You haven't mowed the lawn in a week, user. We don't want to have to send the authorities to your house

I like tall grass too but this is gross

Got a warning citation for this just last week. Fucking busybody bitch code enforcer was parked outside my house the day after to see if I had done my part to keep the boomers happy.

Mowing your lawn is a meme. The lawn pictured is full of chemicals and contribute to the declines of valuable insects (food for higher creatures) and bees.

NATURE BAD!
NIGGERS GOOD!

Germans are worthless.

nigger

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nah mate, it's like compost below the top layer. All dry and dark

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I did this last year. I could overhear my neighbor's obese "disabled" wife calling it ugly one morning

Lawns are pointless
Why should I grow an inedible monoculture?
If you have the climate for it, grow lettuce, kale, spinach, wild garlic, swiss chard, cauliflower, beans, peas and turnips

I actually cut my grass just on one side and let it go wild near my idiot neighbor who weed wacks his dirt lawn (it got cut too low for years, now's it's becoming a dirt pile) so the tall grass blocks the view of his stupid face. It really bothers him, but I can do what I want in my city. Also code enforcement only cares if it's a safety issue, which is isn't.

One dominant species of foliage
Multicultural and diverse foliage

Looks pretty.

>ITT: lying faggots
none of you have enough money to own a house with a lawn

It's whatever would grow there.
needs more flowers

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>I'm poor so nobody can afford it.

>implying you can't both own a home and be poorfag from maintaining/paying for it

Hi Varg,
wheres your new channel?

Are you the asshole next door? Cut your grass moron.

>he doesn't let his yard grow wild and natural

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My scumbag neighbor does this all the time so I just cut his grass while doing mine. Just want you to know you're a total piece of shit user

Thanks for the content boys, I just hope the government doesnt kill my dog

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Why not a few small trees as view block?

dude its half dead, looks like sweden

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Imagine the ticks.

What a fag, I'd shoot my neighbor if he tried mowing more of my lawn than the one pass that borders his yard.

t. desperate apartment peasant

MARVEL at how I can have a chunk of nature called my front and back yards. Sometimes, (most of the time) things called "wild animals" spend time there and eat the grass, ivy, dandelions, blackberries; etc. Enjoy your apt. "lawn".

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No. My land is for nature. Enjoy your desolate shithole.

>Had money and credit once
>Got married, bought house
>Divorce raped
>tfw I'm a poorfag now but still have the house
It happens

That's 3 years worth of annuals growing, seeding and dying
the lizards and snakes eat them

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>yer a piece of shit!
>let me just trespass and alters the property of another without permission now..

I would simply fuck his wife while he is busy cutting my grass. Ultimate bull move.

I do both. It's a lot of work but that's why I do it, to keep me busy, I find it relaxing. I have sons too so the lawn isn't completely pointless

You live in an apartment

hahah
is this a real thing in the us??

sucks when our neighbor did this and he had an infestation of bugs and snakes spread from his yard

Not quite. In nicer neighborhoods if you don't maintain your shit you'll start getting visits from code enforcement cucks though.

>Why not a few small trees as view block?
The owner (the actual neighbor rents from him) is a MASSIVE asshole who thinks he has the right to dictate what I can have on my side and he whines like a bitch if any tree limbs go so much as an inch on his side, especially towards his house near his front lawn. A 7ft tall fence is coming, though, so fuck him. I got plenty of trees, but in that particular area, it's not worth my time and energy because of his brain-fuckness.

yes if you live under an association or some local gov laws mandate it for environmental or pest reasons

That pic is an example of an apartment lawn, nigger.

You wouldnt do shit tough guy

HOAs are run by nosy authoritarian boomers
>Your front lawn is 2 inches higher than neighborhood regulation!

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if you dont upkeep your property you are a nigger and shouldnt get fined, you should have your property given to an actual nigger

Literally free sheep hay.

And Btw why the fuck are you living in citys?
whar are you nigger or a 23 year old women who is complaining about coffe?
get back to nature, get back to being a man!

this site is filled with weklings that never shot a animal.

Yeah it's a bit aggressive on my part. Theres more to the story tho obviously

I wonder how much less pollution there'd be if no one mowed their lawns. I'm surprised liberals haven't banned this archaic practice.

My neighbor does the same shit, plants giant stupid trees along the property line and they start dumping shit all over my lawn and in my gutters. I just chop off the limbs that grow to my side. Should be illegal, probably is.

whats a HOA?

>I'd shoot my neighbor if he tried mowing more of my lawn
Yeah, that's not insane and excessive at all. A fence would be to peaceful and cheap in the long run; it's better to go to prison and never see a tree or anything other than Jerome's dick before he forces you to suck it or get shanked. Great idea.

Sounds awful. Good luck with him

I'm in a similar situation except we never actually got married, and she isn't trying to rape me with custody and support battles.
Stuck with the house while my job is over an hour away, but it's still cheaper than the alternative because I'm too lazy to move all my shit again.

>I'd shoot my neighbor if he tried mowing more of my lawn
Yeah, that's not insane and excessive at all. A fence would be too peaceful and cheap in the long run; it's better to go to prison and never see a tree or anything other than Jerome's dick before he forces you to suck it or get shanked. Great idea.

Not much difference mate.

Fuck off ayy lmaos

and are there laws in special places to have your yard looking a sertan way?

Yes, thank you. He also tries to steal bits of property by building his fence a tad over the line, so when his tenant is away, I'm going to beltsand the fuck out of it. ;)

Russian.

Tried to sell mine, then figured why bother and just stayed and refi'd. Gave the ex cunt all the tax returns for kids for a few years in exchange.

>what is satire
lurk more faggot

Why haven't you mowed the lawn for a week?

31 days since the last sun spot, its too cold for it to grow and yet its all burning away in the increased solar radiation. were all going to die of skin cancer.

Home owners association. It basically dictates how you maintain your property. Grass can't exceed a certain length, house must be painted a certain color, etc. All sort of regulations to keep low class people out of the neighborhood.
It's really unamerican to be honest. If you own a home you should be able to have it the way you want.

Mowing the lawn is yet another tool of enslavement that sheep following blindly, and agree that it is ok to do, just because they have been taught so.

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Home Owners Association
a lot of neighborhoods have agreements that you have to sigh if you want to buy a house in them.
Florida man

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Thinks the lawn meme is the crux of home ownership

T. Cave dweller
Get outside and get a tan. It'll do you some good.

meant for you
phonefagging from the kitchen i own, looking out at my 1/4 acre backyard pondering which height setting would be best for this season.

Endless rain desu

>neighbor puts house up for sale
>grow out grass and throw trash on the lawn
>buy a shitty car, leave it on blocks in the driveway
>buy neighbor's house for a steal
>cut grass, clean up trash, scrap car
>sell neighbor's house
>mfw 40% profit

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I got no problems pruning stuff that's at people level, but I told my other neighbor that cutting above a certain point was stupid because it's a tree and that hey look, you guys enjoy shade because of it down below where you park your cars. That neighbor took one look, smiled and said yeah, so he's cool. the other, though has long promised WWIII if I do the same on his side because he's a boomer piece of shit, who sterilized himself btw (my ex gabbed with his wife) with all the atrazine he used on his lawn, without gloves or anything.

undergrown post

>step 1: get a pack of bean seeds
>step 2: throw bean seeds in lawn
>step 3: watch magic beans grow
>step 4: your yard is now a garden
>step 5: harvest beans
>step 6: write your front yard off as a garden

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also reminder that grass is per pound the best converter of co2 on the planet. if we cut all the rain forest and replaced it all with cow fields the oxygen level would still rise even if you packed them full with cattle. The (((climatologist))) get money to spill actual lies. this poster is a huge dick sucking faggot.

do the home owners assosciation have any Power and where doe that Power come from??
in Finland we just have the angry old boomer down the street

I just took a break from Jow Forums to call code enforcement on my neighbor t. boomer

I feel your pain, fellow Florida man, it rains every day, then we get intense sunshine and the grass grows nearly 6 inches in a day.

>looking out at my 1/4 acre backyard pondering which height setting would be best for this season.
If you lack trees or other shade bringers, I'd let it get at least a foot tall until it goes to seed, then cut it and mulch it back into your lawn. Otherwise, unless you love chemicals and want to water literally all the time, the sun is going to burn the grass right down to the roots.

Good thing I don't live in a HOA community. It's a blessing really. Because if one such as myself lived in a HOA community. Probably would have went postal on the HOA leader. I'll do what I want inside and outside my house thank you. IF you don't like it. Well, fuck you and the kikey horse you rode in on.

im as brown as i can get as i water it daily, it is greening up nice((just bought the house in april, last owners were peices of shit that left their cat to die)))

the sun is gonna kill us all im telling you all now, why wont you listen? this isnt a meme.

>per pound
somehow I feel like the area required for those plants to grow is the more important factor here. per pound doesn't mean too much when area is such a limiting factor.

they can fine you and if you continue to not comply you can be sued for breach of contract.

It's like a carpet you can't get dirty and it's nice to stand on.
I'd argue that front lawns are pointless because who the fuck wants to have a BBQ out in the open where any bumfuck can walk up? I'd much much rather have a soundproofed extra room that extends almost to the road than have a useless front lawn.
Back yards are cool though, the more private the better, and yeah growing produce would be good.

It's It's more like certain neighborhoods or communities choose to be represented by an HOA from how I understand.
No one is ever required to buy or rent from an HOA, and if someone tried to enforce it on a property I already owned I would likely go absolutely scorched earth.

For what exact reason?

It's hell living next to boomers. I had this crazy boomer lady that I caught measuring my family's lawn with a tape measure and taking pictures to send to the county. We got so many fucking letters from the county telling us to mow the lawn or be taken to court because of that bitch.

But no that isn't all this bitch did. She also liked sneaking into the backyard and stealing fruit off the trees I planted and vegetables from my garden. When I was a kit I remember planting a pumpkin and having it disappear one day only to find it on her front porch later.

I replaced my lawn with a vegetable garden nigger. Suck my ass.

and how much room does a fucking tree take up. one pound of grass can be a square foot and it grows everywhere.

>and are there laws in special places to have your yard looking a sertan way?
Not "laws" but city/county codes. You're not breaking the law if you don't comply to where the police can come arrest you, but a code enforcement worker from the city can come issue you a citation/fine.

OK, in all the times neighbors have that problem, is there no fence? Does she climb your fence? I mean, just keep her the fuck out. Problem solved.

>toss wildflower seeds onto your lawn
>let them grow everywhere
>call it an "eco-lawn"
>code enforcers can't warn you for subjective tastes
>if anyone complains, accuse them of hating the environment

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I suppose as more and more people retreat into online escapism and smaller living spaces, oftentimes only needing one room, paying attention to the outside world makes less and less sense. I don't think the overgrown reclamation of land by nature is particularly ugly, but its an interesting demonstration of the schism between the older orderly boomers and the younger disorganized millennials.