Ayy here

Alien here AMA

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Sup hommie

Get out, we are full

Stop being gay you got kebab to remove

Earth is full, fuck off

will you remove kebab?

Sharpie in pooper

Fuck off space nigger, we're full.

nigger

>israel

Do you like anal?

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Ayys are the niggers of space and tongue my anus

>murka

Why did you probe my anus faggot?

What are you doing in Serbia?

Post pic with timestamp or GTFO

Can you make jews disappear?
We can give you some water or coal.

can you space zzap all the asian people

gib ayy waifu

spbp

Sup
Fuck you
Bitch nigger
Fuck you
I eat kebab
Eat shit
Fuck you
Fuck you
No bitch nigger
No bitch nigger
Its got kebab to eat
I posted the pic
We arent racist like you dumb humans
Fuck you
Fuck you bitch nigger

Beat it kid, this is a Rigelian system

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>ayy
>serbian flag
holy shit Serbia stepped their shit up

Well this was fun

I would be genuinely satisfied if this was the first real dialog between humans and non terrestrial beings.

ET, GO HOME

>We arent racist like you dumb humans
>bluepilled ayys
I suspected that. Do you work for the US government, space nigger?

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even people who are bluepilled can be racist

Please post more pictures of yourself, apparently nobody believes you here.

>We arent racist like you dumb humans
So you mean all humans. If you mean just whites then you're implying that whites are the only humans.
Did you think of that space nigger?

Kind of, yeah, the space nigger is apparently a kike lover though, who else would want to shield kikes.

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Tits or GTFO

Grey aliens are le 56% ayy. They’ve gotta go.

Will you take Somali refugees in your Planet?

what if dinosaurs were pink like this?

that would be so lame

Why the butthole?

might be a LARP, but ill bite anyway. how is your civilization doing? are you using other planets as means to get resources? have you achieved that peacefully or by conquering? what would happen to our planet if you lads would come here? your thoughts on the human race? any possible cooperation between us? are there any other ayy types that we dont know about? whats the closest system to us that has sentient thinking beings?

Great, another bunch of aliens without visas or greencards.
Here for the welfare, no doubt.
I've read you all like to sodomize humans. So you will fit right in with the Muslims and niggers. Welcome to America.

There is a good chance some of them were pink like this, pic related.

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Show us ya dick

How do we get FTL technology?
Got quick mafs?

Damn, look at the package on that thing. Gotta be at least a foot long dong there.

ice is coming for you, nigga!

We aliens can take our dicks on and off its good because they are always erect we take them off in stealth missions and in combat.Kinda similiar to pic related but i cant show you mine it would reveal too much.

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>serbian flag
since you are so close, would you like to come by my place? I'll buy you a beer and have frendly time. I want you to take for a tour with your spaceship (nohomo)

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Have you fully become a shitposting neet on human internet and do your superiors know that you blew all your budget on anime figurines?

Ayyy bobs and vagene, or gtfo. You know the rules, you grey faggot.

>ice is coming for you, nigga!

Now that we have the Space Force maybe we should organize the Colonial Marines.

>not racist
>nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger etc
My sides

Do you like it here better than Mexico?

What was your favorite flavor of Tropical Sprite Remix?

this.

Impressive

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How come with all the swastikas on Earth you never drew one on the Moon?

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true redpill here. our timeline was taken over by ayys with timetravel and they go back and forth using AI tech to form our existence.

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Above when living, below the preservation.

Not really taken over when they been here all along

So wait, are there lady aliens?

If so, where are you from?

Whats the weather like there?

Any animals?