I move to LA in a week how fucked am I

I move to LA in a week how fucked am I
6'6, 250lbs straight white male

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stfu you just wanted to enjoy techno and raves.

I hate techo music and raves

You were born to be a

STARRRRRRR

you'll be balls deep in trap-pusy within hours

Sounds good, how long does the state mandated girlfriends take to arrive?

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This should explain everything in a few minutes.
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Sorry you are moving there.

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>6'6"
Fuck off lanklet

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Thanks, good thing I got oil money

Why if you have money, would you want to live in LA? Go anywhere else.

You always want more money, there was an optetunity for me in la

You’ll be fine
Most people around you will be Mexican and you may see a few homeless
Otherwise you’ll be ok
Unless you have to drive in traffic lol

As long as you're not Israeli you'll be fine

I just bought a model s in anticipation of traffic, I'm also picking up one as a rental straight off lax

If that 250 is muscle then you'll be swimming in pussy by the end of the month but making gay porn by the end of six. Such is life in LA for the straight, white, tall, muscular man.

If it's not muscle mass, then you'll straight to hairy bear gay gangbang porn. Such is life in LA for the straight, white, tall, out of shape man.

Does it sound like mexico and look like africa?

you the minority now white boi!!!!!!

welcome to California!!!!!!

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housing market's bubble is starting to burst. everyone is leaving.
The people moving are people who were vital to the local economy. There's fewer people moving to LA to be part of Hollywood. Instagram & Infleuncers motivate people to be more regional to small , growing cities.
might as well be moving to Detroit in 2006

You’ll need a Lamborghini or a Bentley. A half ounce of coke on call. A taste for Dom Perignon, and be able to give them an allowance.
I had a Persian friend when I lived there who spent about a grand a day. Women didn’t like him at all. He had more than the list I made. Good luck. You’re going to hate people more than you can currently conceive in one year. I don’t envy you.

Thanks user, anyways I'll get laid

this is a very convoluted suicide

Coke and weed will lubricate the pussy juice

Ya he'll be shot by a nigger or stabbed by a spic within the month

You won't survive you fat piece of shit.

LA and most of california has a MAJOR HIV/AIDS problem.
be very careful unless u have a death with