in contrast to having robed faggot in a golden throne in your country?

>All of Bosnia belongs to the motherland
I dont want shitskins in my comfy motherland u fucking globalist

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Ja ne znam, je l' ima još neka retardirana država koja koristi ovaj usrani sistem crvene zone za električnu potrošnju?
Jebala me hidroelektrana Đerdap posred bulje kad mora da se tuširam 3 puta dnevno leti zato što ne uključujem klimu.

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I said Bosnia not Bosniaks

>not having 100+ hamsters spinning their wheels connected to generator

itt pissed serbshits enjoining summer in their landlocked hellhole

Good luck deporting all the shitskins user

Well obviously you genocide the shitskins first. Disgraceful post user.

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Don't worry about it, buddy. The country will collapse long before we fall down to 2 mil.

Who mentioned deporting?

Get a fan. Pic related. Works great and is cheap. I have my on right now.

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well then ,be a jew and cook

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Based

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>Ja ne znam, je l' ima još neka retardirana država koja koristi ovaj usrani sistem crvene zone za električnu potrošnju?
Verovatno i u Bosni ja mislim

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isn't a bit hot for a kalorifer?

bogotac

Migrants are flooding us. What do we do

It's good conditioning for when the Germans come again. They'll throw my ass in the oven, I'll get a nice tan.
I'm not paying a Goddamned single dinar to combat heat. I'm too much of a Jew for that. I'd rather stink of sweat, plus bitches love it when you smell like sweat. Man musk is a natural aphrodisiac for them.

You have to go back.

in contrast to having robed faggot in a golden throne in your country?
Even if it was that it would be better.
Pic related is our late Patriarch Pavle riding public transport. There are no golden thrones. The patriarch isn't infallible. And most importantly nobody is kissing the feet of African invaders.

Surround yourselves with men of quality anons.

user what ethnicity are you asking for a friend btw

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Forgot the fucking pic like a retard I am.

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Feed them to the pigs.

Watch out for trucks of peace

close the fucking border it's that simple. But no, your country cannot agree on anything even though all 3 people hate those immigrants
>nobody is kissing the feet of African invaders.
there is huge opposition to Pope Francis inside Church, our bishops are in opposition, he may be deposed soon

Is Merkel still shaking?

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>It's good conditioning for when the Germans come again. They'll throw my ass in the oven, I'll get a nice tan
nice forward thinking user,always knew you serbs were crafty motherfuckers

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Don't worry guys, i'm here. Now that all of us Balkan nations are gathered here we can finally begin political discourse.

Cajke are pleb tier for anyone. Also Iw been to Belgrade like 15y ago wearing Croatian checker shirt all day and all I got is few unoriginal your Zvijezda fan jokes and couple of mean looks. Just dont be an asshole and your generally ok anywhere. Some taxi cigan did rip me off though, but the fare was so cheap anyway that I laughed at his face and gave him double alto go get a life making 2 serb women in taxi instantly wet. City looks like shit though, poorfags everywhere.

t.mutt educational system

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Roof Koreans, best Koreans.

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Not in the Balkans but it feels like thats where it belongs.

You can eve say your ustasa tier nationalist if you do it in normal way and genuinely with a group of normal people. They would reply back they are also nationalists as well. Had better raport with them then those fake wannabe fag europe modernist youth.

>he may be deposed soon
Good luck with that bro. He is an embarrassment.

>it feels like thats where it belongs
We already have Auts on our borders mate we dont need more of (((them)))

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send qt NK army waifus

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Here you are mate, only the purest for you.

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why cant everyone get along
my mother is albanian russian and my father is serbian croatian
Everyone has nice culture and nice food lets all be friends and give muslims and turks the boot out of europe!

Daily Reminder that this is the borders we aim for

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Technically when the Soviet Union and Yugoslavia existed we were only 2 countries apart. Soviet Union and Romania or Hungary. So in spirit north Korea is Balkan.

based

Literally Kosovars.
Kosovars go back to Albania and Serbia should be fine with you guys.

>give muslims and turks the boot out of europe!
That would eliminate half of your nation. Not that I am complaining.

Welcome brother. Every day our chetchink army grows.

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post bosnian turbofolk pls, serbian too is ok.