NASA Rover on Mars Detects Puff of Gas That Hints at Possibility of Life

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NASA is fucking desperate for attention, so every time they need money, they say "LOOK LOOK LOOK SOMETHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY MAYBE HAVE A HINT OF A CHANCE OF A SLIVER OF A POSSIBILITY THAT MAYBE THERE IS AN INDICATOR OF SUSPECTED AYY LMAOS" and then it turns out to be fucking nothing or shit we already know (how many times have they "discovered" water?)

Have you noticed NASA never provides any actual benefits to mankind? It's basically just a photo gallery. Oh and fear mongering over fake cataclysmic phenomena.

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It's swamp gas, nothing more

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LMAO

Can't help it user. I have a mutant ability to drive people away and I need to tell someone. I need to get hired by glowniggers to kill threads on here.

nasa.gov/mission_pages/msl/multimedia/pia16204.html

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>Mars Rover

That thing's still operational?

Tons of money and engineering power to drive through ayylmao poots.

It probably came from Uranus!

space.com/uranus-rings-warm-glow.html

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>Find sentient life on other planet
>"Never heard of Jeebus and think the believe in their God is insane"
>Entire faith scam crumbles

how do space braaaps smell like?

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Your mutant ability just got rekt.

>meet new alien life
>they communicate by farting
so that's why they probe our assess, they were trying to put in their translation device

Space Braps you say?

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The audacity of the jew

AYYYY
BRAAAAAAAAAP

>t. Boomer who still uses folding maps

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear that fart through a walkie talkie

Based and masochistpilled

Sorry this is patently false. The research NASA does to resolve issues they encounter provides tech for us normals. Baby formula, lazik surgery, choclear implants, memory foam, cmos chips are all because of the space program.

why are americans like this

Goodbyyyyeee
Moonmen

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Why does NASA lie?

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They want to keep all the Martian babes to themselves

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You tell me mister bolton

Mars chan did a braaarp?

My God, the threadkiller will kill us all!

youtube.com/watch?v=qG2HwH1JkAI
do you think the Martians get embarrassed when they fart in front of the rover?

This is the final form of the cucumber.

I bet you feel bad for eating cucumbers now don't you?

>be NASA
>put a robot from earth on mars
>be shocked when life finds away after introducing amino acids to the planet

As if any of us believe they are actually in space or can even go into space.

Not really, those cucumbers blew all their money on lottery scratch cards.

Ah. Then they deserved their miserable fate.

>Single celled organism is a living being on Mars.
>On earth, a human fetus isn't living.

>The religious nutcases will go apeshit
What the fuck decade are you guys living in?

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for replies, I can tell you I don’t have (You)s. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for threads like this. If you hide the thread now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for it, I will not pursue it. But if you don’t, I will look for it, I will find it, and I will kill it.

Aaannnnd thread got 404'd. I wonder why...
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/217119982/

Dude, every god damn rover finds some bullshit that may point to life on mars, yet the never find this life

>puff of gas

hehehe

A downie retard just flew over my post. Am I gonna die?

Hey, they invented disposable diapers and Velcro

It's just one retard.

>my plans on settling on Mars

Oh no no No NO NO NONO!

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>be american
>the year is 2019
>nasa has been trying to find other life in the solar system for decades
>come back to 2019
>on mars
>notice an odd cloud of gas
>realize that you found ayys
>tfw you realize we found space niggers from spacefarts

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Yeah I thought this stupid fucking RC car died a few months ago? There was a big fad of faggots and women crying about it online. You would've thought their dogs died.

This is why I come here.

Nah, they'll just double down on their belief in fairy tales, like they do with dinosaur fossils:
>it's God testing our faith
>it's Satan trying to trick us
>it's proof of the great flood
>it's proof of the giants described in the Bible
>"Scientists only have theories, not proof like we do."

Cool bed, nasa

The great flood has been scientifically verified... although it didn't wipe everyone out and merely inconvenienced the masses.

That was Opportunity. There are 3 rovers. Spirit, Opportunity, and Curiousity.

You could say the Opportunity was lost.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW.

If there's 3 of them and one managed to last a decade or however long when they're supposed to only last 6 months why did everybody shed crocodile tears for a fucking remote controlled camera on wheels?

Because people are retarded. More at 11.

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why would they go apeshit over life beyond Earth?

When you can't cry over humans dying you have to project that sadness somewhere else.

When you go to Google maps

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Fucking kek

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>tfw working with boomers who always laugh at how obvious the propaganda is on BBC but all they do all day long is repeat propaganda
>one boomer told gave me a heart full passionate speech about how NASA were desperately working to save the endangered astronauts on a failing apollo mission with tears in his eyes on how much pressure and hard work the employees must've been under
>my soul when having to keep my mouth shut cause i don't have the heart to ruin the fantasy he's surrounded his life in

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The blue pill does seem comfy, even if the steak is fake.

It wouldn't surprise me if NASA was a lot like Dr. Pizza.
When Dr. Pizza was called a pedo, you would think he would want to lie low for a while.
Instead, he just kept mocking conspiracy theorists until he apparently straight up tried to get access to a 7 year old.
When people called out the evidence of something wrong at NASA, you would think they would lie low for a while.
Instead, they mocked conspiracy theorists and put a compass in their logo that looks like a snake tongue.
And they will just keep going until they get definitively caught.

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It's in Greenland, not Mars. But whatever, call me a flat Earth tinfoil like always, faggots.

>Greenland is red.

Nigger

When they went from red to blue sky I was dumbfounded.
But...as always, they are right to believe the sheep will just keep lapping it up.
It's incredible, you put this out on /sci/ and they immediately start calling for a ban.
When even sciency-types can't see a red flag as obvious as changing sky color, why stop?

A puff of gas is considered life but not the heartbeat of a baby in the womb

the only gas im decting is coming out of NASA ass

If the baby farts, it is alive. That'll be the standard soon.

>Look if babies fart in the womb.
>Find out that we literally live in our piss before we are born.
>Potentially even our shit if we are a late birth.
Kill me. I never needed to know this.

Did you know babies are naked, too? We're such savages.

Nah. The woman is the clothing. It's alright. You're only naked in public if you were stupid enough to be born in a hospital.