Brit/pol/ - people's vote edition

>Boris Johnson’s furious partner Carrie Symonds brands cop call a ‘stitch-up’ by leftie, anti-Brexit neighbour
thesun.co.uk/news/9354092/boris-johnson-furious-partner-carrie-symonds-stitch-up-anti-brexit

>Tory leadership: Johnson and Hunt making pitch to be PM
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48728265

>Boris Johnson refuses to answer questions over row with partner
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48731774

>Sadiq Khan hits back at Trump, calling him 'six-foot-three child'
theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/22/sadiq-khan-hits-back-at-donald-trump-calling-him-six-foot-three-child

>Woman gets huge kebab tattoo on arm - even though she doesn't really like them
mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-gets-huge-kebab-tattoo-16730736

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sucking a golf ball

Lads, do you like Canaletto? (the painter)

gets me hard everytime

yeah man ill have the ragu and the risotto m8

Didn't the people already have a vote? Or do they just mean one where they win?

we dont vote you spastic???

STOP BREXIT

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At least we never had a massive nuclear accident like the Russians

They can write that on the obituary eh lads

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>Boris Johnson’s furious partner Carrie Symonds brands cop call a ‘stitch-up’ by leftie, anti-Brexit neighbour
based

>Sadiq Khan hits back at Trump, calling him 'six-foot-three child'
what kind of insult is this? what the fuck is he thinking? lmao
absolute state of manlets

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Silly lad
He did beautiful paintings of England my dear lad, very heartwarming paintings

one day all our secrets will be spoken as we slow dance

First for No Deal Brexit. Simple as

WE NEED A PEEPULS VOAT

Ireland can go and fuck itself t b h

times i wonder are we just a puff of smoke underneath this bed of ashes???

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if boris gets breggsit done by halloween then i'm joining the tories

Who's your favourite political figure of the 20th century?

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A reminder that these are the two people who have attempted to ruin Boris's personal life and campaign to become Prime Minister: Tom Penn and Eve Leigh.

>A source in the camp of Tory leadership front-runner Boris said: “The local hatred to Boris and Carrie has been ramped up recently. That’s why they feel it’s a stitch-up. Carrie is now really frightened and cannot believe this has happened over such a minor matter. She and Boris will not be going back there as they are too worried about the hostility they faced. They know Eve and her partner — and Eve has given Boris the finger on at least one occasion in the street.”

>Two police cars and a van arrived outside Carrie’s flat after the 999 call. Officers took no action and left within minutes.

>They are not believed to have listened to the recording made by Mr Penn.

So confirmation by the Sun that the recording was nothing but a stitch-up to impact on his campaign. How pathetic.

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>People voted -- does not like the result demand it again till you get the result you like

>Buy lottery ticket-- numbers do not come up-- demand they pick new numbers till you you win.


Liberal Thinking in a nutshell

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right bet you feel proud of that you unfunny cunt you thats your socialising done for the day you can fuck off to bed now and start tomorrow as the same shut in spastic you are today

Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air
I know I can count on you

>people

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>American Leftist Buddhist Jewish playwright
oh no no no no no

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Fucking this

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Brexit is indeed retarded. But honestly, I don't even care anymore about your country. You are entirely owned by Jews at this point anyway

Monet and renoir are more my speed.

ya ma collects beermats

I like the guy who did his job and didn't make a thing about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=l-ITv4OBV9c

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John Major

RIP pupper
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosco_the_dog

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>Aour Kraut Grapes™

well that was a fuck up

dont you worry baby no sense trying to change it

honestly i cant bear the thought of people living after i die

yer maw still boofs swedgers 50 years oan

Chamberlain. He wanted peace with Hitler but the Jews and Churchill were pushing for a war

cringe

>not one single mention over the past week that Jeremy Hunt is related to Oswald Mosley by you boys

Hunt for PM.

It's a crack, I'm back, yeah, I'm standing on the rooftops shouting out

I don't think anyone noticed lad, they will now though that i've made an issue of it

They will be dead to you

baby i'm ready to go

you've never even done crack you larping spastic???

Proof?

>n September 1936, he went to Germany to talk with Hitler. Hitler said he was pleased to have met "the man who won the war"; Lloyd George was moved, and called Hitler "the greatest living German". Lloyd George also visited Germany's public works programmes and was impressed. On his return to Britain, he wrote an article for The Daily Express praising Hitler, stating Hitler was: "the George Washington of Germany"; that he was rearming Germany for defence and not for offensive war; that a war between Germany and the Soviet Union would not happen for at least ten years; that Hitler admired the British and wanted their friendship but that there was no British leadership to exploit this

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What

It's true. Churchill was a warmongerer, an alcoholic and a disgrace of a human being

that dont make sense im honestly down for some pcp right now

ready to go > ready to let go

love that song, it reminds me of when me and my dad would be up late recording our favorite music videos off of mtv on to vhs tapes lol

are we talking about churchill or your dad you shut in virgin fuck off back to r9k

"He is a distant relation of Elizabeth II and Sir Oswald Mosley." - according to The Guardian

See
Youre on the wrong side kike

is it fuck you incel

Giz some on tick lad

Yeh my dad's a warmonger. Are you actually retarded?

>Carrie Symonds
i thought she was less than half is age
but boris is only 55
has not aged well

comfy times lad

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>You(pic related)

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Hitler's silly "empire" was no match for the might of the British Empire, on which the sun never sets

BUT GUNS ARE ILLEGAL... HOW COULD A SHOOTING HAPPEN?!

You sleep too deep. One week is another world.

im not interested in your incel cult you mong fuck off

if only i could get tick i owe every cunt money that im not going to pay back and you envy me???

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dumb and dumber lol two twats

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>Reminder
All the best British politicians have been Welsh: David Lloyd George, Enoch Powell, Nye Bevan, Leanne Wood

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>It's definitely summer

your dads a child abuser, an alcoholic and a disgrace of a human being so aye im close enough you spastic

yeah im totally the one who's going to kill himself because i get invited to parties and have sex its totally not going to be you with your imaginary friends, retarded politics trying to fit in literally anywhere, no social life and lack of vitamin d you shut in brincel lmfao get a life

you've only been here for like a month at best you incel wtf are you saying???

R I V E R S O F B L O O D

meanwhile boris is the descendant of a turkish immigrant
tory party members will vote for boris every time

Fink me dogs got rickets

>Calls others incels
>Is a degenerate drug user who owes people money
What a fucking faggot

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yeah i call you virgins incel because i have sex why are you repeating what i said are you mentally challenged???

>Deflection is strong in this one
>Absolutely seething
>I go to parties and have sex
What a fucking faggot. Try getting a job, raising a family and paying your bills

never understood why brit/pol/ get so outraged by nogs stabbing each other
really makes you think

put him in your tanning bed sharpish

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>Only been here a month.
>Summerfag calls others incels and refers people to R9K
>Doesn't even know who Ron Paul is

I’ll pay you back later lad don’t be tight

Wholesome story: yesterday night i went to the pub with my lads and had a pint,cracked jokes and had a jolly good time.
I wish one day to be able to do the same with british chaps

why would i? besides what does that matter when you're a shut in neet on benefits talking about muh white race and degeneracy for 16 hours a day on the internet lmfao get a life

Tell us a joke then paddy

>Doesn't understand green text
>Thinks degenerate sex without procreation is something to be proud of
>Owes money to drug dealers
>Thinks he belongs here
Go back to Kikebook faggot

why are you calling people summerfags when you've only been here a month???

im getting dopesick actual get me something you larping cunt

>Why are you even on /pol

i've been here longer than you newfag

Rimmer Rimmer electric strimmer I want to watch your potaotes simmer

heh

Indians are superior to Europeans in many regards, intellectually for example

its my blog you fucking retard

lurk more

youtu.be/eTeg1txDv8w

why are you?
to flirt with your bf here?

Well you haven't been listening faggot. Lurk moar

blow me

>Absolute summerfag

Fucking middle class twat thinks you’re better than the rest of us I’ll smash your fucking teeth down your throat and get it fixed on bupa you bellend

wtf newfag???

To secure the existence of our people and a future for white children