OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD: MOTORCYCLE ANGELS EDITION

you missed thanos XD

I bet his wife is fucking a fireman behind his back.

Gotta love Bakerman for taking care of his OP and making sure it's healthy and reading through the thread for a throwaway gag dedication. You're a good boy.

BLEH

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Fuck you, give me your lunch money or I will tear off your nipples.

This dude probably requested they stock the coffee station at the office with onions milk

Can I still talk shit about your terrible attitude and glaring insecurities?

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DAN "CUT AWAY FROM THE NIGGERS AND LET'S GO TO DOMESTIC DESIREE BETWEEN TWO WHITES" ABRAMS

New Mexico is full of schizos and idiots

nah, he knows and just sits in his police car crying

My butthole itches like a motherfucker

Are you saying bleh to pizza in general, or just that type

nothing much.
>manbun with THC in texas was executed by order of the governor
>drunk crashed their car and claimed it was stolen
>schizo drug roastie walking into peoples houses.

For me, its Greta

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tfw the court took my license for a simple underage drinking charge

those """pepperoni""" on top

Thanks anons.

Lube up with some aloe

also calicuck found someone with shittier tattoos than him.

I wish I could personally tell this guy that his whole arm is complete trash.

T H I C C

DAN "ANOTHER GOD DAMNED FORTNIGHT BETWEEN NEW EPISODES" ABRAMS

Scratch it?

For me, its the based huntress and catfish noodler Hannah Barron.

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BRAP
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surprised none of you autists tried to find this thot

>out of breath from talking on the phone

Lamo she's outta breath.

are those fucking pepperonis or overcooked clams wtf

Thank you.

>implying he doesn't think he's still playing the field and hitting on girls twenty years his junior and bragging about being a cop on his Tinder profile and at every conversation at his local Applebee's

Bout to get good boys

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Don't post this lady anymore

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that is a large woman

BLACK MALE

roasties on twitter butt mad she got off with a warning because she's hot

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I also agree with this

I don't think I can believe that.

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>black male
>silver gun

And now to some innocent white crime! Two little girls are running an illegal lemonade stand in Rhode Island.

PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT, RIPPEE

Paige is my waifu

Absolute Unit

Bravo Mike in a white Lincoln

>silver gun
>must be a smith and wesson
???

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Of course she's crying.

Uh oh the story falls apart.

If this MO call was in TX they'd already have swat out and everybody would have their ARs shouldered running door to door clearing houses with at least 3 extrajudicial executions of thc vape pen users

the guy had a smurf tattooed on his neck. calicuck tried to make fun of him but fucked it up.

F R A U D

IT WAS THE DRUNKS AFTER ALL!

Smith & Weston

Officer bitesize

Imagine if the silver car owner didn't show up

she said "smith and weston"

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>drunk at 8am
on a FRIDAY

Anyone else having difficulty following this story?

F A L S E R E P O R T
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spoiler, her medication is meth

Crockodile tears..

nobody gives a shit about these NM pill poppers ffs

Conklin is amazing. Is this her premier appearance? She got to the bottom of this in like ten minutes. I wouldn't have even expected there was any shenanigans from the complainants. Damn good thing I'm not a cop.

kek. I'd like to see someone with a worse haircut than what his was a couple weeks ago.

Nigga it's Saturday, and wait, aint it Monday for you Kiwi?

Drunks crash their car decide to leave a report it stolen.

if these retards didnt try and defraud their insurance company and didnt call the police they would be fine.

Dan, if you're in the thread make the next 'Earlier In' segment feature Flores.

Is there anything more satisfying than seeing roasties seethe?

>"And now, live from East St. Louis...."

what would happen

Im fucking retarded, it would be Sunday for you

Time for a break

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She said it was 8am the day before.
It's Sunday 2pm, the middle of winter

Look like a borderlands 3 trailer

Dead cameramen.

>LOTABURGER

SHOTS FIRED....SHOTS FIRED....I REPEA....

I see, well, keep up the good work Kiwi

Whats that squiggle sound they got going on their cars?

See through Oakley's
Gross

>don't not move

>wearing dress socks with shorts and t-shirt

That's a great package design

Those are cyber goggles

You guys get a lot of snow there?

I heard donut move

Google Glasses.

B L A C K
M A L E

Not on the north island but plenty on the south

This bitch is whiter than a Swedish girl's legs in winter