John bolton's mustache thread

Dump em lads. Also, general speculation on what's under it.

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EYE RAHN
EYE REIGN E EN PEE PILL

a little israeli quato is under his stache

kek

kek

BOMB EM JOHNNNNNNNN
BOMB EMMMMMM

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this is a new era of 4chin. bolton-chin

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Moar
Kek
Brilliant
Xkecked
Keep em coming

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JUST ONE TINY LITTLE WAR

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For oc

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noice

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CHEKD

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AND IRAN
I RAN SO FAR AWAY
BOMB THEM BEFORE THEY GET AWAY

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John, it's your brother. Come home, John. Mom's sick again. We miss you.

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chekked

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rare
a
r
e

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Mustache eyes. Kek Well done.

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i swear to god these threads are all made by bolton's aides

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don't tell anybody, buy there's probably a lip underneath it

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I'm liking where we're going lads
Checked. God speed and pass the ammunition.
Czeked and keked
Pour it on lads!

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HA HA HA

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John, I see you've caught a wee bit of the fame bug too. I was thinking of you the other day and how we used to play fort as kids. Call me sometimd.

Ps. Can I borrow some money?

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Shout out to the zyklon ben
grrrgraphics.com/tag/john-bolton

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we don't need to shop it anymore, what a great age that we live in.

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I do love this timeline.

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ISRAEL NUMBER ONE OY

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Hey John, just tried to call your cell. I think I have an old number, some old man answered. He kind of sounded like my old manager. Ha! Anyway, I'll try to email you instead. Hope all is well, e-talk soon!

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his upper lip is comprised entirely of herpes

see

>general speculation on what's under it.

Laser beams.

I bet his breath smells like some mixture of old man, general bad breath and quite possibly cigarettes, and that in conversations he knowingly invades your personal space in order to inflict it on you.

I love you

the nuclear football is probably hidden behind boltens mustache for safe keeping and quick use.

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if you make the guy in the back left's hat a saudi headdress and toss a star in somewhere this would be perfection

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They're not actually related. On that note, tho, why are so many rock musicians Jewish?

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Are you, uh, a real war criminal?
Well, uh, technically... Nah.
Have you ever caught a good goy, like, uh, like a real weapon of mass destruction?
Nah
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be war criminals!

Oy!
Israel Number One
Oy!
Israel Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in kikery
This is going down in history
If you want Israel to be Number One
You have to chase an arab on the run
Just follow my bombs, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
No, don't touch that!

Israel Number One
Oy!
Israel Number One
Israel Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this weapon of mass destruction, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to bomb
Go!
fire it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this weapon of mass destruction
Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Israel Number One
Oy!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Israel Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Israel Number One
Oy!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Israel Number One
Oy!
Vey!

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Based ben
KEEP FIRING!

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In the old days the mustache used to represent a certain type of American. Against the grudges of the old world, against the central banks and for liberty.

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You're looking at it the wrong way Donald. Think of the big picture.

At first yes, it's 150 deaths. But then they retaliate, and kill say, 20 of ours, and we launch an aerial counterstrike. Soon it's 1500 easily. Then they sink a carrier, and we invade on the ground. In a month of Shock and Awe, we've killed 15k. Before a year is out, we've killed 150k through casualties alone. After 5 years if you add up all the casualties, deaths through starvation and illness and out own losses we could kill up to 1.5M.

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it's obvious his method of maintaining that length is by chewing off the ends.

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This has got to be the best one.

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the pic from 's link

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my sides are in orbit

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When you haven’t bombed Iran

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>john bolton's mustache

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Should say projectile instead of bomb. I like it tho

What's under it? Hmm, I'm guessing a tattoo of Israel

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This thread is too much at once

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DAHNALD, I'VE ENTERED THE MUSTACHE

I HAVE FOUND THE FABLED GALACTIGATES

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Suck on this wepon of mass destruction Dahnald

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>put foreskins here

That's my guess.

You should have listened, Dahnald.

Hand over the drones and we can put an end to this nonsense.

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Hairlip

i am the bolton
i speak for the war
some of you think
i'm just a neocon whore

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Checked
Well memed, anons

Anybody got a boris todbringer bolton?

oh this thread

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Okay, this is epic.

Oh shit... I like this