$100

Hello lads.

What are some Jow Forums approved items I can buy on amazon?
I received a $100 amazon gift card. Post some suggestions for me or for anyone else wondering what they should splurge on.

Attached: 841E7757-F4CC-4062-ADEE-12EA1F2FAEDC.jpg (570x240, 50K)

Other urls found in this thread:

amazon.com/Selffddfense-Outdoors-Survival-Emergency-Camping/dp/B07SXR6RZJ/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=police baton&qid=1561265008&s=gateway&sr=8-1
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

$100 pair of socks

What can they do?

drink bleach

But how much does it cost?

buiy the steam powered sex aid we heard about

Weights

Whut?

I have some

Get heavier ones. Get stronger. Bulk up. Save the white race.

tools

this is also acceptable

Kek. Consider it considered.

Influence and Pre-Suasion by Robert Cialdini.

It's super useful in learning how to convince people to do what you want. It's meant for sales, but it's technically the metaphysics of memes and how they work on the human mind.

Awesome!

Attached: image.jpg (1471x855, 245K)

HEPA filter. Wonderful device. Makes a gentle white noise to help you sleep. Cleans the air to keep you healthier.

A survival straw is nice, some paracord, a good knife machete, camp stove, etc.

Skrewdriver CDs but I think amazon banned them

Bomb making materials.........

3 pairs of 30 dollar socks

or

one good spyderco knife

or

king oscar sardines in a zesty tomato sauce

Buy crypto and get rid of that worthless fiat Jewish scamoney

Buy some chinese made electronic shit for your faggoty ass iphone and fuck off

Buy seeds and grow ur own food faggot. Grand Solar minimum is upon us. Crop losses are already starting. Prices for food are going up.

You jizz in them and return them. Amazon just repackages them and sells them at discount. Some cheap nigger will buy them and put them on. You can laugh as you jizz, envisioning this. Then, invest your $100 in Raytheon stock.

Well, do you have a good tomahawk? A Cold Steel War Hawk or Trench Hawk is pretty decent, and you have enough to get either, and a few replacement handles. That Polypropylene handle they put on it is tough, but anything's gonna break eventually if you put two pounds of carbon steel on one end and slam it against shit long enough.

A full-sized tomahawk is a good little close-quarters weapon. Its a nice way to say "Fuck your skull, face, neck or clavicle, depending on where this blow lands. Whatever it is this hits, it just ain't gonna make it."

Puniana DX Smooth Fuwatoro

t. FBI

amazon.com/Selffddfense-Outdoors-Survival-Emergency-Camping/dp/B07SXR6RZJ/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=police baton&qid=1561265008&s=gateway&sr=8-1

Nigger Knocker

Idk, could be a slurpee shill.
>that id

Firearm accessories.

Pure cringe

Go to Home Depot and buy $60 worth of car detailing equipment spend $30 on business cards with your phone number on them and the other $10 on gas driving around putting them on windshields.

Attached: platorepub.jpg (333x500, 37K)