I want to be a part of the satanic elite

Preferably the luciferian elite.
How do I do this.
No I am not willing to offer my booty hole. I know math and I worship Hitler and Satan everyday.

Thanks, post an email and I'll send a resume

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>No I am not willing to offer my booty hole
He thinks it's a choice!

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Are you ready to have sex with kids?

Jesus Christ helps men overcome themselves. you are not even you yet, so stop pleasing yourself. happiness is for faggots.

This AND fuck a little boy to death.

You have to drink a bottle of bleach then they contact you in the hospital, good luck mate

Which family memeber are you going to offer up as your first blood sacrifice?

> worship Hitler and Satan
sorry, your IQ is too low to join any good satanic elite. get a motorcycle, it's cheaper, sexier, and your inevitable painful death by motorcycle will be slightly less painful than the pizza option would be.

The top people hardly ever accept anyone outside their bloodlines. The best you could achieve is a low-level secret society with all kinds of nasty initiations and ceremonies for blackmail purposes...being another blackmailed tool in other words.

>I want to be a part of the satanic elite
that's because you're worldly. most people are. I'm sorry, user

>math

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Ask a Rabbi

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What you have to do is make a video of you having sex with a 12 year old boy then email it to Alex Jones and they'll contact you

I will light your lamp but only IF you can tell me why YOU ARE searching.

>No I am not willing to offer my booty hole.
Your resistance will make that magic stronger.

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I actually want to make a difference and contribute towards humanity's quest for knowledge and ultimate understanding of who "God" really is and how the universe works. Contributing to humanity's evolution and ascension.

I want to understand where the universe came from and all it's secrets. Even if those secrets aren't discovered within my lifetime, I want to help find those secrets so someone in the future can understand.

Let me know if I'm barking up the wrong tree here.

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I was raised satanic. Indoctrinated.
Never baptized.
Taught every argument and plot line hole in religion. There is no going back, and I feel cheated.

>Are you ready to have sex with kids?
no only genetically engineered catgirls

>Jesus Christ helps men overcome themselves
and their wives lmao imagine being a jesus fag. take the satanic panic back to the 1980s

>Which family memeber are you going to offer up as your first blood sacrifice?
idk I've got a lot to choose from, old and young

>your IQ is too low
I can code monkey this is enough is it not?
>get a motorcycle
I won't. I hate them.

>low-level secret society with all kinds of nasty initiations and ceremonies for blackmail purposes
that does sound like not what I'm looking for

>that's because you're worldly
I think the world is a cool place user, join it sometime

>email it to Alex Jones
u can't fool me heretic

>I was raised satanic. Indoctrinated.
Expand? Story? What kind of satanism?

I'm really looking for Luciferianism, not satanism. I'm open ears and open minded.

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Not even satanism, but anti christ.
Not atheist, that is too passive.
Not Gnostic- no demiurge.
Hopefully I have a stroke before I die and forget what I think I know. Ignorance is truly bliss.

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THE LORD JESUS CHRIST WILL WIN!
why would you give up your soul to have this world?
sad. really sad.
this life is but a moment. your soul is forever.
if you are not on the side of Jesus Christ you will BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE.

the Lord can give you more the the Devil ever can IN THIS LIFE AND THE NEXT.
you just dont understand the power of the Lord because you are a weak foolish failure.

its true Satan has dominion over this world. and when he comes down as the Anti-Christ he will have even more power. but this power is given to him by the LORD and the LORD will take it away and cast Satan and all his followers into the lake of fire FOREVER AND EVER.

pretty sure that's not what I'm looking for. Not interested in gratification or human trafficking

but good thread

>Hopefully I have a stroke before I die and forget what I think I know. Ignorance is truly bliss.
well give me some hints before I go off the deep end too far lad don't hold out on me
I always liked Gnosticism

>irl Shego is a jewess
Makes sense

I’m probably just being moody as the cocaine just ran out. I was raised to aggressively be against the Christian god. It opened doors for me in the music industry I am under 50 and retired. But there is a darkness I am drawn to. I become more aware of it on nights like this where I’ve been to a party. I can sense even the nuance of it in music and art, and the stuff I make is infected.

>It opened doors for me in the music industry
interesting. how so?

>But there is a darkness I am drawn to. I become more aware of it on nights like this where I’ve been to a party. I can sense even the nuance of it in music and art, and the stuff I make is infected.
I was not really raised in any aggressive way, but my parents are christians and raised me christian. I can sort of imagine the problems of being raised to hate something. To hate god? I'm not really a dark person. So I'm kind of thankful for that.

I did projects for Atlantic records and others. Cinematography and editing. It was fun. I am moving on to writing.

cool! I am a a bit interesting in music production. It's one of my hobbies that I haven't worked on in a while. Same with video editing.
I imagine that it would be hard work under pressure and deadlines though.

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"cosplay" models are among the first wave to go.

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>I worship Hitler
>An angel of god who was sent to fight evil on earth
I don't think that the (((Satanic elite))) will appreciate that.

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Try NXIVM.com or DNC.com, I think they hire lately.

40% of you will kys

>I want something
>I am not willing to do anything for it
This thread

I can do math and code monkeying and keeping secrets.
Not sure what else is needed.
I won't do anything too illegal. Maybe this is naive. But it's worth a shot lmao.

big thonk

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pls

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>I want to join literally Satan Cult
>I dont want to fo anything illegal, just coding lol
This thread.

I believe you have sex with children, kill them, and then drink their blood or some sick fucking shit like that.

I think you guys are wrong about the satan cult I'm pretty sure they're nicer guys than you think.
Satanic panic boomers, the lot of you. They aren't involved in any of that stuff they are good people working towards the enlightenment of humanity.

There is no proof of your claims.

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Jesus this bait is so bad it's as if Hillary wrote it herself.

Fpbp

>bait
why do you think it is bait
what am I baiting you for

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In the name of Jesus, Satan is bound and rebuked, he has no authority here. Now fuck off.

>Satan is bound and rebuked, he has no authority here
not if I let him in

Nope, you've been rebuked by the power invested in me by the Lord Jesus Christ. You have no power nor authority here.

>You have no power nor authority here.
it's my thread my dude i could delete if you want me to
all ya had to do is ask
why pray when you could literally just ask the guy who made the thread, to destroy the thread that made you hurt

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