Brit/pol/ - maddie edition

>MADDIE 'BREAKTHROUGH' Madeleine McCann cops ‘close-in on new prime suspect’ in Portugal
thesun.co.uk/news/9349823/madeleine-mccann-prime-suspect-portugal/

>Tory leadership: Johnson and Hunt making pitch to be PM
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48728265

>Boris Johnson refuses to answer questions over row with partner
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48731774

>Sadiq Khan hits back at Trump, calling him 'six-foot-three child'
theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/22/sadiq-khan-hits-back-at-donald-trump-calling-him-six-foot-three-child

>Magaluf bloodbath as four Brits stabbed on party strip with suspect led away in cuffs
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/787189/Four-Brits-stabbed-in-Magaluf-fight

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twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1142462197701984256?s=19
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So when’s a Brexit???

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Ngubu for PM

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THREAD THEME
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The Official Cheese this Thread is Sussex Charmer.
Thankyou.

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>maddie
all the evidence points to the parents its a wonder how they got away with it

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Cos fuck eddie

#
>Says that fat cunt who does a runner from the thread when he gets btfo

pantheraarmory.wordpress.com/2016/12/01/assault-rifle-vs-battle-rifle-whats-the-difference/

>cunny edition

delet this

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I bet it is an immigrant shitskin

for old people and probably northerners
>green

>teen

ooh nice i've used that a few times

More appropriate theme

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFuUaCe8eY

I'm a Wrights fan myself, very long lasting soap with minimal dropping risk, only thing is it can dry out your skin somewhat.

>dude parents shouldn't be allowed to direct their childrens' moral education
>*immense applause*

Holy shit please someone end the tory party

twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1142462197701984256?s=19

new poll

Wales independence referendum

Pro independence: 41% (+8)
Against independence: 59% (-8)

>At Eton, there are dozens of organisations known as 'societies', in many of which pupils come together to discuss a particular topic or to listen to a lecture, presided over by a senior pupil, and often including a guest speaker. At any one time there are about fifty societies and clubs in existence, catering for a wide range of interests and largely run by boys.

>Societies tend to come and go, depending on the special enthusiasms of the masters and boys in the school at the time, but some have been in existence for many years. Those in existence at present include: Aeronautical, African, Alexander Cozens (Art), Amnesty, Archeological, Architectural, Astronomy, Banks (conservation), Caledonian, Cheese, Classical, Comedy, Cosmopolitan, Debating, Design, Entrepreneurship, Francophone, Geographical, Geopolitical, Henry Fielding, Hispanic, History, Keynes (economics), Law, Literary, Mathematical, Medical, Middle Eastern, Model United Nations, Modern Languages, Oriental, Orwell (left-wing), Simeon (Christian), Parry (music), Photographic, Political, Praed (poetry), Rock (music), Rous (equestrian), Salisbury (diplomatic), Savile (Rare Books and Manuscripts), Shelley, Scientific, Sports, Tech Club, Theatre, Wellington (military), Wine and Wotton's (philosophy).

tfw no school Cheese Society

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lol i watched that program it was on tuesday, she was fucking hideous and lazy as fuck and most of her punters were black guys

Every white remoaner should be kicked out and replaced with BASED black brexiters

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at least 20% is confusing the question for brexit

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I don't know if it gets you any cleaner than other soaps, but you certainly feel and smell cleaner

>cheese society
let's start our own lad

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>comprehensive education took this from me

seething desu

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it's cos it's made of tallow, it's a soap for real men.

Pay up racists
>Theresa May reveals plans for permanent Windrush memorial as Sadiq Khan announces legal funding for families
inews.co.uk/news/theresa-may-reveals-plans-for-permanent-windrush-memorial-as-sadiq-khan-announces-legal-funding-for-families/

100% this also cehcekd

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It is unlikely that trip shit is coming back. Maybe he actually accepted the other trips job offer after all.

I would unironically attend such a thing, to taste and discuss different cheeses, perhaps using one of those hollow corkscrew-type things. It would also be the perfect front for underground right-wing activity, given the lack of interest in cheese from the wogs (other than squeaky tasteless paneer)

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genuinely hadn't head of the term "windrush" prior to the home office story

Checked and truth

>immigrant shitskin

How dare you! We are not shitskins

tandoori paneer is bangin m8

let's turn cheese into a dogwhistle

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>no anime club

Saturday Evening Scat
youtube.com/watch?v=PUpP5EyCyZA

>fathered a love child

genuinely an immoral degenerate, hope he gets gassed

Yeah this is a better pic. Fucking middle class white cuck.

do you not like middle class white?

What happened with Bojo's gf? Is it actually a big deal?

>>no anime club
That's why they've produced 19 Prime Ministers

you are(since you are an immigrant), portuguese people aren't.

Stupid racist

No it isn't, they had a row and shouted at one another, big fucking deal

and look where we are now

>YOU STUPID BITCH WHY COULDN'T YOU DELAY YOUR COMPLAINING FOR A FEW FUCKING WEEKS

Somebody on R4 is complaining that Toy Story 4 is "gendered heteronormatively". Thank fuck for that.

why are people making a big deal over it?

he's going to fuck up again though like he always does and it will be Farage Vs Hunt

Dirt against Boris.

Is don't like middle class white remainians

Because the bankers the bonuses, if a politician the media don't like farts loudly it's a massive deal

don't see how it's dirt. saw two people arguing today down the HS. big deal

Based soap used on the Lolita express
youtube.com/watch?v=XLibirXsrkg

If it's not a Podesta then it's fake

>Model United Nations
what do they do exactly?

They are clutching at everything they can now.

do people really care about this windrush thing so much?

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Pretend to be foreigners and LARP as the UN, we did something similar at school

I didn't know flava flav was british

You think Chester Bennington was his son?

Life. On. Easy. Mode.

This better be some insane mastermind who brings down nations, the amount of time they spent on that little bitch and her lying parents

Haha! Time to wind Khan up even further.

“I’m not touching you, you can’t get angry, not touching, not touching, not touching”

Get bossed around by the model knesset

>case forgotten for years
>everyone start pointing out Podestas
>breakthrough!
>cops close-in!
>new suspect!
just fucking exterminate liberals already

>Pop: officially known as "Eton Society", a highly glamourous high-status elite society comprising the most popular, well-regarded, confident and able senior boys. It is thus truly an elite within an elite. It is a driving ambition of many capable Eton schoolboys to be elected to Pop, and many high-performers who are refused entry to this elite consider their careers at Eton a failure. Boris Johnson was a member of Pop, whilst David Cameron (unlike his elder brother Alexander) failed to be elected, a fact which possibly fed their later political rivalry. Over the years its power and privileges have grown. Pop is the oldest self-electing society at Eton. The rules were altered in 1987 and again in 2005 so that the new intake are not elected solely by the existing year and a committee of masters. Members of Pop wear white and black houndstooth-checked trousers, a starched stick-up collar and white bow-tie, and are entitled to wear flamboyant waistcoats, often of their own design. Historically, only members of Pop were entitled to furl their umbrellas or sit on the wall on the Long Walk, in front of the main building. However, this tradition has died out. They perform roles at many of the routine events of the school year, including School Plays, parents' evenings and other official events, and generally maintain order. Notable ex-members of Pop include Prince William, Duke of Cambridge; Eddie Redmayne; and Boris Johnson.

tfw not elected to Pop

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He threated to start using prime ministerial powers on her if she didnt take it up the bonus tunnel.

Brexit BTFO

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LOOOOOOOOOL

Did you forget you're a fucking dick licking faggot?

You have a better chance of walking to the moon than exterminating liberals. One of us equals 50 of you.

Fat, stupid, slow, weak, cowardly FAGGOT Trumpcunt BITCH.

LOOOOOOL.

Eat cock you fucking conservative loser!!!

Sounds like the botters club tbqh.

Faggot Trump for you dick licking queers.

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yeah she's buried under a guys driveway, ask podesta

Fat fucking faggot loser asshole Trump!

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But whats the percentage of fat cunts who dont know what a battle rifle is?

...

Bitch Ass Trump. Cum eating whore! Eat cock you FAG MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

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My school had silly clubs too.

Are you drinking tonight

What the fuck are you oestrogen spiking about now

Sir, you know this brit/pol/ right?

>Doesn't go to war with Iran
Guy's based

This

*shags your MP*

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*bashes your flake*

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I agree, when I heard about him ordering the planes to turn back after hearing that 150 Iranians were going to be killed I was oddly moved. By accident, the burgers seem to have a good and kind man as President, almost for the first time, yet they call him Hitler.

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Watch Nogs

>hurr a ak47 it be a battle rifle

Why cant you answer a simple question? Does being a weaponlet embarras you?

>By accident, the burgers seem to have a good and kind man as President, almost for the first time, yet they call him Hitler.
It's because they're idiots. Hillary would have just said "lol bomb them"

is it?

>bash a flake
>flakes are brown

*accuses you of racism*

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And then they gave him shit for saying there was noone in the drone, as if he obv wasnt saying its not worth 150 lives.

why are our aristocracy such immense faggots

theyre fr*nch