The consumate bullshit artist

kek. still watching the rogan podcast.
>muh wife thought i was having an affair because i couldn't tell her about my super secret work
nah bro. your immediate family will always know the generalities of your work. you just cant give them the details. dude has clearly never had a TS clearance.

offer still stands. $10k to the 1st person to provide evidence bob lazar's claims are true and authentic .

Flying teapot, Jupiter??? Dickhead.
Just KYS.

the least important part about this is his education what clerance he had fuk it even his credibility

alien tech or human tech thats essentially alien thats what this should be about

Do you have proof that there's not s teapot flying around Jupiter??? Do you even have a undergrad degree? How can you be this stupid?

>i don't have a copy of my birth certificate here at the moment, that doesn't mean i wasn't born.
but the truth is you could obtain a birth certificate if you wanted. you could also hunt down records of every place you've ever lived in the event that the government was trying to erase you. everyone has an extensive paper trail except apparently this lazer character, who cant prove he was at MIT when he said he was.

Fuck off, kid. There is no god or devil

>nah bro. your immediate family will always know the generalities of your work.
what a remarkably dumb thing to believe. and to openly state it in public? remarkable.

>dude has clearly never had a TS clearance.
he had Q clearance (equivalent to Top Secret) from the DoE as he was a civilian and not military while at LANL.

the dogshit i stood in a few days ago has more importance in my life than your entire bloodline ending. run along little boy, nobody care about you our your shithole country.

shills?

bruh, the sliding on these threads is harder then any sliding done during to 2016 election. if anyone is a shill, it is you.

anyone not a shill, would just leave it be and see where it goes and where to develops

> muh worked at Los Alamos with proof as an engineer

> muh gave proof of element 151 to George Knapp, an otherwise nationally acclaimed journalist

> literally footage everywhere of the chamber test where the element bended light around it. Bended, not re-directed like a mirror. The light fucking bent around the thing.

> same story for 30 years

> DoD footage of UFO’s seems to co-oberate what he said 30 years ago about the craft

> he understands how they work, but not why. They create an artificial gravity field just in front of the craft, which the craft falls toward (gravity). This is how it works.

see that's what i get out of it, the DoD/Navy were just looking for people who thought outside the box and here's this kid that edward teller know that build rocket cars so maybe let him look at it and see if he sees something we don't.

>guy offers claims that are incredible but unverifiable
>guy also offers claims that are verifiable
his verifiable claims cannot be verified, so what does that say about his credibility? just give us a gas bill from the time he was living around MIT. or get records from state registrations and taxes. it's easy but he can't do it because he was never at MIT.

t. midwit

Another faggot.
An endless supply of diarrhoea prose.
>alieuuums are real
I'm going to fly back home and track you down cunt then stab you and donate you to the kebab shop.
How would like that????!
I'm probably one of the oldest on this board you fuck spastic society volunteer worker.

bob also could if he wished to do so. he's also been asked about it 4 times during polygraphs and passed them all. but i have no doubts at all passing 4 polygraph tests means nothing to the spergs in here.

thats why it works not how

same vague story for 30 years
its actually not that the same at all
incredibly precise about anything to do with s4
incredibly vague about any of the alien shit

>leaf says dumb shit.
imagine my shock.

I want to be very clear about what I posted above. I think many people are missing a piece of information about the element 151 part of Bob’s story.

George Knapp claims emphatically that Bob stole 151, and showed it to George personally and proved it. The chamber test also proves it. It is heavily implied Bob hid the 151, or destroyed it at some point so the govt did not kill him.

George is adamant though that Bob had it, which is why Joe Rogaine don’t press him too hard on it because he has multiple credible witnesses to it, and also a credible story of why he doesn’t show it off anymore.

so let me make something simple and clear to you
>this story is about alein shit
>u wont beleave the alein shit even if the other shit is true
>he would have to prove the alien shit
>ur focusing on non alien shit
>say he proved it tomorrow it would change nothing

I've watched Joe Rogan's Podcast and the documentary. While Bob Lazar reeks of Fraud, the other people around him, especially Knapp, seem a lot more credible which gave me pause. The director of the Shitflix Docu, was just a bearded new age weirdo, so I didn't think too much about.

I dug my nose into the matter a few years ago before I got infected with schizo, but I think lazar is compared to other stories, like Phil Schneider, the most convincing; I'm not saying he is telling the truth.

I'd like to be naive and believe the Us government has somewhere Alien crafts locked up and only looks at them every few years to give new guys a run at it, but my inner pessimist basically just thinks that the US government is hilariously incompetent and so are private contractors. The UFO phgenomenom might be real and we're finally waking up to the fact that things go through the sky we can't explain and might just be just atmospheric phenomenons that happen naturally but we can't explain them.

Never heard of the guy but I'm guessing that's his IQ.

something is clearly up with his before s4 timeline
it would seem to me with what i have heard him say he has proven he worked at s4

his wife and her entire family and all her friends would have been interviewed extensively for a mere TS clearance. it's not like she wouldn't know he was working on secret stuff but this bob lazer guy is acting like his wife had no clue his work was secret. BIG RED FLAG.

But muh christianity is 100% true!

Aliens are real. They’re what the Jews are.

> trust me goy I now exactly how top secret clearances work

People like you look so homosexual over the internet it is unreal

you're dumber than dogshit, please fuck off.

>muh 115
LOL. They even dedicated a recent "Ancient Aliens" episode to element 115, just because Bob Lazar had mentioned it. They frankly admitted that there's no such thing in nature as its atoms split themselves as soon as they are created. But maybe aliums can defy the laws of physics and somehow make it "more stable"?

It's so tiresome.
I saw posts on here the other day praising Corey Goode.
I think I might fuck off to spastic chan; the quality here is getting worse.
It's all zoomer kids, or Q boomers, JIDF and discord trannies, taking through up the muck and shit.
I want a fucking Politically incorrect the 'Jasons' board cloned from 4chins.

Cringe

If you can’t see through these guys bullshit you’re literally retarded. It is immediately obvious they can’t handle any question that takes them off script.

literally who

He claims that the Soviet Union was invited to look at top secret crashed alien craft they were flight testing and analyzing.

There. Give me $10k.

It's Jeffrey Dahmer
He killed because of Ayyys.

Quite literally Neanderthal descendants...

youtube.com/watch?v=IL_c8PzRa8M

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"The gov erased my whole history!" Is a trick boomers used to trick other boomers for decades. The gov doesnt erase anything. They couldnt even if they wanted to. Why do people believe this?

If you look at his body language how he tries to remember stuff, you can see he's telling the truth (or at least believes it happened).

Those of you thinking a migraine, or having trouble remembering stuff is a sign of lying should tape yourself being asked random things about your past and examine it.

I'd be more suspicious if he was clear on all the answers, or seemed to have all the answers.

His reactions are genuine, when he is reminded of the parts that excited him you see the excitement on his face, and when you hear him talk about wishing he hadn't opened up about it, you see genuine regret.

Scratching your face doesn't make you a liar and most of you skeptics think you're an FBI interrogater.

Do you have a fetish for canine faeces or something? I bet you're fat.

Like Obama.
Also, who the fuck is this guy

Joe Rogan is an establishment mouth piece and his handlers control his content.
The spike in alien/UFO interest is probably generated to deflect attention from other topics such as the sex cult trial and war with Iran.

Hello, I'm a nigerian prince and I need your help.

Is he lying? Or is the ayy state lying? Well, here's examples of the ayy states lies.
youtube.com/watch?v=E499CpRltBY

>believing a guy that says his wife didnt know he was working on secret government work
>believing a guy that cant even say how old he was when he learned that the US government had alien technology

bob didn't even graduate community college you fucktard

His body sings with him! Wonder if the Bombard Body Language gal will do a video

he is very precise about s4 he is very vauge about the things he worked on

I saw that on an episode of McGuyver...

he never openly talks about what he worked on he is very excited to openly talk about what might be going on or his thoughts on aliens or how people might react to super tech

or maybe a guy that makes extraordinary claims should be able to prove basic facts about his life before everyone believes in aliens. if he wasn't a proven liar this would be much more believable.

Hey! Maybe if I talk like this, use exclamation points, and make off the wall unrelated claims instead of a counter-argument, I'll look smarter!

Whys that other guy so defensive the whole time? This is literally a commercial for their netflix movie

Arse. I worked at a hotel ten years back upon leaving skewl and I remember fuck all except we got free meals from the carvary on nightshift.

ye but bob remembers in perfect detail all about the hotel the doors the windows the smells the air
ts so fuzzy when he talks about what he actualy did tho
also im sorry fren if u seen some next level mind blowing tech that u cannot properly comprehend its guna leave a bigger impression than ur shitty job

Did you even watch the thing? That weird bearded guy was just some hyped alien buff. He was defensive because his suggestion about the aliens being creations themselves was shot down by Joe. Honestly he shouldn't have came, but yes he was more about his documentary.

Bob on the other hand was genuine. And I think he's been dragged out of hiding again because maybe he feels today is little more of an accepting environment then when he first came out.

I also believe his claims about not wanting the attention or any money.

Again, be skeptic. I go on how much I believe a person based on how they talk and act. It's one thing I've always been able to get right. Does that mean he's telling the truth? No, it just means he'd be one hell of a liar.

Those claiming to be able to detect his lying are full of it. He's too good. Mis remembering or not going into specifics is not signs of lying. I have huge parts of my life I only remember bits and pieces of. You don't generally think to commit everything you do to memory

what if the claims are true but the basic facts got him the job

"In the 80's we thought Gravitons create Gravity"
1916: Einstein predicts Gravitational waves

im sorry you are wrong in the interview he seemed full of shit
im not saying he is im saying it was a bad interview and he seemed full of shit
you somehow think that the most important thing to ever happen in human history fades from memory and you just let it

ITS THE MIGRAINS GUYZZZZ

I could have seen things beyond mortal comprehension in that hotel, maybe that's why it's all hazy
Wasn't shit either, dated one of the maids with torpedo tits, you only got those at the pinnacle of a girls blooming.
Fuck I loved those tits, never had a pair like them again. Every set i get now sag, or have stray hairs or pimples.

lmao ye bob forgot about the tits fren

I think as humans we have things that stand out to us more than others. I think I'm a feel guy and tend to remember the way a place feels in my memory rather than the details.

I remember exciting times going fishing with my dad just 15 years ago and I don't remember a single thing we talked about. But I could tell you what the weather looked like, what the river sounded like, and I remember what how it smelled.

I'm saying that we tend to focus on details that we want. Even when working. When I'm at work I'm thinking about what I want to do when I get off. Maybe he thought constantly about how to prove it or show his friends.

His days were probably extremely uneventful and the tests were similar and redundant. Again he says there was nothing he could do. He knew he was there as just another guy to take a crack at it. He also was not there on a day to day basis and was called as needed.

Who even is this and why should I give a shit.

Take your meds schizo

sure shill

so you focus on the plane the bus the walls rather than the alien spaceship im sory basic psychoanalysis dos not work here you would write it down if you had any incling it faded also
bob is a physicist detail oriented and evidence based are normally characteristics
he is not just remembering thigs he remembers their are huge gaps in the story he can describe perfectly s4 and the process of getting their but hardly anything consistently about what he did there

I'd give you evidence but this migraine is really kicking in right now and I've lost track of my bullshit....I mean, what i was saying.

>do you have proof he did not attend MIT?

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He spoke so much, but said so little.

Also his analogies are very genuine and sound something someone would have thinking about under this situation. He knew of one guy dying trying to cut one open and he probably thought about the repercussions of humanity possessing something like this. His analogy about sending a reactor back in time and people dying of radiation when opening it was brilliant. That's somebody who had some fear of his current situation to the point he dwelled on it. Again, subtle things like this tell more than you think. A liar generally won't have meta lies to cover his ass.

so true

>$10k to the 1st person to provide evidence bob lazar is a fraud.

$10k to the 1st person to provide evidence Bob Lazar ISN'T a fraud.

>put wheels on a jet with a shitty "car" frame
>wow very smart man, have him work at our secret base with unrestricted access to all of our documents

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Schools erase records all the time.
My highschool erased my records at least 3 times that I know of.

>EU cope that the US military or CIA or whatever the fuck alphabet soup body is incompetent
Cute space program you got EUfag

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ok let me stop you
>why people are eating this up is beyond me
>he talks about implications and possibilitys also ridiculous allegory's rather than his own experiences and fact
>that is the trait of a liar
you can easily account for changes in how u think or feel about something overtime but the facts cannot change he barely talks about the facts

>Cringe
worthless cunt.

6'2'' about 88kgs

>more dribbling
there you go again proving yourself to be an imbecile. well done.

>thinking your shitty high school and MIT are even remotely comparable

>proving a negative position
Okay,Bongistani...you can keep your 10k,
Fact patterns matter when you are actually using deductive reasoning.
Lazarbeam has done NOTHING but flap his gums...over here that doesn't count as evidence.
PS youre a faggot for trying to "bet" a bunch of autists on a paper kite enthusiast forum

what did you think about his tesla comments?

This podcast is pretty entertaining. The dude has a consistent, detailed story, even if it's bullshit. He speaks so matter of factly about details and minutae that this is either very well rehearsed or true.
I'm gravitating towards very well rehearsed, but that's because I don't trust anyone lel

if a kilogram is anything like a pound, you keed to gain some weight buddy.

no you have been tricked the story is consistent untill its about et shit ,the matter of fact minutia dissaperas as soon as et shit comes up

I'll keep that in mind as I continue listening. Like I said, I'm skeptical.

THE MIGRAINS GUYZZZ

i wasnt untill i seen this tbqh

In regards to the wireless electricity specifically or in general? Honestly I don't even remember most of that. I think that beard guy was annoying me so I skipped some bits. I'll be rewatching some parts again later

its a part where you anaylsis would work specifically how he things the goverment was correct in destroying teslas life

He's a literal who on a stoner podcast. The fact you glow niggers need to point out the flaws in his story only add to his credibility.

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beard and joe ransaked the process but if you notice beard guy always wanted thoughts and opinions rather than facts unless it was a non et fact ie hand scanners