What's their biggest achievement?

The roman empire

saving the world,again

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I like cocaine

gathering intelligence

>citation needed

funding the sr71

sloppy job putin dick

Spying on nearly every US citizen simultaneously

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I swear I've heard that before.

shilling for facebook and twitter on the front page of their website cia.gov

Trumptards and Q.

Ensuring Hillary didn't win by re-allocating the popular vote.

Modern Art

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That would be Satan.

collecting false intel therefore starting wars therefore getting amerimutts killed

They got a cat killed for no reason. What a bunch of morons

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It's standard Russian rules of the road.

Convincing the public that they serve their interests.

faking the intelligence to start wars like iraq

Fucking up nearly every op they try to pull off, but they're doing a bang up job of growing poppies in Afghanistan.

- Making people think they're some kind of slick police agency

- Making people think pedophile rings are organic and now intelligence agency subprojects

- Blackmailing a fuckton of pedos to become politicians and journos to control everything

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>and now
*and not

The usual suspects, at the very end

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what a low-brow

Likely a glownigger thread to probe the attitudes of /poltards as part of a larger "operation"...Noone will ever know of your achievements because you must operate in secret...

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>Glowing in the dark

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> (OP)
>shilling for facebook and twitter on the front page of their website cia.gov

Prove it user...

Achieving such a level of self-funding that they can operate outside the bounds of the US government
>started by seeking out gold held by Nazis and not returning to rightful owners
>seized vast amounts of gold from Japanese
>drug trafficking
>partnership with Rockefeller funded organizations etc

I think they only suck at it on purpose though. Because they want actual radicals and nut jobs in on their plans.

Convincing the public that the Marion Stoneman Douglas Shooting was real.

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kek

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they don't fund the space fleet with the drug money, they send it to rich homos in europe and they barely keep 2%

they survived Terry's reign

Connected, silencing that squealer Michael Hastings.

Why the CIA be involved in that one instead of the FBI?

Covering up for Hillary's murders.

Because the CIA is the clown actors. The FBI is the cleanup crew. and the NSA makes sure that nobody gets to tell the real story.

helped the kikes to subvert all but two countries

>What's their biggest achievement?

Hollywood ?

youtu.be/JASUsVY5YJ8

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>Michael Hastings.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Hastings_(journalist)

"His widow Elise Jordan said his final story was a profile of CIA Director John O. Brennan.[75] "
Interdesting

Being found out as responsible for that massive crack epidemic in the USA and not getting in trouble despite it being so well known it was shown in popular movies at the time.

Aids

Subverting the Republic that formed it.

Taking full control of the United States in 1960s.

Not preventing 9/11

If they had, the police wouldnt have bearcats and the arabs wouldnt hate us as much, so much winning

That's Satan

How to gather evidence
CIA:
>get some Russians drunk and ask them questions
NSA:
>hack the Russians computer and pull up their google searches
FBI:
>break into Russians home if they live in US

911

>Taking full control of the United States in 1960s.

*Hands user a trophy

making lightbulbs out of niggers

Faking an alien invasion.

licking jewish balls

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>What's their biggest achievement?
Seems like......
>overthrow of the Iranian gov in 1954 and install of a brutal dictator (and you wonder why they hate us).
>Vietnam War.
>Crack epidemic in black neighborhoods.
>muh Yellow Cake/Iraq War.
>Syrian Civil War over a pipeline.
>Then arming ISIS (they must be pissed trump shut that down).
I'm sure I missed many.

Spreading crack to niggers

Actually tricking USA into the Gulf War.

Sloppy job, Putin. Dick

Overflight programs of the 50s and 60s. The U-2 and A-12 are still pretty cool.

this and creating AIDs to cull them, their only notes of worthy and they weren't even necessary because nogs would have just huffed oil until they passed out on train tracks anyway like they did before

*worthy of note

being more sizo and paranoid than /pol and /x combined.

Stopping all the bad things that didn't happen from their silent intervention.
I don't care if you all call me a shill, DoD people do a world of good.

Yes...They have done many good things for which they will never get credit...

someone is watching a bit too much telly.

Kike subhuman detected

Probably crack cocaine.

Getting this smug communist cunt removed

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Please explain why declassified documents only paint them a negative light, then.

Surely, of all the good they've done, some of it would have been declassified as well?

>their biggest achievement?
cocaine smuggling

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Making sure everything the public believes is false.

Oh...I agree completely. For the most part CIA, has been used as a tool to preserve and strengthen the power of the status quo. You would have to be a moron to think otherwise...

Getting away with the JFK assassination

Being formed by surviving SS members.

Getting Americans killed

> (OP)
>Being formed by surviving SS members.

Prove it nigger...Show some evidence...

>CIA
>achievement
pick one

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Based and stargatepilled

Mossad:
> be the russians

caturday

without cia we have no 24 or homeland

That's the ATF.

Organising 9/11

And the FBI

>t. cianigger fishing for compliments.

im gonna say catalyzing the psychological breakdown of a person as formerly stable as me, causing me to question and pontificate on the nature of reality itself and how i perceive it and always wondering when exactly you niggers are actually going to kill me this time.

either that, or the murder of a sitting US president who didnt see eye to eye with you or your financiers.

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assassinating jfk and installing bush/clinton dynasties to sell imported drugs to niggers to finance their globalorgan harvesting cartel to extend the lives of their interdimensional vampire masters to create an ai singularity to end all life and devour the universe undoing endless cycle of creation and destroying all light to bask the universe in endless void forever

Losing secret wars!