TL;DR James Jameson, heir to the Jameson Irish Whiskey brand, while helping the Belgian government search for new land for the Belgian Congo, decided that he wanted to see someone be eaten by those cannibals he'd heard about. He talked to the famous slave trader, Tippu Tip, who offered him a ten-year-old girl for six handkerchiefs and pointed him in the right direction. Then, Jameson sketched the results as the cannibals actually did it, before retreating to his tent once they were done to apply watercolors. Belgium asked people to not do things like that anymore, and he died of a disease shortly after the event. Somehow, even though the slave trader knew what Jameson wanted and the cannibals didn't even hesitate to take him up on the offer, this is all Jameson's fault. So... is Jameson Whiskey based, or extremely based?
Well he did give them a free meal I suppose. Did that help turn Africa into a continent of beggars though. The natives now excpect whitey to provide gibs. Surely that is a form of unforgivable evil.
Michael Miller
>paying cannibals to do what they would have done for free
Waste
Henry Sanchez
>So... is Jameson Whiskey based, or extremely based? >letting black bvlls eat your dinner >sketching it to fap to later This is one of the most cucked anecdotes I’ve ever read.
It's like slipping on a banana peel. You don't pay attention and suddenly there's a painting of some niggers eating someone in your handkerchief pocket
Jonathan Peterson
I wouldn't have paid more than 4 handkerchiefs for that girl.
Ayden Brown
Is he fucking the over 20 lbs of pussy and ass in the bottom left corner?
Matthew Gray
There are no words
Brandon Thompson
That was my first thought, too, but no, I think he's carrying off the head. Somewhere you can find the affidavit that a translator wrote about the event, which goes into a bit more detail.
Ryder James
They just ate her raw like that? Wow, niggers really are animals
Sebastian Harris
>not even adding spices How ironic
Thomas Bailey
Sounds like it's more the fault of the cannibals and their ignorant nigger savagery.
Jayden Ward
Was it...spicy ?
Aaron Hill
Big titties for a 10 year old
Jace Reed
Yikes! Both you darkies and whities are disgusting!
I remember watching discovery channel on some African niggers once. They was eating the asshole out of a dead pig. Apparently they thought the asshole was the tastiest bit. Nigs intentionally open her bowels to flavor the meat.
Easton Perez
Did he fuck her first? Or maybe after?
Zachary Campbell
But weathly people definitely don't do things like that today. Not a chance. Only people with tinfoil hats could think so.
This is why you don’t feed the animals. We’re still feeding them to this day.
Austin Wood
Tbh pretty much all tribes eat raw meat. A lot of Europeans ate raw meat only like 100 years ago. Actual cooked food for all meat is pretty new. I remember watching a doc about 1930 bodybuilding and a lot of the body builders only ate raw meat organs and eggs. Same with the guys who would do those carnival strength acts where they would hold a lady sitting In a chair up with their teeth.
Adam Hill
The African preys on the African American.
Thomas Morales
>famous slave trader tippu tip
DAMN FUCKING WHITEY SLAVIN AH BROTHAZ N SHIIET
Benjamin Myers
At least it's not raw
Aaron Johnson
Why do all american niggers today overcook their meat and refuse to eat it if there is any pink left? How did this happen?
Cooper Perry
>James Jameson used his power and privilege to do the unspeakable - and get away with it.
Think it's more likely that he got away with it because he died almost immediately afterwards, before anyone could have even written him a scolding letter.
