BASED FEMALE CELEB THREAD

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This HAPA reported.
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Summer Glau is based? Joss Whedon must be crushed

Bumb for ecelebs

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How can Lauren even compete?

She's been faithful to the image of being this cute white chick that only falls for white chads,I call that based.

>tfw remember the good ole' days of glauposting on /tv/

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>How can Lauren even compete?
I know!

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behind closed doors she gets BLACKED daily

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I like her for being so modest and not falling for the Thot kikeshit

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It's a shame her career died out

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Man why you gotta be like this,so fucking obnoxious of you to even suggest that shit

Probably because she didn't do thot shit

fuck politics. i'm going back to watching porn all day and being a nihilist.

I look at it differently,her career went downhill in the right era,we're left with all the Jewish shit in our movies now and I'm glad she isn't taking no part in it.

exactly,she needs to be praised for that

True

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Everything she touched died off. There's no rational reason for it, so I have to believe it was just a curse of some sort.

It was the sheenie curse. Kikes hate her

>belle delphine will never gently lick your banana to get her FDA daily recommended potassium allowance
why even live lads?

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It's quite telling who is low iq by what they find attractive. You can easily tell Lauren is competent and her sister is the brainless generic thot. Why would you want to breed someone like that? Lauren at least has ambition, something you want in your offspring.

>but we just want to fuck
Fucking like a rabbit is what niggers do, fucking kill yourself.

It did not die. She left acting to have her first child, then immediately had another. She is dedicated to her family. Her only acting work after pregnancy has been guest spots alongside friends, such as Nathan Fillion on “Castle”.

Holy shit, a nip!

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Gay man detected.

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Who is this and why do I have such a massive boner right now?

Sounds familiar.

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>BASED
>FEMALE
Doesn't compute

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Yes, it is ridiculous to assume anyone who gives up acting did so because their career failed.

She's married to a blond aryan chad and has two kids, sorry to burst your bubble

Well then what's the point of keeping them alive aside from procreation purposes

Is that a rhetorical question?

procreation purposes
Sex objects
occational emotional entertainmant just like pets

Britpol will hate me for showing outer pol our sows

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Who is she?

JESSU YOU AINT GOT NO TITS!

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Brexit muffin Beatrice grant

To find a woman who will bro.

>based bongslags

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She single?

I think I love her. I can't help it.

One is 15 one is 17 you fucking nonce

For all you know I'm only 18.

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Both are legal.

cucked beyond belief

15 isn’t legal in the uk you fucking paki

Look at my flag, Sam.

It's not like women get better with age, catching them young and being true to them is the way to be happy.

>We've caught yer again!
>Yer one of the t'worst fookin paedos we've seen so far
>'nd we've got alot of them
>fookin chatlogs are disgustin'
>ya wanted to be her fookin 'fren'? Look at t'state of yer, noone in their right mind would wanna be friends with yoo!
>Yer a fookin disgrace ya jelleh belleh beast. I'll be turnin' up in court tah' testify 'gainst yoo ya bloodeh paedo.
>Absoluteleh vile. You've 'ad Big Dave in tears forcin' him to read yer' filth.
>Hold 'im till taxi get here, Baz.

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I'm going to groom a pre-teen some day.
And on her 20th birthday I'll claim her. If she remains faithful, of course.

I see a flaw or two in your logic my Danish compatriot. It might be better to remove the temptation for her by giving her what she wants as soon as its legal, rather than waiting until 20. Don't ask a woman to be a martyr.

The thing is.. I'd need her to be able to hold her legs together for it to work.
But being 30 myself I can see how this might become a problem.
Fuck this life.

>BASED FEMALE CELEB
They don't really exist. You need to put time and effort into becoming a celebrity like an actress, singer or even model. This means focusing on a career instead of being a wife and mother. Female celebrities are almost always feminist cunts!

That is based on her devotion to you, not her lack of sexual drive.

That's unironically good to hear

Her sexual drive can be as high as it may be. But if she can't suppress it for me, I'm not interested.

That lady is gorgeous. Just discovered her earlier today. She have any especially good vids?

>IQ is tied to what your dick gets hard to
jesus christ what a moron

Stop responding to meme flags.

Why my pp hard