Brit/pol/ - THE SUN edition

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>Boris Johnson’s furious partner Carrie Symonds brands cop call a ‘stitch-up’ by leftie, anti-Brexit neighbour
thesun.co.uk/news/9354092/boris-johnson-furious-partner-carrie-symonds-stitch-up-anti-brexit

>Tory leadership: Johnson and Hunt making pitch to be PM
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48728265

>Boris Johnson refuses to answer questions over row with partner
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48731774

>Sadiq Khan hits back at Trump, calling him 'six-foot-three child'
theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/22/sadiq-khan-hits-back-at-donald-trump-calling-him-six-foot-three-child

>Woman gets huge kebab tattoo on arm - even though she doesn't really like them
mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-gets-huge-kebab-tattoo-16730736

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Give me some miserable trad English folk music lads I’m spinning out

THREAD THEME
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Official Thread Cheese

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>THE CIRCUS: NEIGHBOUR ‘MAY HAVE BROKE LAW’ RELEASING BORIS ROW TAPES
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Lmfao pube did a number on the last thread

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let it burn

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>Boris has had 12 affairs, many with the daughters of opposition MP's

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>TRUMPIAN-Esque

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I'd love to kick Boris Johnson in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

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nigga look like he about to bomb a tube singing danny boy

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>>Sadiq Khan hits back at Trump, calling him 'six-foot-three child'
hahahaha oh no no no. how's that wall street pig child trump gonna recover? not even a londoner but I do like sadiq since i find him quite down to earth

That’s great mate more like that

>glycineboi and a closet dyke

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>nigga look like he about to bomb a tube singing danny boy
lmao

you need something more whimsical lad
youtube.com/watch?v=2hsp-C6mQGo

He had a love child too. Guy is an absolute player.

>Boris as mayor of London once brought in a black right-hand man, Ray Lewis, to provide outreach to the black youth community. However, Lewis soon had to leave the position after it was revealed he had lied on his CV

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Yeah that’s pretty good lad nice choice

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no worries lad
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lol she's done a number on her dad

why are your leaders so unkempt and unattractive? why don't you guys elect more attractive people?

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>Boris romantically pursued a socialite art-critic, the relationship developed into a year-long affair. The relationship ended when she discovered that his only interest in her was the free urban art consultation she provided him over their time together

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Fucking hell the pics of the band at the farmhouse looks so comfy

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we're trying lad

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Most sensible haircut in British politics

hate BoJo's conservative politics and lies, but i find him to be an attractive older man

we could have had this dish, but no, we're getting boris

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I wouldn't be so sure. Something tells me he's going to manage to fuck the campaign up somehow.

Is Carrie Symonds honkpilled?

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Why does he let his hair look like shit?

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I used to like Stewart, he seemed an interesting person, but his behaviour in the last few weeks has been staged and cringey and made me realise he's a fucking fraud.

More traditional than that would be nice

You have to be joking

what is this lgbt pepe I keep seeing?

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About what?

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Based dad, hope he followed through.

>Boris' father and sister upon being asked in 2015 if he wants to be Prime Minister: "he's far more ambitious than that"

What did they mean by this??

getting money still sad too

My father was very liberal with me. He's liberal with my younger sister too, and claims that being too authority over your daughter can make them bad.

Also, the ironic thing is that this racist father in your pic probably fapped to asian porn the previous night

Why does people having sex make you so mad???

this

I need to get a double breasted suit

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It’s the only breasts you’ll get

it's too big for him. looks like a slob.

Wahey!

night lads. remember to eat your cheese.

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Bit childish but very good

Me on the right.

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>Pierre Rolin: How I was cuckolded by Boris Johnson
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HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA

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Says the incel

>Boris at 90% chance to be next PM

Buy or Sell at this price lads?

ME YOU - SOUNDS LIKE FUCKIN. FIGHTING TALK- PING PONG - ANYTIME ANYPLACE.

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im fucked up

Why are you so hostile lad?

clarity is nothing when you keep your eyes closed but reality is bleak so clarity is my foe

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should've gone with a fedora on that post t b h

i havent been home in months tbf

Nature m8. I just arder

im gonna be okay

sike you know what time it is

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DO THE MARIO SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE COME ON IT'S TIME TO GO DO THE MARIO TAKE ONE STEP AND THEN AGAIN LET'S DO THE MARIO ALL TOGETHER NOW YOU GOT IT IT'S THE MARIO DO THE MARIO SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE COME ON IT'S TIME TO GO DO THE MARIO TAKE ONE STEP AND THEN AGAIN LET'S DO THE MARIO ALL TOGETHER NOW COME ON NOW JUST LIKE THAT!

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what would you do if you just found your daughter was a zoophiliac?

Spastic

20/15 on my vision if it goes
Still think I'd be fine cause music's in my soul

you need to take a chill pill

>he actually used the word sike

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>The unpleasant things being said about myself and my partner, and some quite frankly bizarre and fictitious allegations, have been upsetting for not only us, but also for family, friends and fellow Camberwell neighbours, who are currently being harangued by the media. I would ask that you leave private citizens alone and focus instead on those who have chosen to run for power within the public eye

What did this cunt think would happen?

Boris’ odds have dropped to 3/2, yougov polling shows Tory voters are only supporting Boris +4 over Hunt following the media gaslight after his dumb bitch made a scene

Going to be so fucking pissed if he doesn't get in. Just one glimmer of fun in this shithole is all I want.

Just imagine his PMQs with Corbyn

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Have sex

Should I take drugs?

Not larping

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Had a couple of cans

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Fuck ted poster btw

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now they haven't

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Agreed

cope ahmed

Sadiq is far from down to Earth. He's a vain and arrogant jumped-up little shit.

over what? I'm not a trump supporter and what sadiq said was very based and made me smile

He's a chilled guy, and he's popular with the young folk

>chilled guy
Yet is constantly losing his shit about Trump. Behave, you daft paki.

Maybe because trump is a serious issue?

To Khan? Nope.

He’s a cunt, a faggot and a doo gooder

Agreed we have to do something about these fucking kikes inshallah

To the world in general. Also, just because Sadiq isn't our PM doesn't mean who can't call out trump about his lies and garbage. Plus, sadiq is still involved in politics and seems to have a conscious mind unlike trump who likes pointing his finger at random innocents and claim they're the 'enemy'

Sadiq has a conscience? lmao
You really are a deluded paki.

The Sun can be very illusory as it is the source of true sight and looks can be deceiving.